The 44th President of the United States, Barack Obama, turns 52 today. He’s probably feeling like he’s 52 going on 73 at this point in his career. Between still-modest economic growth, widespread global instability, myriad administration scandals and polarization in D.C., there’s a lot on his plate. Whichever side of the political spectrum you’re on, you have to admit, the man’s got a tough job. At the very least, Obama could use some birthday wishes! Just hang in there, Mr. President. Enjoy your Sunday with the family. In honor of today, here are some Barack and Michelle Obama pics :
Aaron Hernandez wanted to thank the person who recently created a Facebook fan page in his honor, even if can’t get on the Internet to check it LOL. The jailed former NFL star apparently wrote a second letter to a fan from solitary confinement, this time lamenting that he can’t get on the web in there. He wrote to a fan who started an Aaron Hernandez support page, “Thanks for the site and sry [sic] I can’t check site [sic] there is no internet in jail lol.” First-ever use of “LOL” in a hand-written letter? Quite possibly. In the first Aaron Hernandez letter back to a fan who wrote him in a show of support, the murder suspect declared he is not guilty and will play again. Guy has time on his hands, though he is convinced it is just a phase and that he will prove “haters” and “talkers” wrong and be cleared of all charges. In both letters, he has subtly played the victim, saying there is a reason God is putting him through this, and that everything happens for a reason. Police, meanwhile, are searching all of creation for the literal smoking gun in the death of Odin Lloyd that would ensure he never sees the light of day. Oh, and Hernandez has been warned by prison officials to be careful what he writes in these letters because TMZ keeps publishing them . Obviously.
Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez make up the puppets who have been chosen amongst all the other puppets out there to brainwash the youth through their music. So it is only natural that they are friends, or at least spend some time together, because they are both in the same boat, probably leaving some Disney executive meeting about how they are colonizing Mars behind our backs, and to keep up the dancing and dating scandals to distract us from the insane laws they keep passing under our noses, so that real journalism never sees the light of day, and that the rich can keep getting richer… That or they are just milking a lesbian fantasy for you perverts who have very specific sexual needs that involve young starlets with hugely successful, lots of radio play, horrible songs…. Or maybe, it has to do with Selena Gomez’s 21st birthday…OMG…who gives a fuck… I’d say more labia, but I like the titty show…everybody put your elbows in the air…
There must be a super ‘Pac stan out there who’s just been waiting for this day… According to TMZ , the person who randomly came across an adult film starring Tupac developed a conscience. Tupac Shakur’s 1991 sex tape is officially off the market — TMZ has learned, the XXX footage has been sold to a private collector. Sources connected to the deal tells us, the former tape owner decided not to sell to a big company out of principle — claiming the corporate porn fat cats were “parasites.” No word on what it sold for … but as we previously reported, bids for the background music alone — an original, unreleased Tupac track — had reached $1,000,000. Maybe next time, folks … though we wouldn’t hold our breath — a rep for the Tupac estate tells us, it plans to block any future sale of the tape … and make sure the tape never sees the light of day. Ooooh… So Ms. Afeni finally ponied up the blackmail money, huh?
‘I don’t know if it will actually happen during this period,’ 50 says of plans to work with Kanye. By Rob Markman, with reporting by Matt Elias 50 Cent Photo: MTV News Will he or won’t he? After taking to Twitter to say he will not release another album, 50 Cent has many wondering about the fate of his upcoming, untitled fifth LP. One thing is for sure, if 50’s album is ever released , Kanye West probably won’t be a part of it. “Yeah we talked about it, both of us; and Kanye went on the radio and talked about us collaborating soon,” 50 told MTV News on Tuesday while on the set of Hot Rod’s “Hot Girl” video. “I don’t know if it will actually happen during this period, because of how much they got going on with Watch the Throne, with him and Jay doing that. I don’t know.” In 2007, ‘Ye and the G-Unit boss squared off in a famous sales battle between West’s Graduation and 50’s Curtis (if you don’t recall, Kanye won). While the competition was hyped up at the time, it doesn’t seem to be an issue anymore, and 50 is still open to the idea of working with the rapper/producer. But even without that collaboration, 50 said he has amassed quite a few songs already. “I have a lot of good ideas for it, and I just put ’em on the side and said, ‘We’ll see what happens,’ and I kept doing other things,” he said. “I have too many records right now. I recorded to the point that I have 40 songs for a CD that will have 13, maybe 14 cuts.” That is if the CD ever sees the light of day. On Wednesday morning, 50 tweeted: “Man I’m not releasing a album. I can’t believe Interscope is this f—ed up right now. I apologize to my fans.” Shortly after, Fif also threatened to leak Dr. Dre’s new single “Psycho” in retaliation for the foul treatment he felt he has received from the label. He later recanted. “I wouldn’t leak dre’s record he has done nothing but help me in my career,” 50 tweeted. “Jimmy [Iovine] has always been supportive of me.” Are you excited about the potential of a 50 Cent and Kanye West track? Tell us in the comments! Related Artists Kanye West 50 Cent
Filed under: Celebrity Justice , TMZ Sports Erin Andrews’ Peeping Tom won’t be sentenced until February — but if she had her way, Michael David Barrett would “never sees the light of day” for that scumbag move he pulled with a spy cam. Andrews made the plea yesterday in court — and drove the …
