Kylie Minogue was in her underwear despite being 100 years old, and the crazy thing in all this is that she looks better than most 20 year olds, I guess cancer surviving makes you some kind of hot as fuck superhero…and the real weird thing in all this is that as an Australian, she’s not quite leathery or white trash enough, I guess that’s what fame and fortune does to you…it preserves you enough for me to want to masturbate to you…if only my penis still worked…
I can’t remember the last time I did a post on Kylie Minogue , but if I’d known she was still capable of producing bikini photoshoots this hot, it wouldn’t have taken me this long to get her back on the site. Anyway, here’s the 46-year-old pop star proving that she’s definitely still got it in the latest issue of GQ Italia , and I don’t know about you guys, but I’m keeping my fingers crossed for an encore, because the only bad thing about these pictures is that there aren’t a whole lot more of them.
In a word: Dizzzamn! Kylie Minogue is 43 years old (and actually turns 44 Monday) but you’d never know it based on the way she dances and dresses in her music video for “Timebomb.” It’s been released as part of the celebration for this Australian’s 25th year in the music business and, in it, Kylie dons what very few people would actually refer to as a “dress.” What do you think of Minogue in this outfit? Look for Minogue to perform “Timebomb” live on the British version of The Voice on May 27 and to include it on her upcoming greatest hits album, due out on June 19 in the U.S. Watch the full-length, HOT video below. Kylie Minogue – “Timebomb” (Music Video)
Towleroad, having brought us the original “let’s round up the queers and put them behind an electric fence until they die,” follows up with this extraordinarily delightful video of Anderson Cooper — hmmmm! — explaining to this mean dumb cow about where gay babies come from, and also The Holocaust. She ain’t changin’ her mind, Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Wonkette Discovery Date : 24/05/2012 08:03 Number of articles : 2
Gay bug zapper Kylie Min…wait. I was going to make a joke about how Kylie Minogue draws the homos in with her vivacious pop tracks and tiny beauty like a backyard bug zapper but then I realized that “gay bug zapper” sounds like she cures AIDS. Also, she doesn’t kill gays after she draws them in. That we know of. Bad analogy. Kylie Minogue’s got a new track, a new pair of coochie cutters, and A NEW… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Dlisted Discovery Date : 25/05/2012 08:43 Number of articles : 2
Gay bug zapper Kylie Min…wait. I was going to make a joke about how Kylie Minogue draws the homos in with her vivacious pop tracks and tiny beauty like a backyard bug zapper but then I realized that “gay bug zapper” sounds like she cures AIDS. Also, she doesn’t kill gays after she draws them in. That we know of. Bad analogy. Kylie Minogue’s got a new track, a new pair of coochie cutters, and A NEW… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Dlisted Discovery Date : 25/05/2012 08:43 Number of articles : 2
Pop star Kylie Minogue is in Cannes, and she’s showcasing a career move: Starring in a film. Not just any film mind you, but Leos Carax’s Holy Motors , which attendees here are calling the wackiest selection to hit the festival in years, a pretty amazing feat. With cyber-monsters, talking machines and a story that is a complete trip, Minogue plays two characters in Carax’s tale, which centers on Monsieur Oscar — who himself is in fact many characters: a captain of industry, assassin, beggar, monster, family man and a half-dozen more. Taking on the role, Minogue said she decided to shed some of her persona and that she was thrilled to be in Cannes. “It feels like a dream to have a film here in Cannes and to be welcomed into this family with Leos,” she said Wednesday afternoon. “My involvement was deep and emotional and fun. I banned my entourage of coming with me. I stripped myself of ‘Kylie’ and wanted to be a blank canvas for Leos.” In Holy Motors , Monsieur Oscar (Denis Lavant) journeys from one role to the next, accompanied by Céline (Edith Scob), the woman driving a massive engine that transports him through Paris. He’s a “conscientious assassin,” going from one place to the next in pursuit of a mysterious driving force and the women and spirits of past lives. “I pass bridges every day and this old gypsy woman with her bag; for years I’ve passed these women and rarely given money,” Carax said, adding, “So I thought there is no way to communicate with this woman — there is no way. So I’d imagine myself slipping into a café and changing into old woman clothes and becoming that woman and that’s how this whole story started.” Carax and Minogue met a year ago through their mutual friend, the French filmmaker Claire Denis, and the two decided to collaborate. The former Australian soap star’s return to acting, however, was not entirely devoid of her current day (or night) job as a world-famous pop star. Carax gave her the chance to sing in the film and do it in a very unconventional way — at least for movies. “Obviously I’m used to a pop music world,” she said. “There was a song in the movie and I thought we’d record it, but Leos said, ‘No, let’s do it live in a scene.’ I don’t think that happens much in movies, and it was amazing for me. It combined both worlds and it was just fantastic.” Continuing, Minogue noted: “For me it was entirely exciting to step into this unknown situation. That doesn’t mean I wasn’t slightly terrified, but I was more than happy to venture into this strange experience.” Read more of Movieline’s Cannes 2012 coverage here .
Kylie Minogue returned to her hometown of Melbourne, Australia, to launch her Anti Tour with not one, but two gigs yesterday at The Palace. If you ever wanted to hear rarely-performed Kylie jams live, like B-sides “Cherry Bomb”, “Tightrope” and “B.P.M.”, or ’80s album tracks such as “Over Dreaming (Over You)” and “Enjoy Yourself”, then … More » Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Idolator Discovery Date : 18/03/2012 14:52 Number of articles : 2
I keep forgetting that Kylie Minogue is at that age where, in certain outfits and with the proper lighting, she’s still kinda sexy. Here she is walking the streets the other day showing off those long legs and some pretty decent turtleneck sweater mounds. Well done lady. She actually looks really good like this, I don’t think I’d want to see her prancing around half naked on stage or anything anymore, but this works.
