If you’re like me, you jerked off to Christie Brinkley back in the 70s…when she was a Sports Illustrated model married to Billy Joel..back when Sports Illustrated bikini models meant something…more than just the name these current SI models are riding or diving into the fucking ground… If you’re like me, you’ll jerk off to these pics of Christie Brinkley at 500 fucking years old in a bikini, because she looks like fucking same… I like to think this is just good plastic surgery that doesn’t decompose…or biodegrate..or it could be good living…thanks to millions of dollars in work, child support and alimony… Either way, this makes zero sense…she looks better than her daughter…who is 16 or something…just creepy…in a good way. The post Christie Brinkley in a Bikini at 500 Years Old of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
You may know Tinashe from Polar Express… Well now she’s a pop singer…and she’s licking mini toilets for some fashion magazine… Which means dreams do come true, when you have proper stage parents who whore you out at 7 years old…allowing you to blossom into edgy hipster performer – because that’s what the kids are into – even though “hipster” doesn’t even exist…everything is mainstream…tumblr…thanks internet for killing scenes and making cool kids in scenes no longer exist…we are inclusive, politically correct, god’s people, even though there is no god, that would be cultural appropriation…all these pussies… I am just mad that the toilet isn’t life sized and dirty…the way I like girls to lick toilets when I fuck them…I’m a romantic… Here’s the video… The post Tinashe Lickin’ Toilets for Dazed of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Band’s first album in five years will be preceded by the single ‘The Adventures of Raindance Maggie.’ By James Montgomery Red Hot Chili Peppers’ Anthony Kiedis Well, it’s certainly a better title than Dr. Johnny Skinz’s Disproportionately Rambunctious Polar Express Machine-Head. On August 30, the Red Hot Chili Peppers will return with their first new album in more than five years, a Rick-Rubin produced disc that they’re calling I’m With You. The Peppers broke the news on their official site on Sunday evening, with bassist Flea adding his own personal flourishes on Twitter . According to several reports, the first single off the album is called “The Adventures of Raindance Maggie,” and will be released on July 18. I’m With You will be RHCP’s first album since 2006’s massively successful double disc Stadium Arcadium , and their first since the departure of longtime guitarist John Frusciante, who announced that he had left the group due to “musical differences” in late 2009. He’s replaced on the new album by friend (and touring Chili Pepper) Josh Klinghoffer. In an interview earlier this year with Spin magazine, RHCP frontman Anthony Kiedis said the band was reinvigorated by a lengthy hiatus the members took following their Arcadium world tour, and the addition of Klinghoffer to the mix, describing the recording process of the (then-untitled) album as being “one of evolution.” “Before, some of our jams were a bit hit-and-miss,” he told the magazine. “On this record, a decent number of songs were actually thought out and planned in a way we had never done before. That is, with Flea’s new knowledge of music theory, we explored the writing process with a bit more precision. “It is always going to change the chemistry and feeling of the music when such a creative force as John Frusciante leaves,” Kiedis continued. “He was something unique that shaped our sound then, but now I think it’s also something fresh and exciting to have a new, incredible musical mind working with us now. We are still the Red Hot Chili Peppers, but we also have to adapt and welcome new opportunities. After all, that is how we’ve survived all these years.” Are you looking forward to hearing new music from the Red Hot Chili Peppers? Tell us in the comments. Related Artists Red Hot Chili Peppers
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The trailer for the latest (and possibly final ) Robert Zemeckis-produced motion-capture opus Mars Needs Moms has arrived and, to it’s credit, the CGI humans here do not look quite as much like horrifying corpses as they did in The Polar Express and A Christmas Carol . The premise is cute, as far as this sort of thing goes, and some of the space landscapes are rendered beautifully…and yet, more than any other trailer recently, Mars Needs Moms makes me yearn for old-school animation.
