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Joy-Anna Duggar: Fans Believe She’s Already Given Birth!

Joy-Anna is using social media to sing the praises of her husband. In and of itself, that’s nothing suspicious, right? But given the context of Joy-Anna’s impending due date and a lot of suspicious timing surrounding this pregnancy, fans aren’t so sure. In fact, a number of fans believe that Joy-Anna has already given birth. Joy-Anna Duggar took to Instagram to gush about her husband, Austin Forsyth. “Austin, I’m so grateful for your sacrificial, Christ-like love.” Gotta be honest, the word “sacrificial” can creep out a lot of people, but you have to remember that she lives in a fundamentalist bubble where certain words have different connotations. “I know that through this pregnancy you’ve given and given so much to me and have never expected anything in return.” She means throughout the pregnancy. Through works but it almost sound like she’s referring to … well, you know how babies get made, folks. “Thank you for being my best friend! You are the greatest!!!!” That line sounds like something that a person would scribble in a yearbook. But she continues. She then adds a kissing lips emoji, a kissy face emoji, and a heart eyes emoji. “I love you with all of my heart, honey!!” She signs and tags her message: “-your girl #sohandsome #besthusbandever” Austin Forsyth looks like an off-brand Michael Cera, but we’ll let Austin’s alleged handsomeness and other husbandly qualities go unchallenged. A swell of commenters replied by … well, assuming that Joy-Anna has given birth and that this Instagram post was merely “fluff” to string followers along until there’s a more “appropriate” time to announce that she’s given birth. “Is this post to throw the haters off? To make them think you haven’t had the baby yet? Honestly i don’t care when you got pregnant i just hope your baby is healthy and you are happy forever.” Among other things, Joy-Anna’s suspicious baby bump really reinforces the belief that Joy-Anna and Austin Forsyth lied about pre-marital sex and had a shotgun wedding. But, to be clear, most of those who commented with the belief that Joy-Anna has given birth weren’t being hateful. “Congrats on the new baby girl!” Others seem to be setting themselves up for disappointment, because Joy-Anna isn’t likely to post photos until we get closer to the “due date.” “Congrats! Hope you and the baby are doing well! Posts pics soon!” Other commenters were intensely defensive of Joy-Anna. “She’s not had the baby and its non of our business if she has.” Yes and no. Sure, it’s her body. But she’s a reality star and public figure and pregnancies are very much a part of her family’s brand. “She is still very much pregnant stop with the rumors.” Some people will believe anything that the Duggars put on their website. Precious! “She could of had it early…premie?” That’s really cute. “Who care if was before or after she got pregnant??? They look like a hard working couple and they will make good parents.” To be clear, we don’t know that Joy-Anna has given birth, and neither do any of those commenters. More importantly, the only reason that the alleged premarital sex and ensuing shotgun wedding and now the perceived fudging of the due date is even a topic of conversation is because Joy-Anna and Austin are Duggars. Sort of. They are part of this extreme, fundamentalist fertility cult with a deeply archaic view of sex, gender, and marriage. It’s not actually wrong to have premarital sex or to get pregnant out of wedlock. But because the views that they espouse say otherwise, many point to this as yet another instance of Duggar hypocrisy. But you know what? Joy-Anna didn’t choose to be born into that family. Honestly, who would? View Slideshow: Duggar Family 2018 Predictions: A Baby For Jinger & So Much More!

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Jackson Roloff Has Something Amazing to Show Off

Attention, Little People, Big World fans: Tori Roloff has something to say about her son. Actually, first Tori Roloff has something to show on her son. And here it is: Did you catch it? Do you see it? We’re not talking about Jackson’s adorable robe, which includes two ears atop the boy’s head and which is positively precious. No, right now, we’re talking about two things down below those pretend ears, two things Jackson seems very excited to now have in his mouth… … a pair of teeth! You see them now, right? Can you believe Tori and Zach’s first child is already old enough to have his own chompers?!? In her affiliated caption for the image above, Tori doesn’t really mention her son’s teeth. But she does gush (and gush and gush!) over her affection for Jackson, writing: There are not enough hours in the day. Not because I didn’t get to the dishes or finish the laundry. But because there aren’t enough hours in the day to hang with this guy. I actually miss him when he goes to bed and literally can’t wait for him to wake up. I love you so much you toothy grin mister mister. So very sweet. And we’re sure many new moms out there can relate. Tori and Zach welcomed Jackson into the world on May 10, 2017. Just a few days ago, Tori updated Instagram followers in regard to where Jackson is at the age of eight months . She says he can now sit up for about 20 seconds at a time… that he actually has four teeth total… and that he’s crawling around! Okay, not exactly, Tori says: Jackson is “scooting.” But still. He’s moving around a bit on his own! It’s a very exciting time for this couple, only exacerbated by the fact that Tori is also opening up her own Etsy shop . That’s a business decision, of course. Many Little People, Big World viewers are wondering about something personal when it comes to Tori – and that something is this: Could she be pregnant again? !? This speculation was fueled solely by Tori referencing kid s (plural, as opposed to kid ) in a recent Instagram caption. What was likely a harmless typo, or merely a harmless word choice, sparked chatter around social media about the status of Tori’s womb. As far as we know, it is empty at the moment. We don’t think a sibling is on the way any time in the next few months for Jackson. He already has a cousin with whom he can play, in the former of Audrey and Jeremy Roloff’s daughter, Ember Jean. And he most definitely has two very loving parents at home, along with two very loving grandparents living not too far away. Oh, and did we mention that he is just SO GOSH DARN CUTE!!!! See what we mean below: View Slideshow: Jackson Roloff Baby Photos: OMG! He’s So Cute!

