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Alice Goodwin Topless for Zoo of the Day

Alice Goodwin is a Glamour model who is so fucking important that she’s got her own wikipedia page…a wikipedia page that reads like a short novel of accomplishments…you know one her uneducated ass could probably understand if it was in front of her…and she could see past her tits…a problem all girls should have when it comes to reading…or really doing anything…”Sorry sir, by tits are in the way, I can’t do my homework, but I can show you my dance moves”…..cuz ultimately, she’s accomplished nothing but nude pics in a bunch of UK magazines….which I guess is more than I can say for myself…and not to mention taking your shirt off is the easiest kind of work…I do it for free at least once a month on shower day and I’ll tell you if I was offered 100 dollars an hour to do it…I would…so I guess in a lot of ways…me and this Alice Goodwin are the fucking same…..

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Alice Goodwin Topless for Zoo of the Day

Jeisa Chiminazzo Hot for La Perla Lingerie of the Day

Jeisa Chiminazzo is some major model who started prostituting herself for fashion when she was 13….because something all these Flordia Sex Offenders haven’t learned is that if you tell a girl you’re recruiting her as a model…instead of just taking pics of her showering..you won’t get arrested…in some double standard shit…when both are equally creepy as fuck… Either way, she’s not 13 anymore….she’s from Brazil, she’s 27, she’s been in SI, she’s walked for Victoria’s Secret…and now she’s the tits and ass for La Perla….a lingerie company that’s a little sexier than it’s evil corporate counterpart…or at least sexier in their catalog shots…and she’s perfect… I would totally sing her love songs outside her bedroom window to make her know I care…if I knew where her bedroom window was…but more importantly…if I wasn’t lazy as fuck….no girl is good enough to get me off this here couch….Here are the pics…

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Jeisa Chiminazzo Hot for La Perla Lingerie of the Day

Heidi and Spencer Pratt are Fucking Asshole of the Day

I hate this type of person more than you fucking know. I find it insulting that they are famous enough to have the paparazzi follow them.

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Heidi and Spencer Pratt are Fucking Asshole of the Day

Lindsay Lohan’s My Kind of Girl of the Day

Girls who go out of the house lookin’ like shit, with their hair all crazy and covering their face are girls who don’t mind getting dirty in the bedroom and I’m not talking about STD dirty or smelly pussy dirty, although that is likely, I am talking about the kind of girl who lets you fuck her ass while she’s on her period then begs you to shove your shit covered dick down her throat while she fingers her period pussy and smears the shit all over your wall, only to take a load on her face and not bother showering before leaving…I mean that’s what I imagine she’s like when she’s not all caught up in this lesbian pussy grinding bullshit….and imagining is enough for me because I am kinda scared of the real thing.

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Lindsay Lohan’s My Kind of Girl of the Day