Of the plastic variety anyway. She wore a, uhm, creatively designed dress that exposed her triplicate ta-tas without baring the buttons (above) to Comic-Con, but our Skin Skout has confirmed that there will be nip on Kaitlyn Leeb ‘s prosthetic tits in the Total Recall remake. Ok, yeah, the three-breasted woman has been a bit of an obsession here at Skin Central, but the fact is that baring boobs, even plastic ones, in a PG-13 movie is a game changer. Usually nudity of the nipple-baring variety automatically warrants an R; if the MPAA is making exceptions for fake funbags, can real ones be far behind? TMZ asked Lycia Naff , who played the three-breasted woman in the original Total Recall (1990), what she thought of the scene. She said she’s glad that they left the kitten noses in for the remake, saying it would be pointless to sit through all that make up only to leave out ” best part …those little chocolatey nuggets .” Sounds like a girl after our own hard-on. Play a stimulating game of com-bare and contrast with titillating bit players Lycia Naff and Kaitlyn Leeb right here at Mrskin.com!
So did all that MPAA ratings nonsense and media outcry pay off for Bully ? What do you think? Lee Hirsch ‘s film achieved the year’s best documentary opening to date with $115,000 on five screens in New York and Los Angeles — a $23,000-per-theater average that amounted to the best of the week by nearly $10,000 over The Hunger Games . But now that The Weinstein Company has to take its unrated baby out of the doc-friendly megamarkets and into the mainstream wilds, a new report suggests that Harvey Weinstein may be preparing to make the cuts required for a PG-13. Surprise! Per the LAT : The new cut of the teen-bullying film, which would minimize in some manner the profanities featured in a controversial schoolbus scene, would hit theaters April 13, when the movie widens to 25 markets, and allow children of any age to see it without adult accompaniment. The film, which centers on five families affected by teen bullying, plays in limited release in Los Angeles and New York this weekend. The Weinstein Co. denied that changes were being made now but allowed for the possibility in the coming weeks. “At this time, there are no plans to change the film for a PG-13,” Stephen Bruno, the company’s head of marketing, told 24 Frames on Friday. “We are in constant conversation with the MPAA and hope a compromise can be reached.” The MPAA has been steadfast that the existing cut wll not be given anything lower than an R. Hmm. Where have we seen this before? Oh, right . Also from the LAT : “I did that on The King’s Speech , and Colin and Tom killed me for it,” Weinstein said, referring to a new PG-13 cut for the 2011 Oscar winner, and to star Colin Firth and director Tom Hooper’s criticism of the move. That was another April gambit, for the record — after the R-rated Speech was already out of theaters with $134 million in its pocket. A little more than two months and $3 million later , kids didn’t want to see that either. Anyway, if you need any more evidence that all this “controversy” is just another hustle, then I can’t help you. [ LAT ] Follow S.T. VanAirsdale on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
1984 really was a brave nude world: in a nude move that would be all but impossible today, the PG-rated family film Splash splashed into theaters, complete with Daryl Hannah ‘s bare boobs and bum. 1984 was also the year that The Woman in Red received a PG-13 rating, despite a flash of full frontal nudity (and nearly two minutes of boobies) from fantasy female Kelly LeBrock . Journey further into the alternate boob tiverse of 1984 with more of Mr. Skin’s Favorite Nude Scenes of 1984 after the jump!
Now that everyone’s seen the opening six minute sequence , Zack Snyder’s Sucker Punch is poised to empower its way to a box office comeback in its second week of release. Just kidding; April Fools came early this year! Oh, laughs . (Sadface, Sucker Punch .) There’s plenty more where that came from as we head into this week’s candy coated weekend forecast. Monday morning prediction: Cadbury eggs and jelly beans for everyone at Universal!
Turns out that director Zack Snyder and leads Emily Browning and Jon Hamm did have the breast interests of peter-pullers in mind when they filmed the new nudity-free slo-mo fest Sucker Punch – it was those mean ol’ censors who did the movie in. Emily told this tale of woe to Nylon magazine: “I had a very tame and mild love scene with Jon Hamm. It was like heavy breathing and making out. It was hardly a sex scene… I think that it’s great for this young girl to actually take control of her own sexuality. “Well, the MPAA doesn’t like that. They don’t think a girl should ever be in control of her own sexuality because they’re from the Stone Age. I don’t know what the fuck is going on and I will openly criticize it, happily. So essentially, they got [director] Zack [Snyder] to edit the scene and make it look less like she’s into it. And Zack said he edited it down to the point where it looked like he was taking advantage of her. That’s the only way he could get a Pg-13 (rating) and he said, ‘I don’t want to send that message.’ So they cut the scene!” Jon Hamm and Emily Browning? That’s a makeout session with something for everyone! Seriously, people, the PG-13 is ruining skinema. What we need is a motley crew of crazy but sexy teen girls to take the MPAA down with samurai swords….oh no, wait. Never mind.
