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Coco’s Wet Tits Have the Best Hurricane Sandy Coverage of the Day

I watched CNN earlier to see what was going on with the Hurricane…and I never watch CNN because it is the biggest pile of sensationalized shit and it makes me nervous that it is the number 1 news source for America….but they sure have great graphics to distract our small minds…and they do have a great way to make big deals of all things unimportant…when really if they are gonna be smutty about it – they might as well have hired Coco….cuz this is awesome…the best Hurrican Sandy coverage to date. Seriously…

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Miranda Kerr’s Hot Mom Ass for Esquire of the Day

Miranda Kerr is a pretty amazing mother…not because I know anything about her parenting skills…or really whether she even takes care of her kids or whether she just pawns it off to the nannies and staff her and her husband can easily afford….I don’t know if she’s caring or nurturing or if she breast feeds or teaches her kids morals and values that they will carry into adulthood…becoming responsible adults of their own….she is an amazing mother…cuz she looks like this…when most mother’s are substantially less amazing…at least to look at… I am a Miranda Kerr fan…even in an era of too many of the same vaginas being recycled from magazine to magazine….

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Victoria Beckham Shows Off Her Skinny Legs

Victoria Beckham decided to take her hot skinny legs out for a day of shopping and all around rich girl pampering. Why not, she deserves it, she’s probably had a tough week of having her assistant organize her nannies and going to fancy parties in dresses that cost more than my house. Anyhow, at least she wore a nice short skirt for us to ogle those sweet chopsticks of hers. Thank you. more pictures of Victoria Beckham here

Elin Woods Goes Back to School!

If Elin Woods’ goal is to start a new life as she prepares to divorce Tiger Woods , she’s doing a good job – she’s enrolled in a course at Rollins College in Winter Park, Fla.! She’ll be taking Divorce Law 101 and Triumphing Over Adversity 302 … just kidding. The school is just outside of Orlando and is a small private liberal arts college. Before meeting Tiger Woods, Elin Nordegren attended Lund University in Sweden. Her decision to go back to school came after a conversation with one of the fractured family’s nannies, who revealed that she was enrolled in classes at Rollins. That prompted Elin Woods to explore taking a summer class, starting this week. TIGER WHO? Elin Woods is moving on with her life . Leaving the children with Tiger (the nannies dropped them off, as they’re not on speaking terms ) Elin arrived in plenty of time for her 6 p.m. class yesterday. Before marrying Tiger, Elin wanted to become a psychologist. Maybe she could pursue the field again … we know of one depraved guy with plenty of issues. She also did modeling. Suffice it to say, she was not bad looking then (not that she is now, just more clothed). Check out our gallery of Elin Woods pictures !

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Courtney to AmEx: I Didn’t Want the Credit

Filed under: Celebrity Justice , Exclusives Courtney Love does not deserve credit where credit is due, at least according to legal docs she just filed in a massive case involving American Express.The credit card company has sued Courtney, claiming she owes $352,059.67 in unpaid charges.But in …

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Sheen Kids Fine, Mueller Wants Back Home

Filed under: Charlie Sheen , Brooke Mueller Charlie Sheen’s kids are just fine, according to the Pitkin County Department of Social Services … sources tell TMZ.We’re told reps from PCDSS came a callin’ and interviewed a number of people, including Brooke Mueller, the nannies, the … Permalink

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