Jessica Simpson shook her fat tits for a social media post…because she’s discovered BOOMERANG and it probably entertains what you’d assume was her small mind, if you’re from the era of her reality TV show, or really any public interview, that I’ll assume is just a front to relate to the trash who are into her and who buy her stupid clothing and who made her a billionaire through K-Mart fashions…because it makes her relatable, like one of them, when really she’s some money grubbing celebrity….with big tits, tits she realized long ago allows her some leeway in her prone to fatness size, because they make for a good contrast, offset the gut that Weight Watchers paid her a million dollars to lose when she was a fucking blimp….giving her a second shot at life and mom hotness…and all it took was money and cash because this girl who plays a retard is either a retard with a good team…or calculating…and I can’t figure it out because I am hypnotized by tits… TO SEE PICS OF HER IN A WEIRD HOOKER OUTFIT THAT SHOWCASES HER GUNT CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson Titty Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Tyga went on The Breakfast Club Thursday morning and talked everything from his music career, to money trouble, to his breakup with Kylie Jenner. He even talked about how he warned Rob Kardashian about getting into a relationship with Blac Chyna. “I told him what the play was,” Tyga said. “I just was like, ‘Bro […]
Orenthal James “O. J.” Simpson has been granted parole and will be released from prison. “O. J.” Simpson, nicknamed The Juice, who has been behind bars for armed robbery for the past 8 years was acquitted 13 years ago for the murder of Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson. On December 5, 2008, the hall […]
Reports surfaced yesterday claiming that former NFL legend OJ Simpson was caught masturbating in his cell at Lovelock Correctional Center in Nevada by a female guard. The DailyMail.com claim states that this type of behavior is, “strictly verboten in federal prisons in the U.S.,” according to a prison source. Follow Us on Twitter: However, in […]
There’s a new wax figure of Beyonce at the flagship Madame Tussauds location in New York City. At least we think it's Beyonce. We've been told it's Beyonce. As you're about to discover, however, it looks nothing at all like Beyonce. The Internet has reacted on shock and horror to this supposed manifestation of its favorite singer, with many members of the passionate Beyhive speaking out in hilarious defiance. Check out the best reaction (and see the Beyonce wax figure!) below… 1. This is FIERCE! It’s something alright… but we’re pretty sure that something is not a solid represenation of Beyonce Knowles. 2. We’re Starting Strong Tomi Lehrens with a busted face??? Amazing. 3. Lindsay Lohan Does Not Deserve Her Own Wax Fi… … what?!? This isn’t Lindsay Lohan?!? 4. This Could Be Jessica. Or Maybe It’s Britney. But we know one thing for sure: It… is… not… Beyonce. 5. This is More Than a Theory It’s clearly a fact. 6. This is the Beyonce Wax Figure in Las Vegas Seriously, has no one at Madame Tussauds ever seen a photo of Beyonce?!? View Slideshow
O.J. Simpson beat murder charges in part because of attorney Johnnie Cochran’s famous argument, “If the glove don’t fit, you must acquit.” So it’s somewhat ironic that the same hands that helped the Juice become the first NFL running back to rush for 2,000 yards in a single season might now keep him behind bars. And it’s all because of Simpson’s legendary ball control. Several media outlets reported today that Simpson, who may be eligible for parole as early as this week, might have run afoul of prison officials by being caught masturbating in his cell. Doing so would’ve put Simpson in violation of Lovelock Correctional Center rules, thus jeopardizing his parole. Fortunately for O.J., it now looks as though the story was nothing but a pump fake. TMZ is reporting that the story is erroneous , and Simpson was not caught deflating his balls like a Patriots equipment manager. We’re not surprised. After all, as a result of his famous murder trial, Simpson is probably much more careful about where he spills his DNA these days. Of course, we certainly wouldn’t blame the guy if he had been caught brewing up a batch of homemade Stickum. A decade behind bars is a less-than ideal situation for a running back. It means the former Buffalo Bills standout hasn’t been able to find a hole in ten years. He may have had a cellmate or two willing to “play center” over the years, but modern prisons do a pretty thorough job of limiting sexual contact between prisoners. What’s important now is that the 70-year-old Heisman Trophy winner saves his seed as his release date approaches. KUWTK has been slumping in the ratings, and we’re sure Kris Jenner would love nothing more than to have Simpson father another Kardashian . Sure, O.J. and Kris are both a bit past prime baby-making years, but imagine the headlines! Besides, Simpson beat murder charges despite DNA evidence, motive, a history of violence, and the lack of a convincing alibi. If that’s not proof he can do anything, we don’t what is. View Slideshow: O.J. Simpson Trial Stars: Where Are They Now?
