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Sarah Hyland Double Fists

If I know my readers, I’m guessing this probably isn’t what you were hoping for when you read that headline. Sorry to disappoint you perverts. But on the plus side, at least  Sarah Hyland ‘s looking pretty sexy in these shots. Now I’ve just gotta find out what Starbucks she goes to. Here’s hoping I haven’t been banned from it for violating their no pants, no service policy yet. That really  Fingers crossed! » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Eniko Mihalik Naked for Marie Claire France of the Day

Eniko Mihalik is a hard faced model…who is in the latest issue of Marie Claire France, reminding us that France is all about the titties and always have been, because tits are awesome and should be celebrated, or at least allowed to be exposed by the girls who own them, for the men who get turned on by them, while playing it casual as they slowly and subtly get their creep on… Eniko Mihalik, like France, always shows her tits, so this union just makes sense…on all levels, like their moral and value code, as well as her career goals and experience, and more importantly for people like me, and I assume you, because I am convinced you are me, and my readers are just me refreshing the site in my sleep, never get bored of this shit, even when bored of this shit.. The post Eniko Mihalik Naked for Marie Claire France of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Victoria Justice And Madison Reed Make A Great Pair

Apparently Victoria Justice brought her sister Madison Reed as her date to the 2015 MTV Movie Awards last night. And better yet, apparently Madison’s turned 18 since the last time we saw her. So you degenerates don’t have to worry about these pictures getting you in trouble, and neither does Victoria, for that matter. Because if I know my readers, I have a feeling she’s currently doing some very illegal things in those perverted fantasies of yours. Enjoy, you sickos. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Paula LaBaredas’ Sweet Booty Show

If I know my readers as well as I think I do, I’m betting most of you drank way too much on Tuesday to remember it was St. Patrick’s Day. And I’m also betting you’ll dig these bootylicious pictures of Portuguese hottie  Paula LaBaredas in her all-green St. Patty’s Day outfit from Tuesday night. And I’d ask if I was right, but I know none of you perverts are still reading this anyway, so instead I’ll just shut up and let you enjoy. (You’re welcome.) Continue reading

Paula LaBaredas’ Sweet Booty Show

If I know my readers as well as I think I do, I’m betting most of you drank way too much on Tuesday to remember it was St. Patrick’s Day. And I’m also betting you’ll dig these bootylicious pictures of Portuguese hottie  Paula LaBaredas in her all-green St. Patty’s Day outfit from Tuesday night. And I’d ask if I was right, but I know none of you perverts are still reading this anyway, so instead I’ll just shut up and let you enjoy. (You’re welcome.) Continue reading

2015 AVN Awards Took Place

In case you didn’t notice from all the red carpet pictures I’ve been posting lately, it’s awards season again. And not just for Hollywood either. Because the 2015 AVN Awards were held over the weekend to celebrate the best in the porn business. And if I know my readers, I’m betting you perverts recognize more of these actresses than the ones at last night’s SAG Awards. So enjoy seeing your favorite porn stars all dressed up for their big night. It’s a little like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs — sure, it’s cute and all, but you can just tell it’s not natural. » view all 38 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Shawn Dillon Is A Hottie You Need To Know

This is the first I’m hearing of Shawn Dillon , but this bikini babe definitely knows how to make one hell of a first impression. According to my research, Shawn was Playboy ‘s Miss February 2013, and if I know my readers, that means at least a few of you perverts have seen her before. But in case your wife, girlfriend or boss is looking over your shoulder, feel free to pretend otherwise and enjoy.

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McKayla Maroney Assumes Position

Now that our favorite gymnast McKayla Maroney is over 18, she can do all sorts of fun things, like buy cigarettes, vote, and most importantly, pose for awesome photoshoots like this one for Adidas without getting my readers put on a government watchlist. And if that isn’t worth celebrating, I don’t know what is. So enjoy, but just take a cue from McKayla and remember to stretch first.

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Happy 31st Birthday, Mila Kunis!

The Sexiest Woman in the World celebrates a birthday today. This isn’t an opinion. It is a fact, courtesy of FHM in 2013, which honored Mila Kunis with this distinction – and, let’s be honest, does anyone really care to object? The actress is now 31 years old, but there’s no need to worry about getting Mila a present. The past several months have already provided this insanely gorgeous star with everything she could ever want: She’s engaged to Ashton Kutcher . She’s expecting her first child. She apparently has non-stop sex . Life is pretty good for Mila. And it’s now great for our readers, as we’re paying tribute to the birthday gal via a montage of her 31 most alluring photos. Yes, it may be her big day, but Mila Kunis is clearly the one giving all of us a gift in this case. ENJOY!  31 Stunning Photos of Mila Kunis 1. Mila Kunis Nude It may not get any more beautiful than Mila Kunis. Seriously. Look at her!

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Karina Jelinek And Paz Cornu Are Two Booties You Should Know

Here’s one for my readers who love hot nobodies in bikinis as much as I do (and I have a feeling that’s every last one of you): Argentine models Karina Jelinek and Paz Cornu hanging out at the beach in Miami and showing off those perfect booties of theirs. So enjoy, but just be careful, because these pictures are so hot, they’re liable to have temperatures in your pants region rising to near dangerous levels. I think I’d better go stand in front of the AC for a while just to be safe. Photos: Fameflynet

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