Reliable sources have confirmed that Melissa Etheridge really is dating Linda Wallem , the creator of Nurse Jackie and former best friend of ex-wife Tammy Lynn Michaels. That’s awkward. But it’s not nearly as awkward as the way in which Michales learned that Etheridge was being unfaithful, as explained in a new poem Tammy has posted on her website, titled “speak, spread walk the talk.” It tells the story of a mis-labeled box of dildos. Writes Michaels: i moved out november 23rd 2009 she said it would help i was convinced it would too and i trusted there was no one else i didn’t know there was someone moving in as i was moving out indeed three weeks later a box of new toys was delivered and her assistant brought it to my rental house as a mistake i opened it and that’s when i felt something was up i called her “i have your new dicks on my kitchen counter?” one never even said one was breaking up with me one only says things in song and string and then i listened to the album and i understood oh you don’t want to work it out oh you already have someone in the wings oh you already have pined for another oh you are done here oh i have become another one of your exes oh i have become an album You really need to go read the entire missive on Tammy’s blog .
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Tammy Lynn to Melissa Etheridge: New Dildos are Here!
