Look, I’ve tried to like Charlotte McKinney . I’ve ignored the fact that she’s just not that hot and focused on her massive funbags instead. I’ve even been digging her last few photoshoots . But this video she did for Cosmo complaining about her giant boobs just isn’t doing it for me. Especially considering they’re pretty much the only reason Charlotte got famous in the first place. Sorry guys, I just don’t get it.
Well, I guess now we know why Gigi Hadid wouldn’t agree to go on that bikini vacation with me. Because apparently she’s too busy shacking up with some Jonas Brother… Anyway, I’m not a teenage girl, so I don’t know which one this is, but it doesn’t matter. I don’t see what this loser has that I don’t. You know, besides millions of adoring fans, piles of money and his own place. Whatever. I guess Gigi hasn’t heard that my mom’s basement has its own door. So she wouldn’t even need to sneak out the window. I mean, c’mon, I don’t really know how I can sell it better than that. Photos: PacificCoastNews
Jimmy Kimmel is supposed to be the king of pranks, right? So for April Fools’, Rihanna gave him a taste of his own medicine by… showing up in his bedroom and waking him up in the middle of the night. Sorry, I really don’t see the “prank” here. I’ve been trying to get Rihanna in my bedroom for years now. That lucky bastard.
Jimmy Kimmel is supposed to be the king of pranks, right? So for April Fools’, Rihanna gave him a taste of his own medicine by… showing up in his bedroom and waking him up in the middle of the night. Sorry, I really don’t see the “prank” here. I’ve been trying to get Rihanna in my bedroom for years now. That lucky bastard.
OK, so I don’t really know who this Erica Mena hottie is — apparently she was on some show called Love and Hip Hop that I’ve never heard of before. But all I know is, she showed up to the Furious 7 premiere in LA with Bow Wow and apparently they’re engaged? Please tell me this is all just some April Fools’ prank… » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com
OK, so I don’t really know who this Erica Mena hottie is — apparently she was on some show called Love and Hip Hop that I’ve never heard of before. But all I know is, she showed up to the Furious 7 premiere in LA with Bow Wow and apparently they’re engaged? Please tell me this is all just some April Fools’ prank… » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com
I don’t really know who Lucy Hale is because before today, when she revealed that like many girls, she has nipples, I didn’t find her very hot, and I don’t bother with ugly girls, they hardly exist to me, except when I am having sex with them, because ugly girls are the only girls I have sex with, but this ugly girl, doesn’t realize she’s ugly, thanks to being on TV, which means that even in being an ugly girl – she would think she was too good for me – and in all honesty, she probably is, I’m pretty low level..but you get what I am saying… She was the winner of a reality show. She’s on Pretty Little Liars, a massive show….now releasing a country music album…look at her now…cocky as fuck…riding the wave at the top of her game…like nothing can go wrong, but it probably will…it always does… She is probably surrounded by a bunch of people who give her as much attention as possible, probably her parents who are cashing in on this one….but what the fuck do I know…I don’t really know who Lucy Hale is… The post Lucy Hale Has Nipples of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t really know who Lucy Hale is because she’s not very hot, and I don’t bother with ugly girls, they hardly exist to me, except when I am having sex with them, because ugly girls are the only girls I have sex with, but this ugly girl, doesn’t realize she’s ugly, thanks to being on TV, which means that even in being an ugly girl – she would think she was too good for me – and in all honesty, she probably is, I’m pretty low level.. That said, she dressed up as Twitter…and it was dumb. Here she is After a Workout CLICK HERE Here she is showing some bra CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE CELEBS DOING HALLOWEEN CLICK HERE
Estella Warren was a huge Canadian Sports Illustrated bikini model, but now she’s 35…and looks 35…at least based on her stomach alone. I don’t really know what she’s been up to, because even when she was a “relevant” model, up on some Christy Teigen level of relevance, you know just good enough to not really need a day job because rich guys like fucking her cuz she’s published, I didn’t post much on her. I think her highlight was her HER THONG , but maybe her highlight is that she is a Canadian who got away, or maybe it is that in 2011 she threw away her “career” and was charged with DUI, hit-and-run, battery on a police officer and resisting a police officer, pretty gangster. But not as gangster as staged paparazzi pics I assume are for reality show she’s probably working on…. All this to say. I dig it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
It seems like I always forget where I know Emily DiDonato from, it’s hard to keep all the hot models I post straight. Hell, I already have a hard enough time remembering my own name when I see girls this drop-dead sexy. Anyway, according to my files, supposedly Emily’s a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model. But I’m pretty sure I have to update that to make her a future ex-wife after this latest beach shoot she did. Because if I don’t, I’m sure somebody else will. » view all 17 photos