I have a thing for this amazing model you may or may not have heard of naked CASSANDRA DAWN ….I follow her on instagram and I’m pretty into her native, despite being asian, look… I don’t mean native, like some truck stop, toothless bitch who drank too much gas since they don’t have any booze on the reserve where she lives, you know destroyed because the asshole white man stole her land and instilled his society on her people, that for 1000s of years they never had to adapt to, and some never could really transition, but rather like a native goddess you’d see in the movies who lures the cowboy to her side…after he sees her bathing in the creek…only Cassandra Dawn is asian…and amazing… I saw this video of her singing, it made me want to google her old nude pics that are all over the internet…like these ones…because that’s what you do when you have crushes…you stalk….romantically…
Special K reports Serena Williams was involved in an accident in today’s News You Can’t Use. Listen to the audio player to hear what happened and the damage…
The first Maleficent trailer is here. But, despite the eerie presence of Angelina Jolie as an iconic villain, that may only be the second most exciting piece of movie news from today. Because Pixar has confirmed that both The Incredibles 2 and Cars 3 are on the way! The announcement was made at the company’s shareholders meeting in Portland, Oregon today, though few other details are available at this time. But fans have been clamoring for more adventures from this super family since The Incredibles hit theaters in 2004. We know it’s nearly impossible, but we must ask: What is your favorite Pixar movie of all-time? The Incredibles Toy Story Cars Monsters Inc. Up Brave Finding Nemo WALL-E A Bug’s Life Ratatouille View Poll »
How could a parent do something so cold-blooded to their own child? Dad Tosses 2-Year-Old Girl Into Creek That poor baby must have been scared to death. According to Yahoo News: Arthur Morgan III of Eatontown is charged with killing his daughter, Tierra Morgan-Glover, in what prosecutors claim was a premeditated, jealous rage because the girl’s mother would not get back together with him. Assistant Monmouth County Prosecutor Jordan Williams told the jury that Morgan was driven by extreme jealousy and anger toward the girl’s mother, Imani Benton. She had refused to let him see Tierra the previous weekend because he was homeless and living in his car, Williams told the jury. Despite her initial reluctance, Benton eventually agreed to let Morgan take Tierra to see “Happy Feet 2,” a movie about a dancing penguin. As he drove away with the girl strapped in the pink car seat that Benton had provided, he yelled at Benton, angry over the missed visit and suspicious she was seeing someone else, the prosecutor said. Instead of taking Tierra to the movies, he drove around for four hours, calling her mother 57 times on a cellphone before making his way to Shark River Park in Wall Township, about 20 miles north of Benton’s Lakehurst home. Authorities say he attached a car jack to the back of her car seat and tossed her into the chilly waters of a creek inside the park. Then he went to a liquor store, bought alcohol for rum and cokes that he downed with a friend and caught a train to begin his escape to San Diego, where he was tracked down and arrested days later by a fugitive task force. The child’s body was found partially submerged in a creek at a Jersey shore park on Nov. 22, 2011, one tiny black and purple sneaker sticking out of the water. In his opening statement, defense attorney Ryan Moriarty told the jurors their task is to decide “what form of homicide applies to this defendant.” “We’re not asking you to presume Arthur Morgan innocent of responsibility,” he said. “It is our contention that he did not act knowingly and purposefully on that day but, rather, recklessly. Can your ability to think clearly be affected by lack of sleep, losing your job, staying in your car? By homelessness, by the end of a major relationship in your life?” When asked why he attached a tire jack to the car seat, Morgan replied, “To keep her where she was,” Williams told the jury. “Like an anchor?” the detective asked. “Yeah,” Morgan replied, according to police. “Like a ball and chain. SMH. There aren’t enough words to describe how disgusting this man is.
Be very afraid, television viewers: Sharknado 2 will soon be unleashed inside a small screen near you! The sequel to last year’s viral sensation – aptly titled Sharknado 2: The Second One – will first air on Syfy on July 31 at 9/8c. Sharknado 2 started filming last month in New York City, with original stars Tara Reid and Ian Ziering on board for another round (not exactly like they had to clear their schedules). Judd Hirsch, Andy Dick, Mark McGrath, and Kelly Osbourne are among the (semi) big names also attached to the follow-up. The original Sharknado actually did rate much higher than most Syfy made-for-TV movies… but it did nearly break the Internet. Remember these celebrity Twitter reactions last July? We can’t wait for the sequel.
