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Katy Perry’s Tits do Sesame Street of the Day

Posted on September 20, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I fucking hate Katy Perry, but she brought her tits to Sesame Street where she chased Elmo around cuz even muppets are scared of her monster-lookin face…. She irritates me on all fucking levels, but I just wish the same laws about exposing penis to kids applied to showing off your tits to the kids of the world….so that her and her sloppy body and annoying face land in jail so she can stop irritating us with her bad music and stupid bullshit act….Her ruining the youth has got to be some kind of crime…. On a sad note, Russell Brand was arrested for defending her honor for beating an immigrant paparazzi who took pictures up her skirt….but that’s not the sad part, the sad part is that she didn’t die in the cross fire….

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Britney Spears Suit Alleges Sexual Harassment, Abuse

Posted on September 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Filed under: Britney Spears , Celebrity Justice TMZ has learned … a bodyguard who claims to have been sexually harassed by Britney Spears is filing a lawsuit today, claiming Britney repeatedly exposed herself to him and abused her children. According to the suit, a copy of which TMZ has obtained,… Read more

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Live — Snooki in Criminal Court

Posted on September 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Filed under: Snooki , Celebrity Justice TMZ is live inside and outside court in New Jersey, where Snooki is all set to face a judge over her sloppy Seaside Heights arrest on July 30. // As we previously reported, Snooki has already pled not guilty to several misdemeanor charges — including… Read more

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Kim Kardashian Almost Falls While Stuffing her Face of the Day

Posted on August 4, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve always said that Kim Kardashian is a fucking pig and I wasn’t even talking about her sex tape that she gets pissed on in. I was talking about her body and her level of physical fitness, cuz despite her bullshit workout DVD she released a few years ago, I never thought she was anything more than a slob who lay out eating junk food in her underwear all day, she’s just been lucky enough to get her fat to deposit itself in the right place without the sloppy cellulite dents that white people get, but that doesn’t mean she’s not fat… So here she is, really fucking into her ice cream, stuffing her vile face, so fucking into it that she’s falling all over the place, or maybe her heel is giving out, cuz they don’t make shoes to support that kind of weight…and here are the pics…of her unfortunately not falling and hurting her cunt self…..

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Michelle Trachtenberg Has her Period of the Day

Posted on June 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think there is a responsibility a girl has when she decides to be Hollywood. Sure Michelle Trachtenberg isn’t anything major. I think she’s got a low level role on Gossip Girl and may still be riding off her Buffy money, but she’s still on fucking TV, she still writes she’s an Actor when she applies for credit cards, and apparently she doesn’t take that duty too seriously. She is in the public eye. She needs to make dudes want to fuck her to get better paying gigs, instead she gives us this lazy, sloppy, pig of a person mess. That lack of drive or interest in turning us on has got to be the reasy why she’s got a pretty ghetto career….so here she is dressed like a slob fat chick on her period. Who knows, maybe that’s a niche fetish, and she’s catering to you…but I think she needs to go back the drawing board… Pics via Bauer

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Katy Perry’s Sloppy Ass in Shorts of the Day

Posted on May 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have been saying that Katy Perry is fucking sloppy. Her big tits stem from overeating. She uses her cleavage like all fat chicks do to distract from her gut. These pictures of her in shorts pretty much prove how disgusting a pig she is. That’s all I have to say about that cuz I fucking hate short fat legs, fat ankles, sloppy fat asses on a bitch…I usually just hope a Japanese whaling boat accidentally spears them. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Rachel Bilson Sloppy of the Day

Posted on May 14, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Whenever I see Rachel Bilson I feel like I am walking into a teenager’s funeral. One of those “what a waste, he was so young and had so much to live for, but he threw it all away by doing a stupid fucking stunt that any sober person would have realized would have ended like this”…. It’s like she had everything going for her, all the stars were alligned, she wrapped some bullshit show that got her into the mainstream, dudes were jerking off to her, she the right age to peak with this whole Celebrity Gossip Blog movement that helped the Paris, Nicole, Kim Kardashian, Lohan, Spears and Brittany Murphey’s of the world get even higher profile, where everyone would forget about Summer from the OC and meet Rachel Bilson the hot party girl who flashes we all want to fuck…..but instead she got brainwashed by the dude in Star Wars and now the public appearances she makes look like this….sloppy enough that no other boys will look at her…cuz Star Wars doesn’t like when guys look at her cuz he is scared she’ll like them back since he’s done nothing since Star Wars…. And the whole thing coulda worked out a lot better for her, but instead she chose a relationship that might as well have been a fucking suicide…… Pics via Fame

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Uma Thurman Old and Sloppy Tit of the Day

Posted on May 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I was never a fan of Uma Thurman. There was never anything hot about her, except maybe her big tits, but like all things attached to a woman, they age and end up sloppy as fuck….but I have a feeling that your comic book loving, virgin, tit loving cuz you weren’t breast fed and haven’t played with enough tits, seeing the real deal Uma Thurman is far more exhilerating than the Kill Bill action figure you’ve been stuffing into your ass the last Monday for the last three years, cuz Tuesday is for Rose McGowan, Wednesday Rosario Dawson, Thursday for Sarah Michelle Gellar and the rest of the week is for the other women you see in movies who your delusional ass thinks you are married to because you stapled her pics to your bed….. Pics via Fame

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Pixie Lott Almost Pantless of the Day

Posted on May 11, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t really know who Pixie Lott is, but I do know that she’s not stepping up and being competitive in terms of her performing. Everyone knows that girls on stage, even the fat ones like Lily Allen, the old ones like Madonna, the unattractive gender confused ones like Lady Gaga, the sloppy ones like Katy Perry, the old timers like X-Tina and Britney, the black ones with no talent like Rihanna and the black ones who people thought was born a man like Ciara all get on stage in leotards, so this Pixie Lott bullshit clearly doesn’t want to be famous, becasue she’s covering the fuck up as much as she can, while still rockin’ what needs to be rocked, like a bitch in a bikini who refused to remove the towel from around her waist, I feel ripped the fuck off. Pics via LFI

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Kim Kardashian: Spotted Snogging Cristiano Ronaldo!

Posted on April 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Reggie Bush may be moving on with Jessie James , but Kim Kardashian isn’t standing around and letting her large breasts go to waste. One of Great Britian’s leading tabloids reports that Kim was spotted this week with soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo – and the pair were snogging up a storm! “She and Ronaldo were kissing and very affectionate,” an onlooker told The Sun . “They looked to be getting on really well, laughing the whole time.” But the hook-up didn’t end there: witnesses claim Kim jumped into a chauffeur-driven Mercedes G-Wagon later in the night, followed Ronaldo (in his Audi) back to his place, and stayed for approximately four hours. She left the next day for the States, seemingly content with lapping up the sloppy seconds of her former BFF. If Ronaldo had planned on tapping the backsides of Kardashian and Paris Hilton, one might say he’s accomplished his GOOOOOAAAAAL! (One might also recommend a trip to the free clinic.)

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