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Jerry Seinfeld: Lady Gaga is a Jerk and I Hate Her

“This woman is a jerk. I hate her.” – Jerry Seinfeld on Lady Gaga While the comedian was (partially) joking in an interview with New York’s WFAN radio, he’s definitely not gaga over the singer’s recent baseball game antics. “I can’t believe that they put her in my box, which I paid for,” Seinfeld said, referring to Lady Gaga’s bizarre, profanity-laced meltdown June 10 at Citi Field. Gaga showed up during the fifth inning of the day game between the Mets and Padres and was furious that her front-row seats were close to photographers. Instead of sitting, she vanished into a lower-deck concourse, only to reappear in a little bit later in the empty luxury box owned by Seinfeld, a big Mets fan. “You give people the finger and you get upgraded? Is that the world we’re living in now?” he said . “How old is the finger? How’d it even get to be the finger?” Oh, and what is the DEAL with wearing a bra as a top? “She is talented,” said Seinfeld. “I don’t know why she’s doing this stuff. I don’t know what these young people think or how they promote their careers.” He then expounded on her antics: “I’m not one of these all-publicity-is-good people. People talk about you need exposure – you could die of exposure.” Well, there’s one person who won’t be buying Gaga’s new album . When the WFAN host pointed out to Seinfeld that Gaga was at the rival Yankees’ game on Friday, Seinfeld said, “Oh please, wake me when it’s over.” “So you’ve had enough of her?” Steve Somers asked Jerry. “Yeah,” Seinfeld said. “I wish her the best,” but then added in one final dig at Lady Gaga, “you take one ‘A’ off of that and you’ve got gag.” Not one of the best Seinfeld quotes ever … but good.

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An Inconvenient Rumor: Al Gore Accused of Sexual Assault on Massage Therapist

Al Gore has had better months. Ever since the former Vice President of the United States separated from wife Tipper, scandalous allegations have been a-flyin’. The latest? The National Enquirer says Gore was accused of sexually attacking a masseuse in Portland, Oregon, back in 2006, and is named in a police report. The bombshell story will include the secret police documents, a photo of the woman making the stunning charges and will reveal the details, the tabloid says. Alleged proof of the encounter? Pants she saved as evidence. True or not, this report comes just weeks after Al and Tipper Gore split . The Enquirer says she suspected he was involved with “a gorgeous massage therapist.” Well, at least she’s pretty, supposedly. AL GORE SEX ATTACK : A month ago, if you told us we would report two stories about the former V.P. getting his freak on, we probably wouldn’t have believed you . He’s also accused of an affair with Laurie David , ex-wife of Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm creator Larry David, and a producer on An Inconvenient Truth . The celebrity gossip tabloid says the 62-year-old Gore was in Portland at the time of the alleged incident – October 24, 2006 – and has the $540 massage bill. No criminal charges were filed against Gore, but Portland police prepared a document marked “Confidential Special Report” – containing explosive allegations. A woman, whose name is being withheld by the publication, reportedly lodged a complaint “unwanted sexual contact” by Al Gore “at a local upscale hotel.” We would say this is pure nonsense, but it’s not exactly loose, vague wording of the OK! or Star variety. Besides, after Rielle Hunter , nothing is surprising.

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An Inconvenient Rumor: Al Gore Accused of Sexual Assault on Massage Therapist