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Sloppy Swish Video: SNL Channels Gangnam Style

SNL’s new Digital Short, “The Legend of Mokiki and the Sloppy Swish,” is a creature unto its own, but the absurd video and dancing are already inspiring parodies a la Gangnam Style. You could say the Sloppy Swish is literally contagious. Sloppy Swish This weekend, Saturday Night Live introduced viewers to Mokiki, a medical lab test patient turned dance machine who wanders through NYC performing his signature dance move. It’s not quite on par with Psy’s faux-horse-riding prance from “ Gangnam Style ,” but close. Clearly, SNL is striving for that kind of viral fame with this enjoyably bizarre short, which bears notable similarities to Psy’s record-shattering YouTube smash. Kenan Thompson rhythmically narrates, giving us the history of Mokiki and his powers. “It’s a really stupid dance created by a crazy person,” Thompson says to end the video. Indeed.

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Renee Olstead Cleavage for Twitter of the Day

Renee Olstead is a pudgy little thing who has been in the acting game for a while, even though she’s only 23….but still long enough to know that no one liked her when she was fat…so she sorted that shit out…and is now is looking good enough for cleavage pics for twitter…even though I PREFERRED HER SELF SHOT NUDES ……she leaked to get noticed….perverts everywhere did notice…cuz I see her name pop up all over the place…despite her average looks..and I guess she can thank her tits for that….and I guess the THE SECRET LIFE OF AN AMERICAN TEENAGER can thank her tits too…cuz they are probably why 90 percent of perverts tune into such a miserable fucking show…not that it is really that miserable…I am only saying that cuz THEY GAVE ME A SHOUT OUT ON IT …and that must make them pretty fucking low grade….:) Either way, here are her twitpics…not quite exciting…but a good excuse to plug her NUDES …cuz she’s good at taken pics of herself….

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Renee Olstead Cleavage for Twitter of the Day

Renee Olstead Cleavage for Twitter of the Day

Renee Olstead is a pudgy little thing who has been in the acting game for a while, even though she’s only 23….but still long enough to know that no one liked her when she was fat…so she sorted that shit out…and is now is looking good enough for cleavage pics for twitter…even though I PREFERRED HER SELF SHOT NUDES ……she leaked to get noticed….perverts everywhere did notice…cuz I see her name pop up all over the place…despite her average looks..and I guess she can thank her tits for that….and I guess the THE SECRET LIFE OF AN AMERICAN TEENAGER can thank her tits too…cuz they are probably why 90 percent of perverts tune into such a miserable fucking show…not that it is really that miserable…I am only saying that cuz THEY GAVE ME A SHOUT OUT ON IT …and that must make them pretty fucking low grade….:) Either way, here are her twitpics…not quite exciting…but a good excuse to plug her NUDES …cuz she’s good at taken pics of herself….

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Keke Lindgard is Amazing in Numero of the Day

Keke Lindgard is a Hawaiian model….who looks pretty fucking awesome in this shoot for Numero….possibly because she’s naked…but maybe cuz I like that she’s all beachy and by beachy I mean…willing to get naked for her modeling career cuz it beats serving SPAM to tourists or handing out Lei’s when the fat mainlanders get off the fucking plane….and that kind of work ethic needs to be celebrated by me masturbating to her…in public…like her very own cheer squad….but since I am in my last day in Central America…I am gonna go watch lesbian granola hippie lookin’ ratty ass bitches in their sloppy bikinis surf…cuz even the ugly ones are still in bikinis…and that works for me….

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Keke Lindgard is Amazing in Numero of the Day

Keke Lindgard is Amazing in Numero of the Day

Keke Lindgard is a Hawaiian model….who looks pretty fucking awesome in this shoot for Numero….possibly because she’s naked…but maybe cuz I like that she’s all beachy and by beachy I mean…willing to get naked for her modeling career cuz it beats serving SPAM to tourists or handing out Lei’s when the fat mainlanders get off the fucking plane….and that kind of work ethic needs to be celebrated by me masturbating to her…in public…like her very own cheer squad….but since I am in my last day in Central America…I am gonna go watch lesbian granola hippie lookin’ ratty ass bitches in their sloppy bikinis surf…cuz even the ugly ones are still in bikinis…and that works for me….

