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Catelynn Lowell to Farrah Abraham: You’re Gross, I Bet Your Parents Are Proud!

And the Teen Mom wars continue! The feud between Catelynn Lowell and Farrah Abraham kicked off last year when Catelynn critiqued Farrah’s porn performance, hilariously claiming that Abraham sounded like a “dying horse” on camera.  Since then, shots have been fired every few months, and things heated up recently when Farrah threw shade at Catelynn and her husband for having another kid, leading Catelynn to attack Farrah for being a porn star (again). Generally, Farrah is the one who can’t seem to shut up about Catelynn, but the roles were reversed on Twitter this week when Lowell offered her opinion on Farrah’s new gig as a sex toy pitchwoman Surprise! She doesn’t think it’s cool: Catelynn retweeted a photo that Farrah had posted featuring a shelf of toys molded to resemble Farrah’s vadge and b-hole. “This is gross,” Catelynn tweeted along with the pic. “Bet her parents r proud.” Not sure, but we think she’s being sarcastic on that last part. While it’s always a pleasure to see someone call out Farrah for being the opportunistic prostitute that she is (No, really, Farrah Abraham might be a prostitute ), the best part of all this is that Farrah is almost certain to fire back. What sort of nonsensical insanity will come out of her mouth this time?! 25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up.

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Grace Jones in a Bathing Suit With Her Young White Boyfriend of the Day

Grace Jones’ boyfriend has the right idea. Move in on the 62 year old woman cuz she has money and it’s a hell of a lot better than working the gas station you met her at….and I guess Grace Jones has the right idea too, retire with a hired white cock to carry your shit for you and fuck you on command while you sit by the pool and remember a time she used to get positive male attention, because you can…Unfortunately, her gut exploded and her ass turend 62…not that I ever found her hot…but because no one wants to see that shit …except maybe the opportunistic….but even he probably does it with his eyes shut while pinching his nose like the asthmatic kid awkwardly jumping into the pool and these pictures aren’t so pleasant, but pussy in a bathing suit is pussy in a bathing suit…and I am a firm believer in taking what you can get, which is pretty much the reason I married my wife… Pics via Bauer

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Grace Jones in a Bathing Suit With Her Young White Boyfriend of the Day