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Hannah Holman in a Funny Marc Jacobs Campaign of the Day

I don’t know if Marc Jacobs was the creative mind behind this campaign, but I do know that it was likely a gay guy, because every gay guy I knows thinks vaginas are fucking disgusting…..maybe it is based on the one straight experience they had before they took the dick in the ass plunge was a vile one that tasted and smelled worse than a dead hooker rotting in the some seedy hotel she overdosed in….or maybe it’s just cuz vaginas can be a scary fucking thing, wet and filled with bacteria, yeast and stale semen from the men they let cum inside them…and unfortunately I can’t really relate, cuz no pussy smells or tastes too bad for me, I am fascinated by each lip and wrinkle I come across, like I’m James Cameron on some underwater sea exploration, looking for never before seen jellyfish or some shit…but I do like a good use my perfume you dirty slut cuz it’ll make your stinky digusting barnyard horse shit smelling cunt smell like Daisy Eau So Fresh…. Pretty fucking clever….

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Hannah Holman in a Funny Marc Jacobs Campaign of the Day

Venus Williams Wet Crotch Picture of the Day

Nothing says sexy like a pussy so sweaty that it makes the bitch look like she pissed herself….Not that Venus Williams is really that hot in any setting other than her family functions….because compared to her sister, the old man down the street from me when he’s clean shaven looks like an 18 year old virgin in a school girl outfit with no panties or bra on….if you know what I mean….and if you don’t…then either do I….I am too distracted by what the chemical composition of the liquid that made her shorts look like this is….is it piss….is is vagina juice…is it just sweat and is that sweat from her asshole…is it a serious runny years infection….did she let an elephant cum insider her and now it’s dripping out…it’s a fucking science experiment I can’t get enough of because I’m weird and love everything wet about vaginas…from pee, to stained close, to STDs….they all drive me nutty….so if I keep looking at this Venus Williams shit…this picture may just end up getting anally raped….

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Venus Williams Wet Crotch Picture of the Day