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Arianny Celeste Busts Out The Hotness

Posted on May 11, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve never in my life heard of Vegas Seven magazine, I didn’t think people still read magazine, but apparently they like to feature pictures of big breasted hotties so I’m going to have to give them a second look. Here’s Arianny Celeste busting out of a sexy little bikini for us. Oh yeah! That’s what I like to see in my magazines. Articles? Not for this guy. #hotness

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Katie Price’s Chesticles Hit The Town

Posted on May 10, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I knew I could count on Katie Price to bring today’s posts away from the classy crap and back down to a level of trashiness that I’m much more comfortable with. Here she is out on the town last night with her huge fake breasts packed into her Wild Thing t-shirt and her hot legs in a really short little skirt. Perfection. I don’t know what it is about a woman with a sexy stripper tattoo on her upper thigh, but I love it. I want to share some cheap champagne with her in a very small carpeted booth somewhere.

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Rihanna Turns Up The Sexiness

Posted on May 10, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you weren’t quite sure whether Rihanna was a really hot piece of mocha goodness or just happened to look good in a bikini, this should clear things up really quickly. Here she is looking super hot in a photoshoot for that old hipster Terry Richardson. So hot!! I mean this chick is hot just walking down the street, but get shots of her giving herself a wedgie in some short daisy dukes and we’ve taken it to a whole other level. This is almost too much of a good thing…. Almost.

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Mmm Maria Menounos & Nina Dobrev

Posted on May 10, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So Maria Menounos seems to be pairing up with all kinds of hotties these days. First it was ageless hottie Christie Brinkley and now the hot young piece Nina Dobrev getting all up close and personal. I want to say this is an awesome lesbian fantasy moment, but that’s kind of lame. So I’m going to throw Christie back into the mix and make it a sweet lesbian threesome fantasy. Awesome!

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Jessica Lowndes Is One Hot Lady

Posted on May 9, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m kind of digging this Jessica Lowndes chick these days, yesterday she dropped some tasty cleavage and today she seems to be keeping the party going. Here she is at some event last night looking all bad ass and sexy in her tight black dress. She reminds me of a sexy vampire, not a real vampire, one of those pretend vampires from porno movies. The best kind of vampires. Call me.

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Scarlett Johansson Gets Hot And Bothered

Posted on May 8, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So I’ve already posted a whole bunch of pictures from last night’s 2012 Costume Institute Gala , but I thought that a few of the ladies stood out for me. Like the always gorgeous Scarlett Johansson who looks like a swashbuckling princess who just escaped her captors with the help of some handsome pirates. I love it. Everyone else is so done up and here she is letting her hair down and her breasts breathe. Well done. All she needs to do now is get drunk and make out with somebody’s wife.

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Jessica-Jane Clement Is Almost TOO Hot

Posted on May 8, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Do I really need to say anything about these pictures of the always perfect Jessica-Jane Clement ? I highly doubt any of you are reading this anyway, how could you with these amazing pictures surrounding a bunch of stupid letters nobody cares about? The woman is absolutely spectacular, so getting her all hot and sweaty in a bunch of cut-off tank tops and sexy undies is a great way to finish off the day. I would like to lick those tattoos off her amazing body… I know that’s not possible, but I’d certainly like to give it a shot.

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Mmm Maria Menounos & Christie Brinkley

Posted on May 8, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve been in love with Christie Brinkley for decades, ever since she went swimming in her underwear with Clark Griswold in National Lampoon’s Vacation , so pair her up with my favorite Greek beauty Maria Menounos and we’re in lesbian fantasy heaven. Seriously, Christie is an older more experienced woman teaching Maria the ropes in some dodgy hotel room. Maybe with an old video recorder filming the whole thing. Awesome.

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2012 Costume Institute Gala Pictures

Posted on May 8, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Julianne Hough’s Perfect Bikini Body

Posted on May 8, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There’s just something about a hot blonde chick jumping around and having a good time in her bikini that seems so all-American. Like ice tea or apple pie but with breasts. Delicious. Here’s Julianne Hough showing off her perfect summer body in some magazine. Of course she’s got a perfect summer body, she’s a professional dancer and she’s dating that Seacrest dude. You know that guy probably had her sign a contract stating she won’t go over a certain weight. Genius.

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