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Ashley Tisdale Isn’t Awful From Behind of the Day

Ashley Tisdale has ugly face watch doesn’t matter…you don’t have to deal with it when you’re staring at her ass…which could be a better ass…you know based on all her fitness…but I guess she’s been letting herself go now that she’s found love and realizes that she’s a second rate Selena Gomez/Vanessa Hudgens cuz she lacks the ethnic vibe but more importantly cuz she’s got a wonky face…a face you don’t have to deal with when you’re staring at her from behind…..

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Ashley Tisdale Isn’t Awful From Behind of the Day

Hayden Panettiere Hot for Valentine’s Day

Hayden Panettiere getting fake tits to balance out her broad manly back…was a pretty good strategy…cuz no one likes a gymnast body that doesn’t get its period…except maybe closet cases and her countless fans….who were weirdly obsessed with her long before she started posing for instagram like some weird rich housewife from Texas on her 20th wedding anniversary, in what would normally be considered tacky if her gown wasn’t 20,000 dollars….you get the new money vibe I’m talking…I mean unless you’re too busy staring at her new titties…cuz with new titties comes a period of acceptance…and getting used to them…all this to say…this pic is hot….

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Lindsay Lohan in Some Vintage Erotica Inspired Pics of the Day

Lohan might as well be dead. So these vintage inspired erotica pics will satisfy those of you who like jerking off to vintage erotica cuz you know the bitch in the picture is no more…likely dead…or in an old folks home…making the whole thing that much naughtier…but I’m into them thanks to her tits….because Lohan has great tits… You know what, whether she never works in Hollywood again…or the fact that she hasn’t worked in Hollywood for 5 years…or the fact that she’s 24 or 25 but her face looks like a 40 year old rich housewife all botoxed up…leading to real serious questions about what her vagina probably looks like…I haven’t given up on her… I think she’s gonna make a comeback….unfortunately not on my dick…because I burned that bridge many years ago after spending a night in her hotel…I have that affect on women…even crazy ones with great tits.

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