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Heidi Klum Promoting her Lingerie of the Day

Posted on February 23, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like to revisit these lingerie pics of a 50 year old, mom of 5, banged out by Seal, and his baby arm sized cock, you see cuz dude’s rich but has LUPUS scars and no bitch is getting with rich and LUPUS scars unless he’s got a big dick….oh wait….he’s rich…and famous..that’s usually for the big dick ego without the big dick, hell they are even saying Hitler had a botched circumcision from his Rabbi and that’s why he went all Jew killing crazy….dick size don’t matter…but for a German…like Hitler and Heidi Klum it probably does…it fills their weird Nazi based ideology that was only 75 years ago….you know even older than people you probably know….no long ago…which is probably where they got the technology to create this one in a lab….as robot models for big brands who don’t age badly, even when they are into German scat S&M and have a bunch of kid…have a good ROI…. Either way, here is her lingerie.. The post Heidi Klum Promoting her Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Angelina Jolie is Old as Fuck of the Day

Posted on November 5, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I prefer Angelina Jolie when she was a pre-famous, 90s hipster, into the art scene…all while being dark and serious…maybe even damaged thanks to her famous father…misguided, lost, useless….probably fucking a lot…hot and tight bodied who didn’t really know better, but had no real consequences to her actions thanks to having that rich father… The whole 40 year old mom with bad Botox….reminding us of her glory days…just doesn’t do it for me. I guess I was never really that big of a fan of her homewrecking tits and lips..to really stay committed to her like Brad Pitt, a man who could fuck everyone, including George Clooney and who probably does, they are Hollywood and being together is good for business… So I just see old…tired…mom of too many purchased and biological babies…who has decided she’s a writer and director, because I guess she is, since she writes movies and directs them….since Hollywood likes financing their golden child… But I guess she doesn’t look as bad as most 40 year old moms of 12 kids…just bad for Angelina Jolie…and I guess what it comes down to is that this reminds me how old I am …and that my life consists of writing about her like this matters..which is enough to make me drink, but I guess waking up is enough to make me drink…so that’s not saying much. The post Angelina Jolie is Old as Fuck of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pornstar Dana Vespoli’s Joke of the Day

Posted on March 25, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Dana Vespoli, if you google her, you can probably seeing her a lot of things her dad probably doesn’t like watching, assuming she has a dad, because a lot of these girls don’t, and if they do, they are the kind of dad’s who help them get into the business, so that they can experience them fucking, without the whole awkwardness of incest, or getting their friends to do it while they jerk off in the corner.. That said, she makes pedophile jokes…and you’ll like them.. The post Pornstar Dana Vespoli’s Joke of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kelly Brook Picture of the Day

Posted on March 25, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If Kelly Brook knows that I exist, and she probably does thanks to googling herself all day, all these idiots do it….she probably isn’t a fan… I know this because even her fans aren’t fans and that I’ve got so much hate mail for making fun of her abortion she called a miscarriage back when she was pregnant a few years ago, and that she decided to turn into moving to LA, where instead of fucking UK athletes, she’d get in a shitty movie, that has apparently becaome a shitty TV show, and that blows my fucking mind… I guess no one found it funny to laugh at her nudes and say that she was preading abortion on herself in some tribal issue… But maybe I’m wrong about people, because I don’t understand why anyone, especially Americans would even know Kelly Brook exists, or give her a chance…but she does have big tits, and therein lies the answer – I guess…tits get hits…even if they are UK and attached to a fat chick who is trying to lose weight since it is the American way… That said, her roommate Natalie Loren is pretty interesting… The post Kelly Brook Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Shows Demonstrates Rim Jobs of the Day

Posted on March 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know if this is a picutre of Selena GOmez showing us what her asshole looks like using her mouth, but I would assume the coloring is about the same…unless of course she bleaches it, which she probably does…since no one really wants a reddish brown asshole, especially not when getting fucked by super weird rich dudes with super weird requirements, because the richer they get…the more insane they get… Or maybe she’s just showing you her love…or her first move in giving a rip job…it all stars with a peck before bum fucking with your tongue the way bieber likes it…because that’s what Usher showed him and he grew up on…. Or maybe…just maybe…I’m reading into this too much and taking it to a dark place…that isn’t really all that dark…because she bleaches her asshole… The post Selena Gomez Shows Demonstrates Rim Jobs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Adriana Lima’s Swimsuit Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on January 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a little too much Adriana Lima spilling out of her bikini, all fat and too old to be wearing bikinis, yet she’s still getting paid a ton of money to wear bikinis, in what you would think is more of a comedy routine, mocking swimsuit models..like it was a viral video, than actually being swimsuit models…but she’s Adriana Lima…definitely into the whole fading out, rather than bowing out…and I’m totally into… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Miley Cyrus Porn of the Day

Posted on January 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In a world full of easy to digest content that is overly saturated…..everyone producing bullshit all day, everyday, for their own social media channels, you know too much content for anyone to even notice, does Miley Cyrus naked make a sound….I’m thinking it probably does, at least for for V Magazine that is probably getting a lot of clicks for these “polaroids” that were published…because a naked Miley, in all her craziness, is not that exciting, but it is still naked and worth lookin at, I guess….

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Miley Cyrus Porn of the Day

Posted on January 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In a world full of easy to digest content that is overly saturated…..everyone producing bullshit all day, everyday, for their own social media channels, you know too much content for anyone to even notice, does Miley Cyrus naked make a sound….I’m thinking it probably does, at least for for V Magazine that is probably getting a lot of clicks for these “polaroids” that were published…because a naked Miley, in all her craziness, is not that exciting, but it is still naked and worth lookin at, I guess….

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Martha Hunt Topless Victoria’s Secret Model of the Day

Posted on April 7, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Martha Hunt is a pretty amazing model who has done some work for Victoria’s Secret, and I guess that’s what has put her on that map, but I am more interested in her quest for fame when it involves more nudity like this shoot, because I prefer to see a model’s full tit, and view as the exhibitionist, who seeks validation, because she knows she’s hot, despite all the rejection she gets from jobs that choose other models over her…because being a model, is better than being a hooker, provided she’s not a hooker…considering they are all fucking hookers.

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Arianny Celeste Titty Close Up of the Day

Posted on April 7, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Arianny Celeste as you probably know was some Vegas show girl or call girl who had lucked out with the right client, who ended up making her a UFC girl so that she doesn’t doesn’t have to fuck dudes for money unless she wants to…which she probably does, since that’s the retirement plan for a lot of these girls….but the nice thing about taking a whore out of the brothel, is that you can’t take the brothel out of the girl…thanks to social media where she can freely show her tits that were ironically not free.

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