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Justin Bieber: On "Mission to Have Sex with Beautiful Women," Not Selena Gomez

Traveling the world and cavorting with supermodels, Justin Bieber is reportedly on a mission to have sexual relations with as many beautiful women as he can. This goal of racking up conquests does not include Selena Gomez, we’re told. The singer was spotted in France with the gorgeous Victoria’s Secret model Adriana Lima this week, but apparently that was just the tip of the iceberg. He’s looking for notches on the proverbial bedpost. Preferably hot notches. “All Justin cares about right now is having as much sex as possible with as many beautiful girls as he can meet,” a source says. “The more famous the better.” To think, just a month or two ago, they were so tight, with their secret meetups and such, some people were wondering if he got Selena Gomez pregnant . Clearly, he has a very different agenda when it comes to women now. Another source allegedly claims that the troubled 20-year-old has made it his mission to “have sex with every single model he can get his hands on.” Selena Gomez & Justin Bieber in Miami 1. Bieber and Gomez in Miami Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber have a late night rendezvous at a recording studio in Miami. She is also looking a bit wobbly. Justin and Selena recently parted ways after he flirted with Selena’s ex-friends Kendall and Kylie Jenner and began “sewing his wild oats all over the world.” For her part, Selena is fighting to take control of her life and start taking her power back , which apparently means posting hot bikini pics on Instagram. She shared one such sexy snapshot yesterday, writing, “Taking my power back.. can’t wait to show you where I’ve been. I love y’all. Ps, I still obsess over pickles.” Just not Bieber’s pickle, apparently. And that’s likely for the best. Who knows where that hedonistic thing has been anymore, and he’s only getting more indiscriminate. Think Selena can really move on? SHOULD she? VOTE: Should Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez be a couple?   Yes, they are meant to be! No, he doesn’t deserve her! No, she doesn’t deserve him! View Poll » Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez GRINDING 1. Selena Gomez Straddles Justing Bieber Selena Gomez assumes the position in Justin Bieber’s new Instagram video.

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Natasha Barnard for Freya Lingerie of the Day

Natasha Barnard is a South African model, who before doing this very important shoot for Freya Lingerie, was in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit, because I guess Sports Illustrated likes South African girls, they use a handful of them in their nonsense… Maybe they use a South African photographer, or maybe these models come at a discount, due to the risk associated with them having HIV according to their national HIV stats, a risk that I don’t consider a risk when they look like this, because I’ve had unprotected sex with way fucking worse that probably had a higher risk of HIV thanks to a life of living on the streets, needle sharing and prostituting… Not that any SI models actually get paid, that’s why they all go onto score rich husbands… Either way, here’s the lingerie…..boring catalog nonsense…

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Natasha Barnard for Freya Lingerie of the Day

Natasha Barnard for Freya Lingerie of the Day

Natasha Barnard is a South African model, who before doing this very important shoot for Freya Lingerie, was in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit, because I guess Sports Illustrated likes South African girls, they use a handful of them in their nonsense… Maybe they use a South African photographer, or maybe these models come at a discount, due to the risk associated with them having HIV according to their national HIV stats, a risk that I don’t consider a risk when they look like this, because I’ve had unprotected sex with way fucking worse that probably had a higher risk of HIV thanks to a life of living on the streets, needle sharing and prostituting… Not that any SI models actually get paid, that’s why they all go onto score rich husbands… Either way, here’s the lingerie…..boring catalog nonsense…

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Abigail Ratchford Bikini Pictures

I try to stay up to date on all the latest busty no-name models out there, but somehow this one flew under my radar until now. Really, I blame you guys for not bringing her to my attention months ago. I can’t do this job all on my own! I’ve got very important naps to take. Anyway, better late than never I guess, and according to my sources, this hottie currently busting out of her bikini at the beach is Abigail Ratchford . Although if she accepts my latest Twitter proposal, pretty soon you’ll know her as Abigail Tuna instead. Wish me luck. Photos: Fameflynet

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Abigail Ratchford Bikini Pictures

I try to stay up to date on all the latest busty no-name models out there, but somehow this one flew under my radar until now. Really, I blame you guys for not bringing her to my attention months ago. I can’t do this job all on my own! I’ve got very important naps to take. Anyway, better late than never I guess, and according to my sources, this hottie currently busting out of her bikini at the beach is Abigail Ratchford . Although if she accepts my latest Twitter proposal, pretty soon you’ll know her as Abigail Tuna instead. Wish me luck. Photos: Fameflynet

