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Amy Childs’ Cleavage Did Something

It’s time for today’s pictures of a busty British hottie making sexy faces while I stare at her fat cleavage. Here’s Amy Childs doing her thing on the red carpet at some event last night all prettied up and tucked into a tight dress. I assume she’s dating a soccer player or bare knuckle boxer, but I think she might enjoy some time with a real man. A man who knows his way around the internet and isn’t afraid to wear wrist support while typing. Call me.

Kate Upton In Her Pajamas Again

Here are some more of those sexy pictures of supermodel Kate Upton modeling lingerie or pajamas or something at what looks like some sort of Dominican all inclusive resort. I could actually go for some really dry chicken and rice with pieces of last night’s vegetables in it. Gross. Anyhow, I like these shots, but I’m seeing far too much booty and not enough of those big bouncy supermodel boobies.

Taylor Momsen Does Her Trashy Thing

I’ve already had a teenager on the site in a short dress today with shots of Kendall Jenner, so I thought I might as well get some shots of one of the most notorious inappropriately dressed teenagers out there Taylor Momsen doing her thing on stage. Obviously her thing involves dressing up as a goth hooker and singing some crappy songs that nobody cares about. Hot.

Emma Roberts’ Buttoned Down Short Shorts

I’ve seen a lot of sloppy mom short shorts at this Coachella music festival, and quite frankly I’ve had enough of it, but these might be the sloppiest. I’m not talking about Emma Robert s and her unbuttoned denims, I actually kind of find those hot, but her friend is not making things happen in my pants and I normally love chicks in bikini tops and short shorts. Luckily, Emma more than make s up for it in her little silly tube top.

Stacy Keibler’s Hotness Is Back For Men’s Fitness

Obviously Stacy Keibler has been all over the celebrity circuit over the last few months, that’s what banging George Clooney will do for a career, but it’s nice to see her back at work. Here she is on the cover of Men’s Fitness magazine doing that thing where she makes my genitals move without anything touching them. Tingly. I’m not sure why she decided to wear such a big bikini, I guess it costs more to get her into a thong now, but I like it.

Selena Gomez Short Short Dance Party

I thought I could take a break from posting celebrities in short shorts at Coachella so I decided to post these shots of Selena Gomez on the set of a music video she’s filming with that Bieber douche…. In short shorts. Not bad, but to be honest I’m kind of liking the chick in the denim short shorts showing off her midriff. Obviously I thought she was Selena, but I’ll take a cheap knock off in a pinch. Call me.

Mila Kunis’ Spandex Outfit Needs Work

I’m not sure how you would know this, but I’m hungover as hell today and these pictures of Mila Kunis are suppose to make me feel better. They aren’t doing the trick. Pictures of a celebrity in spandex pants and a dumpy shirt aren’t exactly the greatest hangover cure apparently. Anyhow, we haven’t seen her in a while so I thought I should post them anyway. Not impressed.

Kate Upton’s Breasts Did Some Modeling

I’m not sure I like these pictures of Kate Upton , I mean she’s hot and all, but she’s hiding her sexy big supermodel breasts. What the hell? I get that she’s got to sell the clothing she’s modeling, but give me something I can use. Wait a minute, I’m starting to see those see through top shots. That’s more like it. It’s kind of weird that she seems to be posing at a Dominican all inclusive resort, but I’m down. Marry me.

Jordan Carver’s Busty Red Dress

I don’t know if any of you have noticed, but this Jordan Carver hottie has all of a sudden started to become more popular. I don’t know what it is I like about her, but I’d sure like to put my finger on it. Just so everyone knows, I was posting pictures of her way before anybody knew who the hell she was. I did this. I should get a part of the royalties, however small they may be, or at least a free motorboating. It’s only fair.

CoCo Austin’s Breasts Are Chilly

See if you can guess why I enjoy these pictures of CoCo walking her dogs. If you think it’s because I’m a dog lover you’re an idiot. Obviously those big fat boobies have gotten my attention before, but put them into a little tank top and throw in some chilly weather and we’ve got ourselves a party. I love it. You could park a bicycle in that camel toe. Still hot.