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Elsa Hosk is Hot of the Day

Posted on January 4, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elsa Hosk is living the California dream with her hot – near 30 – but still hot because she was a Swedish Athlete for the early part of her life and those Swedes eat really healthy, at least based on my Swedish restaurant experience, that took place at Ikea for Breakfast once. I was there buying a mattress because the wife shat the bed and pissed herself a few too many times that I couldn’t sleep through the smells…but alas the price was too expensive and I was forced to suck it up and lay in the filth…but I got some 3 dollar bacon and eggs and it was wonderful… I guess what I am saying is that the Swedish design on this model of Victoria’s Secret is as good as a volvo, but with more vulva, half naked…rockin. If you are a celeb or rich person, this is the sex worker you should try to buy… Here she is slutty for Victorias Secret TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Elsa Hosk is Hot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sara Sampaio’s Skinny Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on November 18, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sara Sampaio is getting bad press for being too skinny…even though she’s a model and is supposed to be skinny….maybe it is part of her marketing campaign to get the press talking about how great she is for being skinny…or maybe the fat feminist lesbians are legitimately disgusted by her and her fast metabolism because she chooses not to get fat like them…but more importantly…she gets paid for not being fat like them…and then she ends up in campaigns that tell girls it is ok to be skinny…in fact…it is probably healthy to be skinny…and you don’t need to be anorexic to be skinny…you can work out and eat well…but I guess McDonalds wants none of that… Well, Victoria’s Secret does, because she was on set shooting PINK…and I think she looks awesome, but then again, I don’t think models should be fat, I don’t think any girls should be fat, and her skinny little body has a perfectly round ass I’d like to try to suffocate on before using her as a toothpick…skinny bitch I want more of this… Protection is the key! ?????? @rachelhilbert @makky15 @sash19 @vspink Une photo publiée par Sara Sampaio (@sarasampaio) le Nov. 11, 2014 at 5:03 PST Here’s a little Dance Video… DANNNCE OFFF!!!!! @sarasampaio @sash19 Une vidéo publiée par Rachel Hilbert (@rachelhilbert) le Nov. 11, 2014 at 8:48 PST TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Top 10 Kim Kardashian Dressed Like a Lubed Up Prolapsed Anus the Day

Posted on November 18, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like seeing oversized pornstars in fetish gear that is easy to wipe off as much as the next guy…I mean seeing her middle aged stretch mark mom titties that are probably, most definitely fake, as is the rest of her…are so exciting…when busting out of something far too tight for her…and far too weirdly colored for people to think she looks anything but a shit filled intestine prolapsed out of her overused asshole…and here are some of the pics… #459176068 / gettyimages.com #459169394 / gettyimages.com #459175592 / gettyimages.com #459169848 / gettyimages.com #459176294 / gettyimages.com SEE MORE OF THE PICS HERE

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Lady Gaga VS Nina Agdal at Bike Riding of the Day

Posted on November 18, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

An interesting contrast happened on the paparazzi boards…Lady Gaga was on a bike in a bikini top wherever the fuck she is in the world…and so was Sports Illustrated model Nina Agdal… I figured it was a great opportunity to compare what a downsy-looking overrated by hot bodied model looked like versus some overrated dumpy popstar no one really cares about anymore… I figure there is no winner, they are both winners and we are the losers, but by the looks of Lady Gaga’s pants, I think she pissed herself knowing Agdal’s got more sex appeal… I’d have you vote now, but I don’t care about your opinion… I will link you to more pics of NINA and GAGA …because that’s what I do…

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Solange Knowles Nasty Bikini of the Day

Posted on September 8, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Me and Solange go way back. She was one of the only people using twitter back when it first started, you know because living in Beyonce’s shadow her whole life gave her a deep rooted need to be heard, anywhere she could be heard, and the twitter was apparently that answer because unwanted pregnancy and a shitty music career didn’t do shit for her. She blocked me within the first week, along with Ashton Kutcher and pretty much every other celeb on twitter because I’m just that good at twitter and that’s why you should follow me on twitter … because lets face it…the smut I write is substantially better than the smut that is in Solagne’s bikini bottoms in these pics….it looks like she pissed herself…I hear that’s what dogs do when they get excited….so it makes sense…but I took her for more of a fucking bottom feeding pig…in what may be the biggest fucking bottoms I’ve ever seen on a bitch…cuz I guess she’s got someting to hide…something I call sloppiness…

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Venus Williams Wet Crotch Picture of the Day

Posted on January 13, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nothing says sexy like a pussy so sweaty that it makes the bitch look like she pissed herself….Not that Venus Williams is really that hot in any setting other than her family functions….because compared to her sister, the old man down the street from me when he’s clean shaven looks like an 18 year old virgin in a school girl outfit with no panties or bra on….if you know what I mean….and if you don’t…then either do I….I am too distracted by what the chemical composition of the liquid that made her shorts look like this is….is it piss….is is vagina juice…is it just sweat and is that sweat from her asshole…is it a serious runny years infection….did she let an elephant cum insider her and now it’s dripping out…it’s a fucking science experiment I can’t get enough of because I’m weird and love everything wet about vaginas…from pee, to stained close, to STDs….they all drive me nutty….so if I keep looking at this Venus Williams shit…this picture may just end up getting anally raped….