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Joanna Halpin by Byrdie Mack Nipple of the Day

Joanna Halpin is a pretty insignificant model on instagram, but from my experience, the number of instagram followers a model has, doesn’t have anything to do with the amount of money she makes modelling, because girls who are working models, don’t bother self promoting themselves like a bunch of fucking attention seeking hookers, trying to get noticed by the one dude who has a wallet, they are too busy already making money, and all the fringe instagram models, are just doing that shit for free, to get followers, or likes, because it makes them feel about being spoiled rich kids and/or broke ass models working at walmart… That said, here’s Joanna Halpin’s nipple…because real models show their nipples and I always look!

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Taryn Andreatta for GQ Italia of the Day

Taryn Andreatta is some model/artist which is code for doing silly things naked and pretending there is a higher purpose, and the reality is, anything that gets anyone naked, for any reason, is alright with me…I figure if you need to pretend dressing up like a wild half naked titty exposed animal is actually spreading some kind of message about cruelty to animals, or choosing a vegetarian life, I am all for it. I will smile and nod while staring, however, If you are up on some philanthropic or saving the fucking forrest, hippie, shit, you sure as hell better be showing off your bush, for me to really believe what you’re trying to sell…. Either way, interesting visuals, artistic, or full of shit, you decide, while staring at tit.

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Chrissy Teigen in Some Nude Shoot of the Day

[pics removed] Chrissy Teigen is my fake enemy, because I am sure we both don’t really give a fuck about each other. Her story, from what I know, just makes me laugh. What I see is an average at best, what would be an “Instagram Model”, if bitch wasn’t so fucking old, who booked one swimsuit catalog for Billabong or some other surf brand way back 8 years ago, that was shot by one of Kanye’s friends from Chicago, who ended up introducing her to John Legend, who I guess she felt was going to be the next big thing…so she took her 250 dollar pay check from the bikini catalog she did, and wifed the motehrfucker before he was really rich and famous so it looked less obvious and made him believe she was part of the process…and in wifing the motherfucker, she’s managed to keep herself busy plain ton social media, and doing free campaigns for people like Sports Illustrated and their affiliates… So to some she’s a gold digging hooker, to me she’s just an opportunist who knew she couldn’t make it as a model without some celebrity support, and if she get mad when people say she’s fat, or has a shitty pug face that is bloated from either hard drinking, cocaine, or botox and filler…because no one likes to admit they manipulated a man with their tits…and who gives a fuck, because you can just stare at her tits…like you were John Legend getting sucked the fuck in…early on in your career…making her too expensive to fucking divorce… Anyway, she wrote a nice blog post about me on her site once, I feel like it’s my claim to fame. HERE because I think she should finalize the dig, with a pregnancy retirement plan…I’m just being practical…

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Nina Agdal Seducing You With Iced Tea of the Day

Nina Agdal makes me laugh, not because she’s got a fucked up face, or because she’s considered one of the most relevant bikini models of the last few years, thanks to Sports Illustrated and their marketing budgets, who figure if they make money off free models, they might as well promote those free models, to do free work for partner companies, like shit was the WWF and they own the immigrant… But because she sounds like a gay man when she talks. I guess that’s because she learned English on set with gay men, you know they run the hair and make-up they put her through so that she doesn’t look as downs syndrome as she normally does… And what it comes down to is when you have a body like this, your head doesn’t matter…what matters is that Adam Levine has cum inside you on your quest to find a rich and famous husband, as immigrant models tend to do, and that that imagery is impossible to delete…so here are some pics of her and some Australian Model for Mambo…

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Models or Money Mules Work It For The Wolf of Wall Street

In case you’re wondering why a bunch of models were walking around London in bikinis made out of dollar bills, according to my sources, it’s not some innovative new way for strippers to make change. It’s called Models or Money Mules , and it’s to promote the Wolf of Wall Street Blu-ray release. And don’t get me wrong, I definitely approve, but if it were me in charge of planning this whole promotional publicity stunt, I would’ve reenacted the scene with Margot Robbie wearing her birthday suit instead. » view all 21 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →