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Candice Swanepoel Hot for GQ in Video of the Day

I don’t know when this video is from…but I know that it is all part of my Candice Swanepoel friday…the day before Cinco….and the day after I tweeted Candice Swanepoel’s dad, asking for her fat sister, to work my way into the family laterally, you know riding her lonliness, and charming them all at family functions, until Candice, the princess snob cunt of the family, decides she wants such a cool piece and takes it from her sister like she used to do when they were kids over toys…..only to be ignored….because her dad the farmer likes treating people like his black staff he underpaid like the American South in 1800s…..asshole So I decided to encourage as many people as possible to jerk off to the bitch for her dad…it is what he wants…otherwise he would have been polite enough to answer….fucking South Africans, can’t take them anywhere…thanks to HIV….and bad attitudes…

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Bar Paly Upskirt for Israel of the Day

I have never done a post on Bar Paly…but like the other Bar….she’s named after one of my favorite places….where I get drunk and talk to women I generally wouldn’t talk to if I was drunk anywhere else…you know an establishment designed to get me drunk and laid….but more importantly like the other Bar…she’s from Tel Aviv, Israel…the land of the hot jewish chicks with great bikini bodies you would probably want to convert for, even though you are a white racist pig, cuz that’s just the audience I get…..a city where she is just as insignificant as she is here… She’s been in a bunch of shitty movies, but now she’s in a dress showing somee panties….a tight fucking dress in skimpy fucking panties…you know making people like me, who have never posted on her, recognize her as a contender in masturbation fantasies….See hot girls …It’s all about just putting yourself out there…. Let’s hope the sequel to these pics has more nipple/labia…I can tell by her hustle that she’s definitely willing….and with that we can anxiously await a better tomorrow…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Candice Swanepoel in a Thong Bikini of the Day

These are some recent pics of Candice Swanepoel posing in a thong for Victoria’s Secret, cuz I guess they took my advice from two Candice Swanepoel posts ago about how boring they are and how they need to step up their shit cuz all these photoshoots are blending into the same pile of boring as fuck….but a thong…a thong changes everything…especially on a hot slut…in a world where the last 5 girls I slept with no longer wear thongs….cuz they are “uncomfortable”…fuck you…. In the event you are new to the site, or half retarded and don’t know what the hell I do here in a day….I pretty much dedicated my day to Candice Swanepoel…because her dad is an asshole and I want him knowing his daughter is a whore who we all want to fuck in many different ways….. We had Candice in GQ VIDEO and Candice Nipples in Vogue VIdeo and Candice with others in Victoria’s Secret Swim ,a href=”http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/2012/05/04/candice-swanepoel-for-vogue-japan-june-2012-of-the-day” target=”_blank”> Candice in Vogue Japan June 2012 Looking Hot ….all in one day ….this is the record for the site for posts on one girl in one day…..a record that is not rewarded… So I’ve said all I have to say about her…concluding my stalkerish posting behavior….allowing me go back to being creepy and stalkerish with other girls who respond to me…even if it’s them saying “no means no”…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Cheryl Cole Hot Ass in Music Video of the Day

Bad song at least I assume it is…I watched this shit on mute and in slow motion….at least I think I did…I don’t know if youtube has that functionality….my brain plays tricks on me….but what I do know is true is that this Cheryl Cole bitch…covered in her prison tattoos…whether talented or not…she was sure as fuck a lot better on that show she was on that both Nicole hard body Scherzinger and the fat bitch in the UK with the blowjob video that FHM was paid by Simon Cowell to trick the public into loving her as much as they loved this Cheryl Cole bitch, except she’s just not hot….but Cheryl Cole is….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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