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Kate Upton for Skull Candy of the Day

Kate Upton is pretty fucking awful across the board and I am not saying that cuz I am gay, although everyone who comments will surely say “you’re gay”…I am saying that cuz she’s overrated, barely hot, definitely boring, but most importantly a fat chick in fucking training….she may be thin now, but give her some time to grow into her sloppy tits…her body is already struggling to not look awkwar…and her face…all muppet-like and irritating is just fucking shitty….but she’s been marketed to the everyday American man…who like fat tits on young girls….expecting them to end up tanks regardless…cuz that is the American way….and I guess the good news is that I also like fat tits on young girls…even if I know the outcome of her body….live in the now motherfuckers…. Here are some pics for her Skullcandy campaign…. TO SEE THE VIDEO OF SOME KATE UPTON BEING LAZY IN A SKULL CANDY CAMPAIGN FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kate Upton for Skull Candy of the Day

Kate Upton for Skull Candy of the Day

Kate Upton is pretty fucking awful across the board and I am not saying that cuz I am gay, although everyone who comments will surely say “you’re gay”…I am saying that cuz she’s overrated, barely hot, definitely boring, but most importantly a fat chick in fucking training….she may be thin now, but give her some time to grow into her sloppy tits…her body is already struggling to not look awkwar…and her face…all muppet-like and irritating is just fucking shitty….but she’s been marketed to the everyday American man…who like fat tits on young girls….expecting them to end up tanks regardless…cuz that is the American way….and I guess the good news is that I also like fat tits on young girls…even if I know the outcome of her body….live in the now motherfuckers…. Here are some pics for her Skullcandy campaign…. TO SEE THE VIDEO OF SOME KATE UPTON BEING LAZY IN A SKULL CANDY CAMPAIGN FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Rihanna’s Bikini Top for Twitter of the Day

People are dying and here I am making news out of Rihanna’s twitter pics, it is all pretty pathetic, but not really as pathetic as the fact that Rihanna feels the need to produce pictures for her fans, instead of being private about her shit, like the classy more civilized celebrities of the past, who hated tabloids and paparazzi, at least on the surface, instead of jumping in and contrbuting to the tabloids, but putting pics out themselves….I guess it is a different era, but it takes out the fun of it when you know the bitch in the pic wants you to see it. To See Her in See Through Dress GO

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Miley Cyrus is Skinny, Blonde and Amazing of the Day

Anyone who reads this site probably knows that all guys like fit girls, no matter how fat their wives may be, or how dumpy the girls they fuck or try to fuck are, that shit is just a product of circumstance, and if they won the lottery, they wouldn’t bother with the garbage chicks, but would instead focus on the fit…. The only reason we like young girls, is because their metabolisms are still functioning….and historically 14 year olds were considered sexually prime, even 150 years ago, meaning this whole 18 year old law is modern and dated and doesn’t take into account that girls are getting their periods at 8…. Not that I think banging 14 year olds is right, I am just saying we are programmed to like young girls at our genetic core, so that’s probably why we like these 18 year old, skinny girls, who could use a good set of fake tits, because they aren’t 30 and fat…. So let the 30 year old fat chicks hate on that….while I try to jerk off to this. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS GO

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Some Coco Ass for Twitter of the Day

COCO is pretty incredible in so many ways…. The simple fact that she does not have to do this, you know she does not have to strip or post her tits on the internet, or in public for any fucking reason at all, she is married to a dude who is worth a lot of money and who can give her all she needs…..yet she does it anyway….and if that isn’t hero status, I don’t know what is…. I guess it is one of those, once a stripper always a stripper cuz stripping is all she fucking knows situations….you know trying to take her out of the sex trade and give her the luxurious life normal girls are in the sex trade to get, but she just can’t let go… I guess she likes the attention….and I don’t mind giving it to her…even if I find her sloppy, fat and designed for a different demographic…she’s still an inspiration to girls everywhere and that’s what matters… Follow Coco’s Lead.

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Some Coco Ass for Twitter of the Day