I thought me and Kimberley Garner were close, considering we’ve been a Twitter couple for a while now. But this is how I had to find out that one of my favorite Twitter girlfriends has a new swimwear line? From these pictures of her at some “Polo in the Park” event in London? And to add insult to injury, she’s not even wearing any of the bikinis either, just holding them. Anyway, I’m not mad, just disappointed. I expected more from Kimberley… » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com
I thought me and Kimberley Garner were close, considering we’ve been a Twitter couple for a while now. But this is how I had to find out that one of my favorite Twitter girlfriends has a new swimwear line? From these pictures of her at some “Polo in the Park” event in London? And to add insult to injury, she’s not even wearing any of the bikinis either, just holding them. Anyway, I’m not mad, just disappointed. I expected more from Kimberley… » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com
I guess she didn’t see any of the propaganda videos on weed from the 60s. I guess she doesn’t realize it is the gateway drug or that it leads to schizophrenia… I remember a time when smoking weed was a scandal, even a career ender for celebrity and their kids, but now the people running the media, grew up smoking weed, probably still smoke weed and get it. Next step, legalized… I would expect more heroin snorting from Madonna’s bratty daughter. Weed is too g-rated for a rich kid. Boring. But nice bikini. Teen tits. Right.
It amazes I get flagged when I post half naked babes, in bras and more covered up on instagram, and that 300 year old Chelsea Handler, who despite being a “funny” girl people relate to, who has to be a “funny” girl because she’s sucked so much dick to get to this point in her career. Comedy is what happens when you don’t really have the looks, or sex appeal to warrant your slut to get ahead, but your vagina is enough to get the guys you need to fuck you to fuck you because guys are pigs and they will fuck anything, especially if it makes fun of itself and other people…making it almost entertaining…in it’s comedic sadness that would have possibly been better off killing itself off instead of actual talents… Because Chelsea Handler naked…is offensive, not safe for anywhere and official smut that breaches all terms and conditions… The good news is, I like anyone who gets naked anywhere…any time. Even Chelsea Handler… To celebrate Chelsea Hander, here is the trailer for Wetlands that is going viral because it is based on a story about a girl who cut her asshole shaving and became obsessed with eating her asshole infection… It is german and will make total sense…because this is what German is all about…I would have expected more shit…
Look a suntan lotion paid Genevieve Morton to post a picture of her sloppy body and huge tits that distract from her average at best Miss Piggy face…up on some low grade Kate Upton hustle, hoping that at 29, her career will turn around enough to land an old as fuck dude with a lot of money, so that she doesn’t need to exploit herself, or really humiliate herself like this… I mean could her cash grab be any more obvious…posing with product placement, not even trying to be subtle… You know the brand probably paid her 10,000 dollars for this…maybe even more…totally undeserving, backwards and a reminder that our world is a very confused place….proven in the fact that this Slave Owning South African…has any fans…all because a magazine featured her in a bikini a few times…which is world changing talent…in the event you didn’t know…
Shanina Shaik is in paparazzi pics in a bikini in Ibiza or St Tropez or wherever the fuck all the rich A-Listers getting away from their vacation of a life happen to be living the life of luxury….because where there are rich A-Listers, there are Victoria’s Secret signed models in tow…it’s all part of their purpose. So She was seen on Bieber’s yacht, because a fame whore will fame whore wherever the fame whoring needs to be done…and now she’s in some lingerie campaign that is boring, uneventful and that she’s not even all that hot in…but I guess she’s hot enough for Beiber…but then again, I know some real busted down ratchets also good enough for Beiber, so it’s not saying much… All this to say, Lingerie pics…suck.
Alice Cornish is some model from the UK. I’ve never heard of her, but she’s in some magazine showing her tits, which is pretty much the job description of model, now more than ever, because people like nudity and the world is one giant Playboy magazine, back when Playboy magazine didn’t feature low grade hookers with Playboy tattoos as their stars…you know when real girls you wanted to see naked got naked, only for you to say to yourself “not that great”…or “I expected more labia and less clit”…you know when all the hype leaves the room and it’s all kind of presented to you…it’s far less exciting. But this Alice Cornish girl is good…she looks like a real model with that long neck…which is more than I can say for any of these twats on instagram…
If you’re planning on killing yourself this weekend….this may help inspire you to go through with it…not that you should kill yourself, I mean even if you’re a fucking loser, fuck up, failure, criminal, pathetic like me, it’s more fun to ride it out and laugh at shit like this….because it is entertaining, disgusting, and helps remind you the world is doomed and there is comfort in that…. For a pornstar , I expected more fuck in this staged bullshit she’s using for attention because the world is starting to hate her, I’m sure it’ll come eventually….they got all kinds of obvious tricks up their sleeves… To See The Pics Follow This Link
“I feel like a loser [for not having kids]. I would definitely love to be a parent,” Kate Walsh, 43, tells More magazine, on newsstands Tuesday. “But I definitely don#39;t think I want to do it on my own.” She#39;s the star of a hit TV show, but that#39;s not enough to make Kate Walsh feel complete. The Private Practice star says she#39;s expected to be settled down and have kids by now. Walsh says she expected more of a balance between her Hollywood career and her personal life. “I thought I
Here’s everyone’s favorite attention whore Tila Tequila leaving rocker Dave Navarro’s apartment the other night in her blue Lamborghini . I’m shocked that a woman of her class and stature would be associated with a rock star and turn up at his apartment late at night. What a hussy, I expected more from this chick…. Actually that’s a lie, I expected a whole lot less from this maniac. Her boobs look good though.
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