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Selena Gomez in a Sports Bra of the Day

Posted on March 6, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Selena Gomez was out in a Sports bra…showing off them tits she bought after Bieber must have dumped her and called her a flat chested hooker…or maybe that she decided to get because she wanted to balance out her LUPUS bloat from the meds…or maybe she just changed her birth control..or she is in a good push up bra but either way, she’s flaunting her tits…and whatever the reason or cause of those tits…doesn’t really matter…she’s doing Disney the way I like Disney done…you know so that I can jerk off to it from the privacy of my own home and not at the Theme park like Walt, where you risk getting arrested as a sex offender due to all the kids walking around…. All this to say, I like this look… The post Selena Gomez in a Sports Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Prius Driving Ninja of the Day

Posted on July 24, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I was with a friend the other day who drives a mini, he pulled in between a huge, I’m talking jacked up pick-up truck with an Axe on the roof rack, like he was some kind of backwoods fireman or some shit, and some expensive sports car like a Porsche and he turned to me and said “Which one of us do you think has the biggest dick”….and I laughed, because I knew a man who didn’t need to compensate with car but who is constantly fucking hot bitches, and who drives a mini doesn’t necessarily have the biggest dick, but he definitely comes across like he does….and same goes for this gangster in a Prius knockout, I mean you’d think anyone in a Pirus was a vegan lesbian trying to save the world, not a killer who’s fists are his weapon… Either way, it made me laugh.

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Alexa Vega’s Tits in a Bra for the Internet of the Day

Posted on July 24, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Spy Kids Alexa Vega is all grown up, which probably upsets some of you perverts who use Spy Kids as your masturbation material, I’m talking to you Robert Rodriguez. But doesn’t upset me, cuz she’s fucking built proper. Her child starring done did her right, and the fact that she’s wearing a bra as a shirt, like so many everyday girls, cuz I guess that’s the style, a style I endorse, because I’m old school and still find it hot and slutty. I just hope she goes Amanda Bynes Crazy cuz it increases my chances of having sex with her.

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Kate Upton is a Secret Internet Fatty of the Day

Posted on July 24, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve seen these pose so many times before, whether on Facebook or online dating, and it won’t trick me…partially because I’ve seen Kate Upton’s modeling work, and I know she’s got this dumpy pile of shit belly that doesn’t make any sense to me as to how or why she’s a model, even with her huge tits…but also because I know any girl who puts her hand on her belly, and shoots herself from the tits up…knows exactly what she’s doing and that’s saying “LOOK AT MY FUCKING TITS THEY ARE HUGE AND THUS I AM RELEVANT AND DESERVING OF ALL MY SUCCESS BECAUSE I HAVE MASTERED OPTICAL ILLUSIONS AND TRICKING BASIC DUDES WHO ONLY NEED TITS TO GET EXCITED ABOUT A BITCH”…. Sure, the whole thing would be more upsetting, if she didn’t have these stupid tits, I mean if she was just a flat chested fat model, I’d go into protest outside the SI offices, but like most basic dudes, I appreciate them, even if unlike basic dudes, I hate her for everything else. I’m angry like that. I seek justice for all. Not favoritism for fat girls with fat girl tits. What a fucking pig.

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Jersey Shore Continues to Offend in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on April 12, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Like a cockroach, or the AIDS virus, these Jersey Shore garbage humans refuse to fucking die, and continue to get their shitty bodies into bikinis, despite having no business being in bikinis, reminding me of everything wrong with bikinis, despite my general love for bikinis, which is just something I don’t like. I hate fat chicks who think they are hot cuz dudes fuck them at 3 am when wasted. I don’t care if you fuck 300 dudes bitch, you’re still a fucking pig that no one wants to see half naked. Especially not when sober. I mean look at this sloppy sack of shit. It’s the worst..but you probably like it, you know with the whole tits thing.

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Rihanna Hot For Instagram of the Day

Posted on April 12, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like Rihanna and not because she knows how to take a good beating. Despite what people think, at least based on my hate mail, I love women and don’t think they need to be beat up to be taught a lesson, there’s way better ways to do it, like fucking with their weak minds. In fact, I don’t actually hate women, I love them, unless they are fat, because that’s just a sign of laziness, and laziness is about as an attractive trait as taking massive shits because of their laziness. There’s something about this Rihanna that just works for me, and it may stem from her being a working girl at 14, or maybe just that she’s an exhibitionist who produces erotica…. Ultimately, who cares, here are her pics….

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Britany Nola Naked for Purple of the Day

Posted on April 12, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

She’s some hipster who shoots with some photographers I dig. She’s always been on that “erotica” from the 70s gig, because that’s what hipsters do, I remember her being more flat chested and toned, maybe she got on the pill, natures breast implants, who knows, but what I do know is that she’s not a natural blonde…. I’m glad she has bush….seriously…it’s a fetish, it’s erotic, I like it in my mouth and face and I like cumming in it…bush is the fucking future…and this hipster bitch brings it..

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Kate Hudson Photoshopped for Glamour of the Day

Posted on March 5, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Hudson is the devil woman…at least that’s what I assume at least one of the many dudes she has had sex with is thinking (Owen Wilson who tried to kill himself because of her)…..you know a typical entitled brat from Beverly Hills with Celebrity parents who were too busy being celebrities to give her a normal upbringing, forcing her flat chested, yet round ass into interesting places….like the bed of a 50 year old singer who knocked her up….when she was 20 or some shit…leading to more men, more babies, being a bloated coked up looking whore, to this…svelte and photoshopped for Glamour…. Clearly, I’m not a fan. To read the interview – God knows why you’d want to FOLLOW THIS LINK Here are the pics.

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Malin Akerman Lets It Hang Out

Posted on September 17, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t do many posts on Malin Akerman because I find that she resembles Conan O’Brien a little too much and that’s not very sexy. However, she showed up at the 2012 Creative Arts Emmy Awards in a dress that barely contained her little chesticles. I never knew a flat chested girl could pull off an outfit like that, but Malin did and it should be noted. Enjoy!

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Emma Watson at the BAFTA’s in a See Through Dress of the Day

Posted on February 13, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As someone who has never seen a Harry Potter movie, Emma Watson creeps me out…. I try to get the appeal for a pervert motherfucker to watch a girl grow up always excited about the day she turns 18….only for her to one day turn 18 and for your penis to fucking explode in excitment…cuz now your lusting for her feels ok…and she feels like like an old friend you’ve see go through puberty…. But the fact is she’s flat chested, looks like a dude, has dude hair and really watching some bitch grow into a twink of a boy who would be a higt in the gay scene doesn’t do it for me…. So even if these pics are actually see through and you can actually see nipples, something I can’t quite figure out on cuz I am too lazy to zoom in and explore on a chest that is just nipples….who really cares…cuz she is the kind of girl who could be changing in the men’s locker room and you’d just think she had a small dick buried in her bush… Proving yet again that you harry potter fans are just ultimate weirdos….especially those of you who are adults now… Get over it. To See the Rest of the Pics of Emma Watson in a See Through FOLLOW THIS LINK

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