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Dakota Fanning Hides The Front Meat

I’m a little disappointed by these pictures of Dakota Fanning walking the streets the other day, it’s not that she looks bad or anything, but it was my understanding that eighteen year old women like to walk around showing off their bodies in hooker costumes. At least that’s what Twitter and Instagram have lead me to believe. I feel like I’m getting ripped off. She looks like she’s packing a little lady heat under that loose t-shirt of hers. Nice. ; ; ; Related Articles: Dakota Fanning’s Pants Are Falling Off Dakota Fanning Is Too Cute Christina Aguilera Breasts Can’t Save That Old Lady Outfit Christina Aguilera Ruins A See Through Moment Photos: WENN.com

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Arianny Celeste & Friends Get All Sexy

As you may or may not know by now, I really enjoy pictures of hot nobodies. So why wouldn’t I post these pictures of Arianny Celeste , Brittney Palmer and Kenda Perez getting all hot and bothered together on the cover of Inside Fitness ? Obviously they’re not all from the magazine, the hotter ones are from Arianny’s Twitter feed. I like the airbrushed bikini pictures, but nothing beats some candids of a couple of hotties touching each other in their bikinis. Hot.

Kelly Brook’s White Hot Vacation Breasts

I hate to say it but Kelly Brook hasn’t exactly been knocking my socks off with hotness over the last little while, weird mom short shorts don’t really do it for me, so I was glad to find these shots of her partying it up on vacation somewhere. Here she is looking pretty good in her white little dress showing off those lovely legs and even lovelier big breasts. I bet she looked great bouncing down those stairs. Someone has to have video of that, send it to me on Twitter please.

Maria Fowler’s Wardrobe Malfunction

I’m getting all kinds of booty action today, Serena Williams’ massive posterior , Kim Kardashian’s sweet big booty and now The Only Way Is Essex hottie Maria Fowler’s accidental ass crack flash. Is it my birthday? I love these shots, Maria heads out on the town in a tight dress with one of her really big breasted friends, they’re the best kind of friends, then proceeds to tear her dress as she gets out of the cab. Awesome. Unfortunately she seems to have still been sober at the time and managed to cover up all the good parts. Maybe next time.

Jessica Wright Highlights The Good Parts

If you’re into British soap opera/reality TV shows, I don’t really know what that is either, you’ll probably enjoy these shots of ‘The Only Way Is Essex’ hottie Jessica Wright hitting the town the other night. I guess if you’re into busty chicks in tight spandex pants you’ll probably also enjoy these shots. I know I am. Anyhow, that spandex booty looks like it needs a good slapping. I’d like to volunteer my services. Hit me up on the Twitter

Scarlett Johansson Assumes Position In A Bikini

It’s not often that I get pictures of Scarlett Johansson in a bikini, let alone in a bikini in a position like this. Amazing. I’m speechless. That’s not entirely true, I’m uttering a lot of descriptive expletives to explain what I would like to do to her, but I’ll keep all that to myself. Here’s the hottie hanging out on a yacht somewhere sunning her sweet bikini booty. If I had to find something to complain about with these pics, it would be the eighties meathead douche lying next to her. What the hell? Roll him over the side and there will be plenty of room for my pasty white blogger ass. I can be there in no time. I’ll wait for your call.

Victoria Silvstedt Good Time Bikini Pictures

I’ve got to say that this Victoria Silvstedt hottie sure seems like she’s a lot of fun. All she does is hang out in very small, very European bikini all day, horsing around on jet-skis and sunning her tight big breasted body on some rich old dude’s fancy yacht. Where do I sign up. This is the kind of job I’ve been looking for my whole life. I don’t know what she has to do behind closed doors to maintain this type of lifestyle, but we can negotiate.

Sofia Vergara’s Sweet Vacation Cleavage

I don’t know where these pictures are from, but it looks to me like some lucky vacation goers had their all-inclusive party crashed by the hottest latina MILF on the planet Sofia Vergara . I’ve been on these all-inclusive vacations before, they’re a pretty good time involving lots of booze, but the only thing that crashed my party was explosive diarrhea…. These guys hit the jackpot. Not fair.

Hailey Baldwin Wholesome Bikini Pictures

I don’t think I could name one thing that Stephen Baldwin has ever done, other than become a religious nut, but it looks like his greatest legacy will be that he’s got a hot daughter. That’s something. Here’s Hailey Baldwin showing off her bikini body on the beach the other day with a couple of adult beverages. At least I hope they’re adult beverages, they kind of look like water. Uh oh, how old is this chick? Just to be safe I’m going to say that she seems like a nice girl with a bright future who just happens to be in a bathing suit.

Elizabeth Olsen & Dakota Fanning Are Good Girls

I want to like these pictures of Elizabeth Olsen and Dakota Fanning , but I think they’re a little too wholesome for my taste. I’m all for chicks riding around on bicycles, but I think bikinis are in order don’t you? Bikini bike rides are just so much hotter. I don’t know what else to tell you, I guess I could say that I’ve never wanted to be a bicycle seat more in my life, but that would just be childish. Enjoy.