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Plastic Surgery: Man Born With Imbalanced Balls Gets Nads Knifed Up And Evened Out Using Chin Implant

Way to “drop the ball!” A man who was self-conscious about his uneven nads went under the knife to fix them up. Via UK Daily Mail Reports : A man born with very uneven “nads” has become the first in the world to have them evened up with an implant used to plump up the chin or cheekbones. The remarkable operation reflects the growing number of men who have issues with their privates, say the Mexican surgeons who carried out the operation. The 45-year-old man is said to have been born with an extremely small right “nut” that never descended, a condition known as cryptorchidism. That “nut” which had never worked, was removed and replaced it with the ‘largest implant on the market,’ the man’s surgeon and urologist, Fernando Ugarte, told the wesbite LiveScience. But this still meant his “nads” appeared uneven and he was wracked with insecurities about his new appearance. He is said to have been diagnosed with body dysmorphic disorder, a mental health problem related to body image, in which an individual has a preoccupation with one or more perceived or slight defects in his or her appearance. To correct the asymmetry, last year Dr Ugarte and his colleagues at the National Autonomous University of Mexico made a small incision in the man’s groin and placed a silicone chin implant between the left “nut” and several layers of tissue. The piece of silicone, about about 6mm thick, is routinely used to plump up the chin or the cheekbones. ‘The surgery is safe and doesn’t reduce fertility or sexual function because it doesn’t touch the “nad” at all, Dr Ugarte said. He added that the man’s sex life was back to normal a month after the operation and his “balls” worked as normal. Reporting in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, he said that two other men have since had the surgery. The article also discusses the fact that men are becoming as worried about body image as women. ‘We are starting to have the same kind of problems that the ladies have with body image,’ said Dr Ugarte. ‘There are many people who are probably not feeling satisfied with their “ball” size, and now they have a new option.’ ‘It’s very well-known that most of the men’s magazines have techniques or pills or products’ for “schlong” enhancement, Ugarte said. ‘But now, patients also want to have bigger balls, not just the schlong.’ Y’all know this dude is now running around grabbing his junk talkin’ ’bout “DEEZ NUTS!” We know this had to be serious for this guy to go to all this trouble but we can’t help finding it to be Pure Comedy! Shutterstock

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Plastic Surgery: Man Born With Imbalanced Balls Gets Nads Knifed Up And Evened Out Using Chin Implant

Florida Fawkery: Black And Hispanic Sunshine State Residents Receive Fake Papers Telling Them They Can’t Vote

SMH! Immigrant Florida Voters Told They Can’t Vote Residents in 23 Florida counties report getting letters questioning their citizenship. Via Loop 21 : Residents in Florida have reported getting official-looking letters telling them that their citizenship is in question. The letters are fake, but they have gone out to predominately Republican voters where GOP officials have led efforts to keep those who are not citizens from registering to vote. The letters have been reported in 23 counties so far and Department of State spokesman Chris Cate said it looks like an attempt to intimidate voters. Republican Gov. Rick Scott, who pushed for the purge of noncitizens in the state, said Florida has “zero tolerance” for voter intimidation. “Anytime anybody’s trying to prevent somebody from voting that’s a serious issue,” Scott said. “We’ll get to the bottom of it. We’ll turn over any violations of law to law enforcement. I expect law enforcement to prosecute those individuals.” Florida’s Cubans, about half of the Latino population in the state, typically vote Republican. New Cuban immigrants also can become legal residents and US citizens simply by getting to the country because of the so-called “wet foot, dry foot” policy. This is just ridiculous! People want to keep “certain” demographics from voting this election year, only because they realize how powerful our voice is. How to report fake letters : Escambia County: Any voter who receives such a letter in Escambia County should retain the envelope and all contents, and call the Escambia County Supervisor of Elections office at 595-3900 to report it. Santa Rosa County: If anyone in Santa Rosa receives such a letter, call the Santa Rosa County Supervisor of Elections office at 983-1900.

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Florida Fawkery: Black And Hispanic Sunshine State Residents Receive Fake Papers Telling Them They Can’t Vote