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Emma Stone in Some Old Lady Lingerie for Rolling Stone of the Day

Emma Stone and her weird face bore me, but I guess every celebrity bores me, I don’t think they are worthy of their success, I don’t think their impact on the world is worth celebrating, I do think they are overpaid and it’s all a fucking scam…because their talent is irrelevant…and dancing monkeys should be treated as such….just distractions on real issues…not to mention what they do with their celebrity is often times as offensive as their celebrity in the first place…puppets…just fucking puppets who call themselves artists and who rich business guys throw money at because they like being part of whatever this rich person scene is…the worst… But people fucking love her….they go nuts for her…and seeing her in her grandmother’s vintage lingerie that may remind you of when your grandma would make you eat her out on family trips to visit her – because people have needs and your small hands fit nicely in her grandma cunt….turns them on…. They are like “omg she looks like she’s pregnant and she’s wearing NANNY’s nightgown”…and then they cum….all thanks to Rolling Stone and their vintage erotica fetish that I would argue, as an objective person who doesn’t find Emma Stone hot…isn’t hot at all…but it happened…..and really I’ve always said she’s got the sex appeal of a grandma – so long as you don’t have a grandma fetish….so this brings that point home… The post Emma Stone in Some Old Lady Lingerie for Rolling Stone of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emma Stone in Some Old Lady Lingerie for Rolling Stone of the Day

Get Ready for a Once in a Lifetime Celebrity Erotica Auction

A monumental, once in a lifetime celebrity erotica event is coming your way this Fall and we’ve got an exclusive sneak peek just for readers of MrSkin.com! Hit the jump for more info…

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Top 5 Scissoring Scenes

Ladies like Monique Alexander , Ann Marie Rios , Christine Nguyen , Uschi Digard , Lea Seydoux , and Adele Exarchopoulos are all ready to cut a rug on the Top 5 Scissoring Scenes! Forget slicing and dicing, these scissoring sapphic sweeties are sure to send shivers down your shaft!

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Lindsay Lohan in Some Vintage Erotica Inspired Pics of the Day

Lohan might as well be dead. So these vintage inspired erotica pics will satisfy those of you who like jerking off to vintage erotica cuz you know the bitch in the picture is no more…likely dead…or in an old folks home…making the whole thing that much naughtier…but I’m into them thanks to her tits….because Lohan has great tits… You know what, whether she never works in Hollywood again…or the fact that she hasn’t worked in Hollywood for 5 years…or the fact that she’s 24 or 25 but her face looks like a 40 year old rich housewife all botoxed up…leading to real serious questions about what her vagina probably looks like…I haven’t given up on her… I think she’s gonna make a comeback….unfortunately not on my dick…because I burned that bridge many years ago after spending a night in her hotel…I have that affect on women…even crazy ones with great tits.

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Carola Remer in Lingerie and a Vintage Ferrari for Pop Magazine of the Day

Here’s a hot photoshoot of some model named Carola Remer, I know nothing about her, but I’m loving this vintage erotica feel all lingerie wearing in a photoshoot…posed with a vintage Ferrari…It’s a lot more interesting than the trashy bitches I’m used to even if she is a trashy bitch beneath the surface that is this photoshoot that is blinding my judgement…because sometimes it is good to take things at face value…

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Carola Remer in Lingerie and a Vintage Ferrari for Pop Magazine of the Day