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Hong Kong’s Blockbuster 3-D Smut Coming to America

The soft-core smash Sex and Zen 3-D: Extreme Ecstasy — a/k/a “the world’s first 3-D erotic film” that trumped even Avatar ‘s opening-day box-office record in Hong Kong — has an appointment with the States. U.S. distributor China Lion announced the acquisition today; the deal was brokered at this year’s Cannes market. “It is just like [being a] voyeur near someone’s bed,” said one producer, greasing the skids for the eventual theatrical landing. A release date is forthcoming, as are S&Z ‘s viewers, presumably. [ China Lion ]

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Break Out the Malt Liquor: Michael Bay’s Racist Transformers Are Still Alive!

Don’t it always seem to go that you don’t know what you got til it’s gone? So it was for Skids and Mudflap, the robotic urban caricatures from Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen that appalled us at first view in 2009, then slowly but surely became our go-to summer mascots. We poured one out a few weeks ago when Michael Bay said both Autobots had been exiled from Transformers 3 , then held onto a little sliver of hope when spy reports said the opposite. Now, Bay has issued his final word on the matter… and it’s good news!

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Break Out the Malt Liquor: Michael Bay’s Racist Transformers Are Still Alive!

A Brief History of the Racist Autobots Exiled from Transformers 3

My heart can’t take all this bad news today! First, Jeff Fahey attempted to drag me out of denial , forcing me to finally acknowledge that Lost’s Frank Lapidus was really, truly dead. (But we didn’t see a body, Jeff!) Now, Michael Bay has revealed that the racist, gold-toothed Autobots named Mudflaps and Skids will not be returning to Transformers 3 after their jaw-dropping introduction in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen . Though I have no doubt that Bay will replace them with something equally mind-boggling, I think we need to pay those two their due first.

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