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Shauna Sand Panty Flash at the Pumpkin Patch of the Day

The nice thing about Shauna Sand is that she doesn’t need a Halloween costume…since everyday is Halloween to her….She’s consistently bringing the slutty clown with skimpy tight clothes, a boytoy sidekick, stupid fake tits, and hilariously funny make-up….seriously, people need to get her work in horror whore movies. The other nice thing about Shauna Sand is that once you get her naked, her vagina is a little meaty monster with a meaty mind of its own…scary yet amazing….the shit gynecological students could use for some hands on experience in weird pussy… That said, can’t ever hate a bitch working the media with her gross vagina and stupid tits to get noticed…she brings sex tapes and any bitch willing to fuck on camera for money cuz they are too lazy or stupid for other options is a bitch for me…. I LOVED HER SEX TAPE FOR ITS ENTERTAINMENT VALUE AND SHOCKING GENITALS , and I’m disappointed she strapped that pussy up in panties for this publicity stunt, but my fascination with her vagina makes it impossible for me to not want to slip that shit to the side, like a little kid with a forget and an outlet…if you know what I mean… Here are the pics staged for the paparazzi…all amazing….mainly cuz I know she’s a mom of girls…meaning this legacy will live on for generations to come….as I cum….knotty.

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Shauna Sand Panty Flash at the Pumpkin Patch of the Day

Miss Tahiti Tits in Slow Motion of the Day

I don’t know when this was shot, all I know is that it is Miss Tahiti shot at 1000 frames per second in some art fag, film making jargon, I can get behind, because there’s a topless ethnic bitch in slow motion and tiny bikini bottoms in it…..making me realize if school was taught but busty, implanted, topless bitches, I’d probably be a doctor or a PHD professor just to get in closer with the hot pussy educating me…. The highlight of this video….is the water drippiong on the tit…

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Miss Tahiti Tits in Slow Motion of the Day

Skin Motion: Jessica Alba in Sin City

Get ready to work your pole as the skincomparable Jessica Alba works the pole as a leather-clad stripper in Sin City (2005). Her gyrations are all the more mam-orable as she’s slowed down to an even more enjoyable pace.

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Skin Motion: Jessica Alba in Sin City

The 10 Best Screenshots from Justin Bieber’s Shooting Death on CSI

For once, if you see on Twitter that Justin Bieber has “died,” it isn’t totally false. On Thursday night, the politically savvy teen star finished his arc as a teen bomber on CSI by getting brutally gunned down by a group of police officers after pulling a gun on them. Allow me to express your feelings about that ridiculous sentence in the form of an exclamation point cluster: !!!! If you were too busy watching The Office and Parks and Recreation to see this happen live, however, fear not: Ahead you can watch the Biebs get offed in slow motion, then click through Movieline’s slideshow of screenshots.

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Lindsey Vonn’s Sexy Basic Instincts

Here’s olympic hottie Lindsey Vonn looking pretty damn sexy on the cover of ESPN Magazine as Sharon Stone from Basic Instinct . I like it. As a teenager I remember pausing the VCR and watching this scene with my friends over and over again in slow motion until we got board and decided to play Duck Hunt instead. Good times. It’s funny, after watching it so many times, I never did get a very good look at Duck Hunt . Ha!      

Audrina Patridge Dancing With The Boobs

Here’s Audrina Patridge leaving another fake boobie filled rehearsal for the new season of Dancing With The Stars . I’m still not sure if I’m going to watch this crap, I don’t think I can sit through it, I want to see her ‘talents’ bouncing around the stage in sexy outfits, but I don’t want to have to watch or listen to anything that has to do with Dancing With The Stars . It’s quite a dilemma. Can I program my Tivo to record her with the sound off in slow motion? I need a nerd.

Kelly Brook’s Incredible Bikini Pictures

If you thought yesterday’s Kelly Brook bikini pictures were pretty hot, you’re going to love these ones even more. Here she is hanging out on the beach again, posing nicely for me with her back arched and her boobs pressed together. Absolutely awesome. I especially like the one of her picking her bikini bottoms out of her cute ass. I could watch that all day…. In slow motion of course.

Jessica Biel Is Almost Too Hot

I wasn’t planning on going to see the A-Team movie because I didn’t want it to ruin my fond memories of the TV show, but after seeing these pictures of Jessica Biel’s awesome body I may reconsider. I always knew she was hot, but this is almost too much for me. I think I’m going to wait for the DVD to come out so that I can watch Jessica in high definition and in slow motion with the lights off and maybe some scented candles. I can’t wait. That ass is delicious.

Heidi Montag Thinks She’s A Badass

Here’s Heidi Montag and her douche husband proving yet again just how much of a couple rednecks they are by playing with some assault rifles. So annoying. I don’t mean it’s annoying that they’re playing with guns, I mean it’s annoying as hell that she’s covering up her new fake boobies . I can’t see anything. A slow motion video of Heidi firing a powerful weapon in her bikini might be a nice way to make it up to me. Maybe covered in baby oil too. Hot.

Pink Terror

Breaking bottles with a crowbar, smashing watermelons with a bat, and other various acts of destruction in slow motion, with commentary by Stephen Hawking. Surreal and WTF give each other a warm hug. View