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Berit Birkeland Titties and Burgers of the Day

I like seeing hot model bitches you’ve never heard of because they aren’t quite famous yet, but they are trying to get there and all it takes is a good music video or porn tape or seires of titty pics to get there – because that’s how the world works – get naked for followers – but never admit you’re doing it for that purpose – pretend it is empowering. GOOD FOR BUSINESS…. I also like when those model bitches you’ve never heard of are eating burgers and fries because I know it’s their one meal of the week, or maybe it isn’t even a mean and she went and puked it up, or maybe she eats like this daily but won’t be fat due to genetics, since she’s named BERIT…we can assume she’s first generation American from Minnesota.. But I really like…when their tits are out…like Berit’s tits…that are out…and have been out before – but never too many tits is what my granny always told me and my granny was always right… Edgy. The post Berit Birkeland Titties and Burgers of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Berit Birkeland Titties and Burgers of the Day

Berit Birkeland Titties and Burgers of the Day

I like seeing hot model bitches you’ve never heard of because they aren’t quite famous yet, but they are trying to get there and all it takes is a good music video or porn tape or seires of titty pics to get there – because that’s how the world works – get naked for followers – but never admit you’re doing it for that purpose – pretend it is empowering. GOOD FOR BUSINESS…. I also like when those model bitches you’ve never heard of are eating burgers and fries because I know it’s their one meal of the week, or maybe it isn’t even a mean and she went and puked it up, or maybe she eats like this daily but won’t be fat due to genetics, since she’s named BERIT…we can assume she’s first generation American from Minnesota.. But I really like…when their tits are out…like Berit’s tits…that are out…and have been out before – but never too many tits is what my granny always told me and my granny was always right… Edgy. The post Berit Birkeland Titties and Burgers of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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LeAnn Rimes Still in a Bikini of the Day

LeAnn Rime on her romantic getaway….with the husband she stole from another woman…you know fucking the Jesus off his dick with her strongman vagina muscles while flexing the rest of her assless muscles….because Christians who denounce christianity are fucking weird…like this tormented Jesus girl I used to fuck…who could only cum if we played church music and I dressed like the virgin mary….good thing making girls cum has never been my thing…cuz after doing it once…I had enough with her mentally abused, brainwashed, weirdness….something LeAnn Rimes husband probably can’t keep up with but sure as hell tries….nymphos making up for lost time are stressful as hell for dudes you know….we aren’t fucking machines….literally. h TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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LeAnn Rimes Still in a Bikini of the Day

Kate Upton Boring in a Bra with Her Nippes Photoshopped Out of the Day

Like all dudes who once had a concept that got them noticed….even if it wasn’t all that great of a concept….or even an original concept…but a concept that involved hipster model bitches naked in the 90s being all wild and crazy….you know like some kind of documentarian documenting the wild and crazy life of hot, rich, young New Yorkers… that annoyed me but was at least more interesting to look at….who go corporate….the titties and the nipples and the vagina lips being spread into a puppet get traded in for photoshopping the nipples out of pictures of the most overrated tits in the industry….cuz surprise surprise…dudes like tits and make the girls with tits prosper….sorry breast cancer survivors Here’s Kate Upton boring as fuck….as boring as a Victoria’s Secret catalog shoot….all while wearing a bra….a concept you probably will have a hard time grasping…how can it be possible….you know cuz she has big tits bro….

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Miranda Kerr Gas Pumper of the Day

Here’s a hot model turned mom turned model again cuz it pays the fucking bills and she’s signed over her life and first born to the big bad victoria’s secret corporation…like some kind of robot made in a lab…cuz other bitches I know with kids don’t even have this kind of body before they have the kids….a robot programmed to look hot and pose….and here she is posing as she does menial bullshit jobs that hired Mexicans were meant to do before robot model bitches decided to feel useful and entitled and did the shit themselves, in some kind of everyone’s a lesbian, cuz in the 50s and 60s there’s no way a hot bitch, especially a rich one married to a celebrity would be pumping gas like a high school drop out with no teeth and a dad for a brother, if you know what I mean, Cletus….so if watching hot bitches do their own dirty work like a bunch of blue collar pieces of shit….this post is for you….

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Miranda Kerr Gas Pumper of the Day