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Toni Garrn is Hot for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Toni Garrn is a model who smells like Leonardo Dicaprio, but probably not his semen, because I’ve heard he’s gay, but maybe his feces, because feces happen when getting fucked up the ass with a strap on. It’s very possible that he isn’t gay. People are haters, not that being gay is a thing to be hated for. Who cares what he fucks, other than his millions of women fans who like to think they have a shot with him when masturbating to Romeo and Juliette or Titanic…a cord he would hate to lose by coming out… It is also possible that he really likes being surrounded by models, and that he’s not overcompensating. I just find it questionable, since the models he dates, all work for the same company and girls, especially models who are celebrated, generally don’t like sharing the same dude…unless it is a contractual obligation. Either way, she’s in Harper’s looking’ all long necked and ok for a German girl…because when I think of German girls…I think anal rape, but not because like it, but because Holga likes having her way with men at the sex club she normally gets paid to shit on people at…cuz she’s the one with the biggest appetite.

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Aubrey O’Day’s AMazing on Instagram of the Day

I hate to admit this, because I have spent at least 3 years hating on Aubrey O’Day for being a useless, fat, annoying pile of hip hop market shit that even the hip hop market doesn’t want. So she decided to hit the gym and move away from that, you know to forget the black rapper boyfriends that loved her dumpy white girl ass, and move onto some white dude all while trying to go pop… Making her sloppy disgusting body – almost amazing. I mean I don’t even know what I am looking at here, but I like it more than I should because it is Aubrey O’Day and this is against my everything.

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Genevieve Morton Titties be Peddling of the Day

Look a suntan lotion paid Genevieve Morton to post a picture of her sloppy body and huge tits that distract from her average at best Miss Piggy face…up on some low grade Kate Upton hustle, hoping that at 29, her career will turn around enough to land an old as fuck dude with a lot of money, so that she doesn’t need to exploit herself, or really humiliate herself like this… I mean could her cash grab be any more obvious…posing with product placement, not even trying to be subtle… You know the brand probably paid her 10,000 dollars for this…maybe even more…totally undeserving, backwards and a reminder that our world is a very confused place….proven in the fact that this Slave Owning South African…has any fans…all because a magazine featured her in a bikini a few times…which is world changing talent…in the event you didn’t know…

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Adrienne Bailon in a Bathing Suit for a Charity of the Day

I only make fun of celebrities…because I think everyday girls who don’t necessarily aspire to be famous…and even if they do aspire to be famous but aren’t famous…are ok…even if they are awkwardly shaped…it’s the ones who make millions off their shit that make me mad… That’s the general misconception the lesbians don’t understand about what I do…I tear apart bitches who have won the lottery…I don’t hit instagram and tell off everyday girls and make fun of their GUNTS, or their Sloppy tits, or their cellulite ass…because they aren’t marketed as being perfect celebrities or reaping the rewards… So despite this Adrienne Bailon having a wikipedia, she’s in her 30s, and pretty much probably makes less money than you for her “celebrity”…slotting her into a normal…at a charity…in a bathing suit…and we like charitable people helping the world…especially when it requires stripping down and getting wet… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kate Upton in a Bikini of the Day

Yesterday, I met a man who told me how beautiful he found Kate Upton. I was reminded that not everyone is a hater of fat chicks like me, and that they can take in a huge set of fat chick titties with open arms, because sometimes titties are so great, that you don’t need to to acknowledge the dumpy ass, the gunt, the weird wide hips, or the retard glaze in her eye…. But for some reason, a reason I call, this bitch is not in front of me offering to feed me with her sloppy tits, allowing me to take a step back and judge her on every inch of her body, when I look at her, all I see is a pile of fucking overrated shit, and even her massive tits, that would be fun to play with, don’t have the power to support themselves in a way that makes them look good…but I guess her bikini does…and that’s kinda her move…and that’s what she’s doing in these pics and ultimately, I’m still a dude, and totally down to stare at it..

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Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe: Eat at Your Own Risk!

Attendees at the San Diego County Fair spent the weekend flooding social media sites with photos of the Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe… and then dialing 911 to report their heart attacks, we’d have to imagine. The item – which seriously does exist – places Sloppy Joe meat between two halves of a Krispy Kreme Glazed donut . It is then wrapped in bacon and deep-fried and slid over a stick for easy eating. Other menu delicacies at the event included fried Kool-Aid balls and fried Klondike bars. We think we’re gonna be ill. Let’s all go ogle some Kate Upton photos to feel better.

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Juno Temple’s Nipples for Some Magazine of the Day

I’ve done a few Juno Temple posts , but I still don’t really know who she is. I just know she’s got a silly name, but more importantly, that She’s been naked in moves and has pretty rockin’ tits, tits she’s not scared to put out there because tits get her more work, more fans, and leaves the world a happier place. I mean she doesn’t even have to be talented, intelligent, just willing expose herself, that’s all it takes, in this tit obsessed world So her photoshoot with nipple, may not be all that inspiring, or shocking, but I like this think at least it happened, because she could have very easily put a bra on, even if that is out of character or who she is at her core and what she succeeds at.

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Katy Perry’s Pantyline of the Day

This is unfortunate. I mean sloppy Katy Perry in leggings to begin with is unfortunate, but seeing her spanx digging into her sloppy ass, makes it so much worse. I mean Katy Perry as a whole is unfortunate, with or without panty lines. My guess is she’s on her period, but maybe, she just wants to save the cellulite pouring out of her leggings for her upper thighs, while giving her ass an illusion of a smooth surface. I wonder if I’ve over analyzed this picture yet?

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Katy Perry’s Pantyline of the Day

Katy Perry’s Pantyline of the Day

This is unfortunate. I mean sloppy Katy Perry in leggings to begin with is unfortunate, but seeing her spanx digging into her sloppy ass, makes it so much worse. I mean Katy Perry as a whole is unfortunate, with or without panty lines. My guess is she’s on her period, but maybe, she just wants to save the cellulite pouring out of her leggings for her upper thighs, while giving her ass an illusion of a smooth surface. I wonder if I’ve over analyzed this picture yet?

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Jersey Shore Continues to Offend in a Bikini of the Day

Like a cockroach, or the AIDS virus, these Jersey Shore garbage humans refuse to fucking die, and continue to get their shitty bodies into bikinis, despite having no business being in bikinis, reminding me of everything wrong with bikinis, despite my general love for bikinis, which is just something I don’t like. I hate fat chicks who think they are hot cuz dudes fuck them at 3 am when wasted. I don’t care if you fuck 300 dudes bitch, you’re still a fucking pig that no one wants to see half naked. Especially not when sober. I mean look at this sloppy sack of shit. It’s the worst..but you probably like it, you know with the whole tits thing.

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