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Shelby Keeton in her Bikini for Marie Claire of the Day

Shelby Keeton is a babe. Which I guess would explain why she’s a model. I’m surprised I’ve never heard of her, because if I had, I would have taken advantage of her low level of fame and booked her to shoot nudes in my basement at a discount rate, but now that she’s in some major publication, she’s probably more expensive than “Free cocaine”…making her one of the many who have got away. Lost opportunity that I should spend more time preventing by stalking the “New Faces” section of the modelling agencies…. I don’t know where she’s from, but I’m gonna assume heaven.

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Shelby Keeton in her Bikini for Marie Claire of the Day

Emma Roberts Needs A Hand Bra

I like Emma Roberts , I think she’s cute and I think the two of us should spend some time getting to know each other over some ice cream sandwiches and maybe a rousing game of Boggle , but until then I’ll take these pictures of her hanging out in her bra for some movie or something. I don’t know what else to tell you, obviously I want to squeeze them, who wouldn’t? Not even squeeze them, maybe just cup them for an hour or two. The Tuna’s new hand bra collection available now.