When texting the person you’re crushing on hardcore, it pays to be cool, collected and charming, and above all else, to check your spelling 2-3 times if possible. With the bane of human civilization that is autocorrect, one cannot be too careful. Of course, we fall victim to the perils of this supposedly helpful tool just the same. You can’t pin it all on iPhone technology, though. Some people just plain blow it with their would-be lovers and have only themselves to blame for overreaching. Other times, there’s not a lot they could’ve done differently (except maybe not use texting to hit on someone … food for thought). We get shot down sometimes; it’s life. However you want to explain it, these nine people blew it. Bad. Fortunately, their failures can bring us laughter and enlightenment regarding what NOT to do. Enjoy: 9 Would-Be Relationships NEGGED Via Text Open Slideshow 1. Something Between Us I’m envisioning something between us, all right … View As List 1. Something Between Us I’m envisioning something between us, all right … 2. Mistaken Identity We’ve all talked about our crush TO our crush who we thought was a friend, while referring to said crush as a possible murderer or sex trade kingpin … right?! 3. Maybe We Should … … sign up for an online dating service and find romance not with each other! OHHHH! 4. More Than Friends JUST what he had in mind … 5. Short Answer Why mince words? 6. Can’t Wait to See Those … Freudian slip or iPhone fail? 7. Well Played Not the answer he was expecting … 8. Bad Boys They like to live dangerously. 9. Damn Autocorrect Autocorrect. Always blame autocorrect.
If you missed the Oscars Sunday, or simply enjoy animated GIF files, we’re here to sum up a mostly boring, insanely long telecast in a short, entertaining slideshow! Seriously. We need to mandate that Jennifer Lawrence be on screen more. You know the three-hour-plus event is packed with filler when the master of ceremonies makes an entire bit out of ordering pizza for star-studded audience. Kudos to Ellen for that, and for handling her hosting duties so well overall. Obviously, Ellen DeGeneres’ selfie was a memorable moment, as was Jennifer Lawrence falling and Pharrell dancing with A-listers galore (Meryl Streep got DOWN!). Relive those and other highlights from the 2014 Academy Awards below: Oscars 2014 GIFs: The Best Moments Open Slideshow 1. Jennifer Lawrence Laughs Jennifer Lawrence laughs at her own expense at the Oscars. It’s why we love her. View As List 1. Jennifer Lawrence Laughs Jennifer Lawrence laughs at her own expense at the Oscars. It’s why we love her. 2. Jennifer Lawrence Falls at Academy Awards This is why she had to laugh at her own expense. 3. Best Selfie Ever Bradley Cooper prepares to take the best selfie ever with Ellen’s phone at the Oscars. 4. Ellen DeGeneres Oscar Selfie This was the result! 5. Amy Adams and Pharrell Dancing Amy Adams and Pharrell dancing at the 2014 Academy Awards. Makes us “Happy”! 6. Pharrell and Lupita dance Lupita and Pharrell dancing at the 2014 Academy Awards … pretty great moment. 7. Meryl Streep and Pharrell Meryl Streep and Pharrell dancing at the 2014 Academy Awards in a moment you probably couldn’t have ever predicted. 8. Lupita and Liza Hug Winner Lupita Nyong’o gets a hug from Liza Minnelli at the 2014 Academy Awards. 9. Lupita Nyong’o Wins! Lupita Nyong’o celebrates her Oscar victory. And it was well earned! 10. Poor Leo #PoorLeo actually trended on Google after DiCaprio lost to Matthew McConaughey. We imagine he’ll be okay. 11. Bette Midler Performs Bette Midler performs at the 2014 Academy Awards, bringing back memories. 12. I Will Order Pizza Ellen promises to order pizza to tide people over at the Oscars, and she delivered … well, some guy did. But you get the idea! 13. Pizza Money Harvey Weinstein pitched in a full $200 to Ellen’s food fund at the Oscars. 14. Brad Pitt Gets Pizza Brad Pitt grabs some pizza after Ellen had one some to the Academy Awards. Show does drag on like no other. 15. Ellen Creeps on Sandra and Leo Ellen DeGeneres hilariously sneaks up behind Sandra Bullock and Leonardo DiCaprio at the Oscars. 16. Princess Ellen Ellen came out dressed like this at one point. Enough said, really.
