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Erin Heatherton Tits for Some Event of the Day

Erin Heatherton is a very very very important Victoria’s Secret model, who is just like every single other Victoria’s Secret model, at least in reference to being willing to get naked for money, but never actually naked for money, because Victoria’s Secret is boring, but as a signing bonus, they did make her Leonardo’s girl for a 6 months, which I guess is the allocated contractual amount of time he allows per girl…before moving onto the next Victoria’s Secret model, leaving their dressing room a place that would feel more like a white trash, immigrant hookeer, stripper lockerroom after one girl keeps stealing the other girl’s lap dances and bitch needs to be taught a lesson, but instead, it is a more refined level of catty behavior, because none of them actually have sex with Leo…he’s gay. That said, here is her underwear model cleavage doing nonsense that doesn’t matter…looking like some Russian bride, on her Russian Bride profile, after landing a Green Card…all covered in celebratory balloons, which to a communist is a big deal….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Selena Gomez is Hiding from the Paparazzi of the Day

Selena Gomez was seen leaving Chateau Marmont in a throwback paparazzi style set that reminds me of the days when paparazzi matter…busting a girl being bad and I like bad girls…or at least telling girls they are bad…and that I need to punish them…because it turns them on…but now things are so saturated, it’s just boring, but the homeless people in the background is awesome…but homeless people are always awesome, not just when they are in paparazzi pics…but always thanks to giving a fuck you to society…good times. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Adriana Lima’s Swimsuit Photoshoot of the Day

Here’s a little too much Adriana Lima spilling out of her bikini, all fat and too old to be wearing bikinis, yet she’s still getting paid a ton of money to wear bikinis, in what you would think is more of a comedy routine, mocking swimsuit models..like it was a viral video, than actually being swimsuit models…but she’s Adriana Lima…definitely into the whole fading out, rather than bowing out…and I’m totally into… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Jim Carrey Was Totally Kidding About That Creepy Emma Stone Video; Or Not

The Internet collectively recoiled when the video of Jim Carrey professing his undying love for Emma Stone was released by the Ace Ventura star, but don’t worry — it was all a joke! Except for the joke part. “Yes, my msg to Emma Stone was a comedy routine,” Carrey wrote on Twitter , “and the funniest part is that everything i said is tru.” Lolz? He continued: “People often ask me if i’m being funny or serious. The answer is ‘YES.’ ?;^]” Glad that’s cleared up. > :’P* [ @JimCarrey ]

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