Sonya Gorelova is a Ukrainian model and she’s in this issue of Numero magazine and girl looks good… Maybe I’m into bright colored bikinis, fish nets, or just soviets walking around in heels and a bikini, like a bunch of tacky sex workers, looking for a husband…to help them escape the rationed bread hell that is about to get taken over by Russia a second time…at least that’s what I assume is happening from my ignorant, don’t watch the news perspective, a perspective I am sure Sonya Gorelova shares with me, cuz she’s probably in America popping bottles with rappers like other models, and forgets what the Ukraine even is, because she’s too busy tanning on yachts..
You can’t be serious …. Serena Williams Blames Steubenville Victim For Sexual Assault The latest entry is a Rolling Stone profile, which comes on the heels of John Jeremiah Sullivan’s Times Magazine cover story last August and a new documentary on Serena Williams ‘ tennis life with her big sis. The tennis star was visited in Florida three months ago, and she gave him, well, a few pungent quotes. Via DeadSpin reports: Here, for instance, is Serena with an unfortunate “she wore the dress” take on Steubenville: We watch the news for a while, and the infamous Steubenville rape case flashes on the TV—two high school football players raped a 16-year-old, while other students watched and texted details of the crime. Serena just shakes her head. “Do you think it was fair, what they got? They did something stupid, but I don’t know. I’m not blaming the girl, but if you’re a 16-year-old and you’re drunk like that, your parents should teach you—don’t take drinks from other people. She’s 16, why was she that drunk where she doesn’t remember? It could have been much worse. She’s lucky. Obviously I don’t know, maybe she wasn’t a virgin, but she shouldn’t have put herself in that position, unless they slipped her something, then that’s different.” A 16 year-old girl raped repeatedly while drunk = “lucky” A top-5 tennis player in love with someone Serena dislikes = also “lucky” One lesson: Don’t be lucky.
Scarlett Johansson is now a stage performer…and not the kid rocking a pole…like the stage performers we like best…and I guess it’s just some midlife crisis situation where she’s trying to prove she’s an actual actor and that acting is an actual art cuz memorizing lines for an entire play is a challenge…when normally she just remembers lines for one scene…or even one shot…in what is almost a joke of a career…that no actor will ever admit…cuz they are paid too much to say it’s a joke….but not as big of a joke as Scarlett Johansson’s tits…what’s going on here….she’s lost all she had going for her in the process of this career move….and it makes no sense to me…maybe we gotta ask Big Daddy….he’s got all the answers….cuz big stepDADDY….just doesn’t get what’s going on here… I guess Cat on a Hot Tin Roof is officially a murder mystery….killing her tits – then hiding them – in the South. TO SEE THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I don’t even understand the Manti Te’o story….I’ve read the articles…but don’t really know how to read and I don’t watch the news…so it’s just some big weird dead girlfriend shit being compared to the movie Catfish….I even watched the Taiwanese Animation of it and I still don’t get it…so my friend sent me this video he made…and it still makes no sense…but the edit is funny…and that’s all that matters to me… CLICK HERE FOR MORE VIRAL VIDEOS
With Nicki Minaj taking the Twitter fight to Steven Tyler , another random music feud has now cropped up. Following Depeche Mode’s Martin Gore recently telling Music Week that ” somebody should shoot ” Simon Cowell, The X Factor judge has fired back in a series of online digs. “I read Martin gore wants to shoot me,” Simon Tweeted yesterday. “He is in depeche mode. Do you realise how weird and stupid that makes you. Go and watch the news.” Cowell was referencing the Aurora Colorado shooting in his response, along with other recent incidents involving gun use. Gore, of course, has clarified that he was “not advocating violence,” but simply isn’t a fan of Cowell’s “influence in the music industry over the last god knows how many years.” Still, as Simon explained, he could have chosen his words far more wisely because “”a ton of people have got shot this year and people like weirdo gore encourage this.” In conclusion, the producer has sage advice for us all: “I went to a thanksgiving party and someone told me to listen rather than talk. You have two ears and one mouth. Very good advice.”
The secret to how Sean Connery has managed to become a successful actor without actually attempting to act has been unraveled. It takes a rare breed of sophisticated gent to get this far without actually trying
Link: http://www.thefablife.com/2010-01-04/… Vanity Fair had some half-naked photos of Tiger lying around, so they slapped one on the cover. He looks pretty happy about it
TECH BUZZ : A little boy's Christmas was ruined when the used PSP he received had an obscene, persistent photo of a penis on it. Unexpected penises popping up everywhere are nothing new. But it's a slow news day.
