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Dakota Fanning’s Booty Needs Some TLC

Yikes. I don’t know where Dakota Fanning got that giant bruise, but it’s kind of spoiling what should be an otherwise solid bikini booty shot from a hottie who doesn’t post them very often. We’re talking maybe 3-4 times a year, max. Girl doesn’t exactly look like she gets a ton of sun. Anyway, speaking of spoiling, I think Dakota needs to get some hotter friends before her next pool trip. Maybe she can invite her sister along next time.

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Dakota Fanning’s Booty Needs Some TLC

Miley Cyrus Needs To Go Back To Her Old Ways

I don’t know what kind of quarterlife crisis or whatever Miley Cyrus is going through right now, but I for one am definitely not digging this whole hipster flower child look she’s got going on these days. I miss the old Miley. You know, the one that used to hit the clubs in nothing but nipple pasties and booty shorts. Anyway, in case you need a reminder of those glory days, I included a couple shots from 2013, back when Miley was headed in the right direction, instead of down this dangerous path. You’re welcome.

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Jenna Jameson’s Legs Save Face… Kinda

I’m kind of glad I found these pictures this morning, I was in the mood for a plastic faced, washed up pornstar. Here’s Jenna Jameson at some party in Vegas yesterday giving us a look at her strange looking face and even stranger shoulders. I miss the old Jenna Jameson . Although I think I like her new skinny body better than the one from her pornstar days. Her vagenitals must be ruined.

Sophie Monk Is Just Weird Looking

I don’t know if professional nobody Sophie Monk is still engaged to that fat old rich dude, she’s got to make money somehow, but the whole process seems to have aged her horribly. Here she is at some event last night looking like the fifty year old wife of a plastic surgeon, and not in a good way. If you’re going to have work done, always start with the boobies, it will distract us from everything else for at least a couple of years. Anyhow, I miss the old Sophie, the one who would walk down the street in her bikini just to get some attention. This chick’s just weird looking.