Note to Jessica Simpson: You’re right. We’re on your side. But take a chill pill, will ya? On multiple occasions over the past years or so, the singer ( Second Note: Can we still refer to that as Simpson’s job? Discuss! ) has been the victim of some pretty intense mommy-shaming. Multiple Internet users with way too much time on their hands have called Simpson out for what they deemed to be inappropriate photos of her daughter, Maxwell. First, there was the time Simpson shared the following picture of little Maxwell and wrote as a caption to it: “My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like it’s better than yours…” That’s a lyric from a 2003 single by Kelis and the “milkshake” in question is a reference to oral sex. So, yeah. Simpson may have made a mistake then penning this caption. But then Simpson shared another photo of Maxwell and heard it from the online community for no reason at all. In early May, Jessica and husband Eric Johnson threw their daughter a mermaid-themed birthday party. Cute idea, right? The Little Mermaid is a classic Disney movie and children love these imaginary creatures. In celebration of the occasion, Simpson posted the image below on Instagram, simply passing along a family portrait from the gathering: But stupid haters didn’t see it that way. They blasted Simpson for daring to dress Maxwell in such a revealing outfit. No, really… they did! “Parents should never post pictures of their children, especially girls, in swimming attire or underwear,” wrote one critic, who believed she was being helpful by adding: “Perverted predators copy or screen shot the pictures and share them with each other.” Added another: “She’s 5. Put some clothes on her. good grief.” And another: “Kinda sad seeing a 5-year-old posing like that…” Look, if you get sad by seeing a five-year old dressed like a mermaid, well…you’re just a sad person in general. We’re not sure what else to tell you. In response to these idiots, Simpson went ahead this week and doubled down. She shared yet another supposedly “revealing” picture of her toddler, this time showcasing Maxwell riding a scooter while wearing a bikini. and writing as a caption “safety first.” And it’s true: Maxwell is wearing a helmet! Good for her! Good for Simpson and Johnson! Far too many parents out there don’t force their kids to take this precaution when riding a bike or a scooter. But Simpson also included a smiley face emoji with this picture, clearly winking at her followers because she knew she’d receive flak for Maxwell’s swimsuit. And we’re with her; people criticizing a child for wearing a two-piece need to get a life and shut the heck up. Still, we hope this is as far as Simpson goes. She’s made her point. She needs to be done with it now. Because Simpson isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer (see video below… now!) and we could almost see her taking this another step. So before you take a snapshot of your child’s bare butt to keep shoving it down the critics’ throats, Jessica, put the camera down, relax, take pride in your victory and prepare better for your next interview on Ellen. This was simply a trainwreck… Jessica Simpson Appears on Ellen, Makes Little to No Sense
Jessica Simpson still has fat tits.. Thank god because where would the chubby fat mom of a couple of kids pushing 40 be without her tits… Oh, right she’d be an ex popstar, turned billion dollar fashion brand owner, who makes tons of fucking money regardless of her tits…. She could just sit at home and get fatter and fatter – prepping to play the Gilber Grape mom who just died when hollywood ends up trying to do the remake of the original starring Leo as Johnny Depp and Zach Efron and Leo and I don’t remember that fucking movie, but you’re getting what I’m saying, we’re in a world where fat chicks matter, can have lives as fat chcks, and if her damn million dollar weight watchers contract wasn’t up she could be all she wants to be….in terms of size… I mean she’s rich, she’s got nothing to prove…but at least she’s got that fat chick mindset of use the tits to distract…to prove how basic men who like tits are….we’ll fall for all that shit…. TO SEE THE RESTOF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson’s Big Tits in a Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Victoria’s Secret is so fucking cheesy. The girls in Victoria’s Secret are so fucking cheesy. They are just some mall brand bullshit quality nonsense that the mainstream buy into – and really that everyone buys into – because it’s functional, affordable, and stylish, despite raping China cheap later – to save money they can put into this shit like their team of models…the cheesiest fucking models. Yes, they are hot, but fuck they are lame…they marry people like Adam Levine and shit…they go to all the parties and are famous and know they are hot…and people want to associate with them because they are famous and hot…and it’s this weird cycle of garbage..supporting garbage… I like my models edgier and more interesting, but I guess when you’re offered a million dollars to stand around – you take it…But at least they are half naked when they do it…and naked in other work they do to remain edgy, but they are still just promo models to me…really hot promo models. The post Victoria’s Secret Bralette Commercial of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jessica Simpson still has monster tits – tits I would like to decorate like easter eggs and hide around the house for me and the kids to milk and jerk off on….because Jessica Simpson despite being a big girl…is a big breasted girl…and rich…a blast from the past, still living, Easter Miracle or some shit… Easter….tits. TO SEE THE REST OF PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson Big Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
