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Chris Brown: Royalty is Cuter Than Blue Ivy AND North West!

They might call him Breezy, but there’s nothing chill about Chris Brown. Fatherhood changes some people, but even though Chris has been getting introspective Instagram  and talking about changing his ways, we know that seething egomaniac we’ve come to know and tolerate will always lurk just beneath the surface. Case in point, Chris recently decided to celebrate Father’s Day a few weeks early by brushing off the haters and giving himself a pat on the back for siring the cutest of all celebrity children: Chris posted the above collage featuring Blue Ivy Carter, North West and his own Royalty (front and center, of course) to Instagram on Friday. He didn’t post any sort of caption with it, so we don’t know if this was a shout-out to his fellow celeb dads or a competitive thing, but when Breezy is involved, we tend to favor the douchiest explanation. We kid! We’re sure Chris’ intentions were good, as evidenced by the fact that he later deleted the collage and replaced it with this one featuring Wiz Khalifa’s son Sebastian and Tyga’s son King. Chris and Tyga have scheduled King-Royalty play dates so we know they’re on good terms, but it does kinda feel like Brown is saying Royalty is more on the Blue-North A-list level, right? Maybe we’re reading too much into this, but like we said, when Chris is involved it’s hard not to assume the worst. View Slideshow: Chris Brown and Royalty: Father-Daughter Photos

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Vince Vaughn Wants Guns in Schools

Vince Vaughn is taking aim at the national gun control debate. The actor, who will play a central role on True Detective Season 2 this summer, has opened up to the latest edition of British GQ, making it very clear where he stands on the second amendment and school safety. “You think the politicians that run my country and your country don’t have guns in the schools their kids go to? They do,” Vaughn said. By that logic, he argues, shouldn’t all kids be afforded the same protection? “I support people having a gun in public full stop, not just in your home,” he continues. “We don’t have the right to bear arms because of burglars; we have the right to bear arms to resist the supreme power of a corrupt and abusive government.” Although no one out there is trying to ban guns as a whole, Vaughn still claims the concept is a non-sensical one: “Banning guns is like banning forks in an attempt to stop making people fat. Taking away guns, taking away drugs, the booze, it won’t rid the world of criminality.” In closing, the actor blames the outbreak of school massacres directly on the fact that there are policies against allowing guns on campuses: “In all of our schools it is illegal to have guns on campus, so again and again these guys go and shoot up these f-cking schools because they know there are no guns there. “They are monsters killing six-year-olds.” On that latter point, no one can disagree. But where do you stand on the rest of Vaughn’s argument?

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Brandon Jenner: Caitlyn Jenner Showed Me Her Boobs!

As you’ve probably heard, the former Bruce Jenner covers the new issue of Vanity Fair and we got our first look at her sure-to-be-iconic photos today. Within minutes of the her debut, Caitlyn Jenner became an instant media sensation, amassing more than 1 million followers within hours of her first tweet . Of course, those in her inner circle knew Caitlyn had completed her transition long before she shared the news with the rest of the world, and as is to be expected with any major life change, there were some minor bumps in the road.  New excerpts from the Vanity Fair article – written by Friday Night Lights scribe Buzz Bissinger – detail some of the more awkward moments of Bruce’s transition, most notably his eagerness to show off his breast implants to his 33-year-old son, Brandon Jenner. “Brandon said he was a little taken aback when he saw Caitlyn for the first time after surgery and she pulled her top up to reveal her new breasts,” Bissinger writes. “‘Whoa, I’m still your son,’ he reminded her.”  Sounds like Brandon is capable of laughing about the situation now, but there were other difficult moments that weren’t quite as funny, such as when Caitlyn’s four oldest children informed her that they would not be participating in her upcoming reality series.  Caitlyn says she was “terribly disappointed and terribly hurt” by the decision at first, but has since come around. The E! network “docuseries” chronicling Caitlyn’s transition is set to debut on July 26. View Slideshow: Caitlyn Jenner Photos: So Long, Bruce!

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Brandon Jenner: Caitlyn Jenner Showed Me Her Boobs!

Brandon Jenner: Caitlyn Jenner Showed Me Her Boobs!

As you’ve probably heard, the former Bruce Jenner covers the new issue of Vanity Fair and we got our first look at her sure-to-be-iconic photos today. Within minutes of the her debut, Caitlyn Jenner became an instant media sensation, amassing more than 1 million followers within hours of her first tweet . Of course, those in her inner circle knew Caitlyn had completed her transition long before she shared the news with the rest of the world, and as is to be expected with any major life change, there were some minor bumps in the road.  New excerpts from the Vanity Fair article – written by Friday Night Lights scribe Buzz Bissinger – detail some of the more awkward moments of Bruce’s transition, most notably his eagerness to show off his breast implants to his 33-year-old son, Brandon Jenner. “Brandon said he was a little taken aback when he saw Caitlyn for the first time after surgery and she pulled her top up to reveal her new breasts,” Bissinger writes. “‘Whoa, I’m still your son,’ he reminded her.”  Sounds like Brandon is capable of laughing about the situation now, but there were other difficult moments that weren’t quite as funny, such as when Caitlyn’s four oldest children informed her that they would not be participating in her upcoming reality series.  Caitlyn says she was “terribly disappointed and terribly hurt” by the decision at first, but has since come around. The E! network “docuseries” chronicling Caitlyn’s transition is set to debut on July 26. View Slideshow: Caitlyn Jenner Photos: So Long, Bruce!

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