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Vanessa Hudgens Instagrams a Bikini of the Day

If you’ve seen Spring Breakers, you will know that the shit was a whole lot of hype, the story was weak and unbelievable, and the entire thing was just sensationalized hype, thanks to Disney girls gone bad and a Director/Writer pervert gone mainstream. They recruited paparazzi on set and pushed this shit hard, but the real tragedy was that they didn’t push the girls to hit the gym hard a month or two before filming, cuz their chubby, untoned bodies in a bikinis, as exciting as the public found it, was hardly inspirational, that’s why I’m gladded this Hudgens Pudgens is strategically taking bikini pics fro her social media, so that her gunt doesn’t get exposed, to help keep her fantasy alive to the furry twat lovers, (that’s what we call her fans like Gaga calls her fans Monsters)

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Emily Osment Instagrams a Bikini of the Day

It upsets me that no one has done any background or investigative research into my allegations that Emily Osment is just Haley Joel Osment dealing with falling off the deep end when no one thought he was cute anymore, you know when his appeal as the young boy in all the Steven Spielberg movies fizzled out thanks to puberty, leaving him sitting at home trying to mastermind how to pull this shit together and have a second chance, leading to some Amanda Bynes in She’s the Man / Jonathan Brandis in Ladybugs / pretend you’re a girl, pose in your bikini cuz dudes are blinded by bikinis, and ride out your fame for a few more years…..I guess no one bothers, cuz he’s always in a bikini, which goes back to my previous point, guys are blinded by bikinis, and that’s all that fucking matters, until you end up going home with him after a lot of drinking only to find he’s pre-op , not that that would stop you, it’s not gay if there’s titty….

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