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Thandie Newton’s Tits for Rogue of the Day

So Thandie Newton, relatively uninteresting Bond girl from many years ago, is on some DirecTV original series called Rogue, that I can only assume is about a Nissan. The good news is that in TV being competitive with the internet, they’ve figure out that nudity is what the undersexed public want to see, meaning every fucking show put out on cable has some nudity. It won’t be long until movies will be REAL Sex, and real sex, I guess would make it porn. It is the future. Who cares. You don’t need to see the show, cuz here’s the clip. So dramatic…..someone get her an Emmy….that Thandie Newton, Softcore Porn slut. I’m glad her career has come to this. I’m just glad this is considered career advancement. There was a time the nude roles were frowned upon, which brings us to today’s lesson: Perverts always win.

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Jourdan Dunn Hot Ass for Vogue Spain of the Day

Jourdan Dunn is a black british model who I guess is the new Naomi Campbell ….a comparison I am sure she’s never had before…one she’s probably not annoyed of…one that is probably so played out that she’d prefer to be compared to a one of the slaves George Washington knocked up….or Oprah had she not been molested and turend to emotional eating….cuz at least it isn’t being called the next Naomi Campbell…you racists…they don’t all look the same. None of that is the point of this post…the point of this post is that she’s showing off her awesome ass and titties for fashion…cuz fashion is actually code of softcore porn… She makes me wish black girls liked me…but I guess I fail whenever I bring up Oprah, Slavery, tap dancing, watermelon….or all other ignorant shit….when in reality she’s probably more white than me…

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Lenka Varvarova Titties for Fashion of the Day

If you put stupid shit on a bitches head, it turns from shooting topless pics, like cheap softcore porn, making the girl feel like some low level useless slut….. and becmes art….cuz girls love attention, love being on camera, love being selected from their group of friends to be the girl getting naked, but they’ll only do it if they feel it is tasteful, and not something that makes them look like sluts….even though ultimately, the result is the fucking same and we all see your tits…. But don’t let that discourage you, tricking more girls into getting involved and half naked is a good thing….it helps my world go round. It recruits the girls on the fence to show their tits…and I love looking at tits. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Femme Fatales In Their Bikinis

I’m not up to date on my Cinemax TV shows, to be honest I didn’t know they had anything other than late night softcore porn on that thing, but apparently all these bikini babes are on something called Femmes Fatales . Now that I think of it, Femmes Fatales sounds like it could be softcore porn after all so I don’t know what the hell is going on. All I see are a bunch of chicks hanging out together in their bikinis and that’s good enough for me. Enjoy.

Constance Jablonski Fetish Pics for Fashion of the Day

Her name is Constance Jablonski and she is a model…who is doing some fetish/latex/BDSM inspired photoshoot for high fashion…because fashion is softcore porn…that is disguised as art…and that is some genius shit that I wish I thought of…because it gets girls naked who otherwise wouldn’t be naked….not that she’s naked…but she probably will be soon…cuz that just comes with modeling….they sacrifice their body for the high concept you can jerk off to….Works for me…

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Sarah Underwood Does Wonder Woman of the Day

Playboy Playmate of the year back in 2006 shitty fake titty Sarah Underwood has apparently replaced Olivia Munn on Attack of the Show, cuz Olivia Munn has taken her talentless ass onto bigger and better things cuz her nerd hustle worked, cuz nerds are loyal and oblivious to the fact they are being used, so long as the pussy is talking to them…easy formula to get fame and fortune….one I guess Sarah Underwood is trying to re-create cuz after Playboy success she was left all alone, with only the option of becoming a stripper available to her, so she got shitty fake tits, but before making the plunge is instead doing some Wonder Woman bullshit to keep the viewers happy and aroused…cuz bitches in Wonder Woman costumes are porn to them, especailly when they are on girls who were essentially softcore porn stars….even if they are trying to go re-invent themselves…and who cares… The only good news in this is Attack of the Show, legit career, or not, we’ll always know href=”/cms/u.php?u=69897″> what her pussy looks like ….and here …and here ….and here …..all thanks to her exhibitionist to get noticed past and Google…. Here she is doing her mainstream hustle…but she’s always a slut to me…

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Katy Perry Topless In Rolling Stone

I haven’t read Rolling Stone magazine in probably fifteen years, I guess since I could read the same garbage on the internet, but it’s nice to see they’re at least trying to get the young people back to their pages by shooting some provocative softcore porn shots of the days hottest hipster talent. I couldn’t give a crap about the article, I’m just happy to see Katy Perry’s big hipster boobs in some slutty little poses like topless on the beach or frying up some lemons in her short shorts and bra. Don’t ask. I’m just annoyed that topless pictures now consist of a small amount of under the arm cleavage. Lame.

The Funniest Butts In The American Apparel Butt Contest [NSFW]

American Apparel may be holding a contest for the best butts in their skivvies, but don’t think it’s all self-serving softcore porn! Some of these butts are SRSLY FUNNY! View

Taylor Swift Bikini Pictures

I don’t follow country music so I don’t know if these pictures of Taylor Swift in her bikini shooting some sort of softcore porn music video are new or old, but I like a chick in a bikini so I’m keeping them either way. Besides, she’s hot right now and I’m sure none of you perverts out there are going to care

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Rebecca Creskoff’s Fire Bush in Hung of the Day

I have never heard of Rebecca Creskoff, and I guess that’s probably why I am doing a post on her red pubic haired vagina, see since she’s pretty much 40 years old and not a household name, she’s gotta push the boundaries of legitimate acting and ender the world of softcore porn just to get some work as time is simply running out.

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