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Donald Trump Fires Off Dumb Tweets About Global Warming & Vanity Fair, Gets Savagely Roasted

Look, we understand that headline’s not gonna please anyone. Either you’re a dyed-in-the-wool #MAGA ass and you came here just to deride us as a bunch of libtard cuck-flakes in the comments, or you’re part of the majority of Americans who wishes the president would stop tweeting entirely, in which case, you probably think we didn’t go nearly far enough. But hey, our New Year’s resolution is to piss off as many people as many people as possible, and we decided to get an early start! We kid, of course. Resolving to offend people in 2018 is like resolving to breathe in and out. It’s gonna happen no matter what, and it doesn’t require any active effort. For evidence of just how easy it is to piss off tens of millions of people these days, you need look no further than the tweets of America’s P-ssy-Grabber-In-Chief, Captain Offensive Pants. No doubt still clad in a Trump Hotel bathrobe , the president frequently outrages half the planet before he’s even dropped his morning Big Mac deuce. While our more heathen-y presidents may have taken the holidays off in order to drink Starbucks and slaughter a virgin, the Trump Train kept right on rolling!  By which we mean the 71-year-old leader of the free world spent the season of peace talking enough trash on social media to shame a recently-dumped middle school girl or a butthurt Star Wars fan. And who were the Donald’s targets this time around? Well, there was Vanity Fair , which committed the grievous offense of cracking jokes about a woman Donald once threatened to imprison, and then there was planet Earth, which has apparently pissed Trump off by continuing to exist despite his apocalyptic environmental policies. First, some context: In case you haven’t heard, it’s effing cold in the northeast. Like, even by “winter in the northeast” standards. Someone told this to Donald, and his response was apparently to crack his knuckles and start sticking it to the libs: “In the East, it could be the COLDEST New Year’s Eve on record. Perhaps we could use a little bit of that good old Global Warming that our Country, but not other countries, was going to pay TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS to protect against. Bundle up!” Now, hopefully, we don’t have to tell you that’s a dumb thing to say or point out that weather and climate are not the same thing. A cold day isn’t an indication that the planet is stable anymore than a single hot day is evidence that it’s heating up. The world’s scientists are concerned due to data collected over several decades which indicates a disturbing trend toward hotter … ya know what? Let’s just move on to less-terrifying idiocy… As you may have heard, there was controversy this week over a video posted by Vanity Fair , in which several staffers expressed their 100 percent-justified belief that Hillary Clinton should probably step away from the political arena for the foreseeable future. The situation outraged the president, not because of the content of the clip, but because VF dared to issue an apology for the sake of those who found the video offensive. “Vanity Fair, which looks like it is on its last legs, is bending over backwards in apologizing for the minor hit they took at Crooked H. Anna Wintour, who was all set to be Amb to Court of St James’s & a big fundraiser for CH, is beside herself in grief & begging for forgiveness!” Trump tweeted. Never mind that our commander-in-chief is still devoting his days to picking petty fights with various media outlets, Anna Wintour is the editor of Vogue , not Vanity Fair. Sure, they both star with “V,” but if we Donald off easy on this one, next week he’ll be referring to Justin Trudeau as the prime minister of Cambodia. Needless to say, Trump was roasted to a crisp over both tweets, but sadly seeing our president get savagely corn-cobbed by the entirety of Twitter is one of the many things we’ve been forced to get used to in 2017. Cheers to the new year! *guzzles large quantity of Drano* View Slideshow: 12 Donald Trump Tweets That Outline His Plans as President

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Roloff Christmas Album: Adorable Baby Photos Galore!

The stars of Little People, Big World had an extra special reason to enjoy the holiday season in 2017. Actually, TWO extra special reasons: Jackson Kyle Roloff. Ember Jean Roloff. The son of Tori and Zach and the daughter of Audrey and Jeremy both got to experience their very first Christmas and, naturally, various family members had to snap photos of the babies for the occasion. We've collected a number of these adorable images below. Click through and enjoy! 1. Lucky Grandpa Matt Roloff made a point to often say how fortunate he was to have two adorable grandkids to spoil on Christmas. He’s so great with them both! 2. Christmas Eve Celebration Awww! Jackson and his father are wearing matching shirts! 3. Actually, Matching ONESIES Wow. This is even better. 4. With Santa! We don’t know what Jackson asked Santa for, but we just want more and more photos of this adorable child! 5. Who Are You, Again? Santa? Santa CLAUS, you say? Sorry. Never heard of you. 6. First Christmas! Look at how proud Audrey and Jeremy are of holding their daughter in this holiday pic. View Slideshow

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Roloff Christmas Album: Adorable Baby Photos Galore!