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Adriana Lima’s Eyewear Campaign of the Day

I remember when Adriana Lima was one of the hottest girls in modeling..straight off the boat from Brazil, her dark hair and light eyes, coupled with her big natural lips and amazing body just fucking blew everyone away…. Then she turned 30, and for some reason, a reason I call being a mom and a wife and no really caring so much about bouncing back into things since you still have a few years on contract and you still make your weight requirements since fat weighs less than muscle…allowing her to still cash the fuck in despite being boxy and even sloppy…moms…it’s a hell of a sacrifice to make for a woman, who may still be Adriana Lima on paper, but is a far cry from the Adriana Lima you should be jerking off to.. Here she is in a Sunglasses campaign, as there’s no need to really show off that GUNT for sunglass campaigns…and that works out well for her. Here she is for LOVE magazine – trying to be a bit more sexy and lit in a way you can’t see her boxy gunt… The post Adriana Lima’s Eyewear Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maja Krag Danish Tits By Bjarke Johansen of the Day

I wonder how many times I can say that Maja Krag is a Danish and I love Danish, whether from McDonalds, or Denmark, and I could eat Danish all day, rubbing it all over my dirty mouth until one of us gets a bacterial infection…you know spreading it’s doughy, and letting it’s sweet, warm almost melted nectar off my beard… I once encouraged you to CLICK ON HER MODEL AGENCY TEAR SHEET where you can learn all about her measurements, in the event you want to make a life sized replica of her…I wonder if any of you tried…or if you’re just more into her tits…and not really caring that she’s a Danish, even when you’re fat like me, and love Danish, in the form of hot model pussy and / or the pastry… Doesn’t matter, nothing matters, this doesn’t matter, but it’s a fun shoot, despite being black and white and black and white, in this digital age, is just homo fake “artist”…bullshit that makes me mad…I only like Black and White pre-digital when it was the cheaper way to take pics…Maja Krag…I love you The post Maja Krag Danish Tits By Bjarke Johansen of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Woman with 6 Nipples of the Day

A little known fact about me, mainly because no one cares to ask about little known facts about me, because no one cares about me, is that I have 3 nipples. I remember when I first noticed the shit growing up and I thought it was just a birthmark, until one day having a doctor tell me I had three nipples in a routine check-up when I was 14, making me insecure as shit about swimming classes and hanging at beaches, leading to me over-eating and drinking to numb the pain, until becoming too fat to notice a third nipple on provided I was topless, because people would be too amazed or disgusted seeing me topless and walking around with a gut like mine, until eventually I stopped finding the third nipple weird and stopped really caring…but then I saw this video, and this bitch and her 6 nipples is fucking disgusting, send her to the fuckin’ barn and milk her like the cow she is, because seeing this is horrible and unnatural.

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