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Natalie Portman Pumps The Booty

If you’ve got a thing for celebrities pumping their own gas, you’re in luck, because here’s Natalie Portman fulfilling your weird fetish. Unfortunately, the rest of us can’t see if Natalie’s still got her new fake boobs , but we are treated to a nice view of her MILF booty in those jeans. And sometimes you’ve got to just take what you can get. At least, that’s what I always tell the girls I try to pick up at the bar. Related Articles: Natalie Portman’s Perfect Little Booty Natalie Portman Busts Out Some Cleavage Scarlett Johansson & Natalie Portman: An Awesome Lesbian Fantasy Natalie Portman Nude Scene In Hotel Chevalier Photos: Fameflynet

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Natalie Portman Pumps The Booty

At Least Britney Spears Is Trying

I’ve got to commend Britney Spears for at least trying to look sexy while she does a little shopping over the weekend. It’s been a long time since we’ve seen the old girl looking half decent so I’m not really sure what to make of these. She’s all cleaned up in her sexy boots, like a fancy prostitute you’d find at one of those high class Holiday Inns . You know, the ones with the free breakfast bar where you can make your own waffles. Sexy.

Kim Kardashian’s Big Booty Pumps It

Here’s Kim Kardashian and her big fat booty pumping it at the gas station the other day. I for one happen to really like watching chicks pumping their own gas, it somehow makes me think that I’ve got a shot with them because I used to work at a gas station as a teenager and that means we’ve got something in common. I know how insane that sounds, but women are completely out of their minds so who knows what’s going to get them back to mother’s basement. Don’t step on my dreams!