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Jessica Szohr Looks A Little Chilly

I’m not sure if I’m supposed to know who this Jessica Szohr chick is or not, she kinda looks like she’s a Real Housewife of who knows where, but she’s wearing a tube top on what looks like a chilly day so I’m alright with it. Tube tops in the cold weather are some of my favorite things, it just works so well, I don’t know what it is. I’m sorry, where was I? I was just thinking about how easily those perky little breasts could fall out of this thing. Awesome.

Emma Frain Is My Kind Of Woman

It’s that time of day again, time for pictures of a really hot nobody half naked in some crazy sexy outfits. I call it the magic hour. Alright, so it’s more like thirteen minutes than an hour, but you know what I mean. Anyhow, Here’s some chick named Emma Frain giving me really sexy eyes with those massive talents squeezed together in her tight fitting bra. Amazing! All bras should be one size too small if you ask me. I love this chick. Come on, she’s wearing Ghostbuster underwear. Marry me?

Gracie Carvalho Hot Bikini Pictures

We’re all aware that a whole bunch of Victoria’s Secret models have been down on the beach somewhere posing for the new swimsuit catalogue or whatever, Candice Swanepoel has been all over the internet, but I thought I might introduce one of the lesser known hotties. Here’s Gracie Carvalho showing off her amazing bikini goodness in her nice little yellow bikini. Now this is a hot piece I wouldn’t mind getting a bite out of. Call me.

Georgia Salpa Gets Sticky And Sweet For FHM

I know absolutely nothing about today’s fashion, I still think hammer pants kinda look good, but if you absolutely insist on wearing really high waisted hipster booty shorts, this is the right way to go about it. Here’s Georgia Salpa showing us all why she’s the… Actually I don’t know what she is, but she’s showing us that she definitely knows the way to a man’s heart. It’s through his erection in case you’re wondering. That stomach crap is just an urban legend fat people and uglies tell themselves.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Gets A Little Sexy

I’ve got to say that for a career single lady, I guess she’d be considered a spinster now, Jennifer Love Hewitt is actually looking pretty good. I would have assumed she’d be pretty fat and most likely covered in cat hair, but she’s keeping it together. Here she is all tightly packed into a nice little dress yesterday. I like it. She must be so happy that Kim Kardashian came along and made big fat asses popular.

Jessica Alba’s Perfect Mom Booty

These aren’t exactly the best pictures you’ll ever see of Jessica Alba , a few perfect bikini shots come to mind, but some quality shots of that sweet little booty in some tight jeans are enough to make this douche happy. She should go on tour talking to future moms about what their bodies are supposed to look like after squeezing children out of the vagina. Amaze! She’s either got a whole lot of time to work out or some really good doctors. Well done.

Ashley Greene A Little Too Skinny In Spandex

I would say that ninety percent of the pictures I’ve ever posted of Ashley Greene have somehow involved her going to or leaving the gym in spandex pants. Seriously. I’m all for chicks working out, but I think she may have overdone it a little. Here she is looking a little too thin for my taste, those pants aren’t supposed to be kinda baggy in the crotch area are they? Maybe next time we’ll get some pictures of her heading to a burger joint or something. Preferably with her breasts exposed slightly.

Adrienne Bailon’s Out Of This World Swimsuit

I feel like I should know who the hell this Adrienne Bailon chick is, I think she had something to do with the Kardashian’s for some reason, but I’m a busy man and can’t keep track of every half decent hottie who walks around in a weird looking bathing suit. Is she from the future? She kinda looks like one of the bad guys from Superman II , you know, the ones that got stuck in a pane of glass somehow and were sent into outer space. Man, that was an awful movie.

Hilary Duff’s Big Workout Boobies

I’m happy to see that Hilary Duff hasn’t wasted any time getting back to the gym after squeezing a human being out of her vagina, that just sounds weird, but I was expecting her to get back into shape a little faster than this for some reason. I know that sounds unreasonable, I’m still having a hard time losing the weight after giving birth to that disgusting beer and irish stew baby on St-Patrick’s Day , but Hilary’s a celebrity and that’s her job. Nice boobs though.

Amy Childs Busts Out The Curves

I can’t think of a better way to spend my afternoon than by staring at pictures of busty British hottie Amy Childs with a really tight dress stretched out by her massive breasts. Seriously, those things have stretched the material to the point where it’s pretty much see through. I love it. How can I get a date with a curvaceous hottie like this? A free date. Big hair, big boobs, high heels and a really tight dress. Perfection.