You know what…Rosie Huntington Whitley…is pretty fucking ok in my books….and I am not even a bald guy using her as hope that if I was muscular and rich….she’d give me the time of day…I am basing it strictly on the fact that she is a hot fucking model…who with little acting experience proved how obsolete Megan Fox is…and she did it lookin better than Megan Fox ever did….but more importantly she models nude…making her a fucking keeper…at least until she hits 35….
You know what…Rosie Huntington Whitley…is pretty fucking ok in my books….and I am not even a bald guy using her as hope that if I was muscular and rich….she’d give me the time of day…I am basing it strictly on the fact that she is a hot fucking model…who with little acting experience proved how obsolete Megan Fox is…and she did it lookin better than Megan Fox ever did….but more importantly she models nude…making her a fucking keeper…at least until she hits 35….
Renee Olstead is a pudgy little thing who has been in the acting game for a while, even though she’s only 23….but still long enough to know that no one liked her when she was fat…so she sorted that shit out…and is now is looking good enough for cleavage pics for twitter…even though I PREFERRED HER SELF SHOT NUDES ……she leaked to get noticed….perverts everywhere did notice…cuz I see her name pop up all over the place…despite her average looks..and I guess she can thank her tits for that….and I guess the THE SECRET LIFE OF AN AMERICAN TEENAGER can thank her tits too…cuz they are probably why 90 percent of perverts tune into such a miserable fucking show…not that it is really that miserable…I am only saying that cuz THEY GAVE ME A SHOUT OUT ON IT …and that must make them pretty fucking low grade….:) Either way, here are her twitpics…not quite exciting…but a good excuse to plug her NUDES …cuz she’s good at taken pics of herself….
Renee Olstead is a pudgy little thing who has been in the acting game for a while, even though she’s only 23….but still long enough to know that no one liked her when she was fat…so she sorted that shit out…and is now is looking good enough for cleavage pics for twitter…even though I PREFERRED HER SELF SHOT NUDES ……she leaked to get noticed….perverts everywhere did notice…cuz I see her name pop up all over the place…despite her average looks..and I guess she can thank her tits for that….and I guess the THE SECRET LIFE OF AN AMERICAN TEENAGER can thank her tits too…cuz they are probably why 90 percent of perverts tune into such a miserable fucking show…not that it is really that miserable…I am only saying that cuz THEY GAVE ME A SHOUT OUT ON IT …and that must make them pretty fucking low grade….:) Either way, here are her twitpics…not quite exciting…but a good excuse to plug her NUDES …cuz she’s good at taken pics of herself….
Keke Lindgard is a Hawaiian model….who looks pretty fucking awesome in this shoot for Numero….possibly because she’s naked…but maybe cuz I like that she’s all beachy and by beachy I mean…willing to get naked for her modeling career cuz it beats serving SPAM to tourists or handing out Lei’s when the fat mainlanders get off the fucking plane….and that kind of work ethic needs to be celebrated by me masturbating to her…in public…like her very own cheer squad….but since I am in my last day in Central America…I am gonna go watch lesbian granola hippie lookin’ ratty ass bitches in their sloppy bikinis surf…cuz even the ugly ones are still in bikinis…and that works for me….
Keke Lindgard is a Hawaiian model….who looks pretty fucking awesome in this shoot for Numero….possibly because she’s naked…but maybe cuz I like that she’s all beachy and by beachy I mean…willing to get naked for her modeling career cuz it beats serving SPAM to tourists or handing out Lei’s when the fat mainlanders get off the fucking plane….and that kind of work ethic needs to be celebrated by me masturbating to her…in public…like her very own cheer squad….but since I am in my last day in Central America…I am gonna go watch lesbian granola hippie lookin’ ratty ass bitches in their sloppy bikinis surf…cuz even the ugly ones are still in bikinis…and that works for me….
It looks like Olivia Munn’s modeling career has really taken off, I mean here she is getting all hot and sexy in the pages of Ocean Drive , that’s got to be a big deal somewhere. I’m just kidding, I don’t know what that is, but I do like the fact that Olivia decided to wear some amazing little business short short for the shoot. I would like to chew my way up up those sexy long legs.
Kim Kardashian is probably the world’s richest PORNSTAR ….She took getting pissed on by a black dude, you know being a human urinal at the housing projects basketball court, and made it into a 100 million dollar a year business…. She’s spun her story so well, that people forget she’s a fucking PORNSTAR ….but instead that she’s some fashionable inspiration to lazy fat girls everywhere, that they may not be able to become a big deal for no reason, cuz not everyone has a rich dead dad, a marketing team, the top PR people and all that shit….but the good news is that there will always be a black dude willing to fuck them…. That said, she’s trying to get press for some Armenian bullshit, even though the only tie in she has to being Armenian is that it is the reason she has a permanent tan….Shit colored, Cuz she’s shit, the fact she likes being pissed on, like all feces, kinda proves that point… Don’t forget her SEX TAPE ROOTS ….cuz I like being reminded just how bullshit she is….cuz I know pussy and when it sucks dick like this…I know it’s all show…the lies hurt my eyes… Here’s her lazy, materialistic, everything wrong with America obesity in her pants….
I’m down with any girl named Anus, whether she gets stripping down naked for fashion to launch a modeling career or not, I think she’s good to go on based on her name alone…. Now you’ve probably never heard of Anais Pouliot before, and either had I, but she’s on the cover of Vogue Japan in May and that’s probably a pretty good indicator that she’s being taken seriously as a model, which annoys me, cuz it turns out that this bitch is actually from Montreal, which is where I get drunk daily, and now when I look at her pictures I see lost opportunity, cuz there is a point in ever girl starving to be famous’ life where she’s willing to do anything to get where she wants to go and a few lies can lead me on a direct path to their pussies…now she’s too big and snobby for that…. I screwed up. Here are her tits..
Want to know what I hate about Ashley Greene, other than the fact that she’s in that piece of shit emo movie Twilight, a movie you’d probably expect me to like because it is porn for teenage girls, but I can’t see past the fact that the cast isn’t hot, everyone is a shade of green like a bad Fall Out Boy Music video and most importantly there are no exposed tits or genitals, so the idea teen girls masturbate over it and it’s implied eroticism doesn’t do shit for me….I hate that she was one of those teenage girls back home in Florida who planned a modeling career for herself. She was that girl who you see in bars or who is in your classroom who acted too good for everyone else because she thought she was too good for everyone else and on weekends she’d go to modeling agencies asking to get signed, only to be told she’s too short which is code for too fat and ugly, and I guess her perseverance led her into Hollywood, but the good news is that she’s not too famous to pump her fuckin’ gas. She’s just a bottom feeder holdin’ on, hoping this Twilight thing lasts another 10 years cuz it is her lottery ticket or some shit
