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Kelly Brook Bikini Tumblr Pictures

I don’t have a Tumblr account, I didn’t even know there was such a thing as a Tumblr account, but Kelly Brook has one and she certainly knows how to use it. Here are some sexy shots she posted of herself on vacation in a whole bunch of different bikinis and bathing suits. I’m finding it very difficult to decide which one of these is my favorite, they’re all so hot, but I think I’ve got to go with the shots of her squeezing her breasts together. #internetboner

Scarlett Johansson’s Cleavage Needs Work

You can’t go wrong with a few shots of Scarlett Johansson in a low cut dress. Here she is promoting her Avengers movie somewhere giving us a pretty quality look at those sweet soft pectorals. Alright so they’re not as prominently displayed as I’d like them, touching her forearms together in front of her body would take care of that, but it’s a pretty good start. I’m assuming we’re going to be seeing a whole lot more of her before the movie gets released so I’m sure she’ rectify the issue. They should have a bikini beach party premiere. Something different.

Ashley Tisdale Drops Some Perky Cleavage

I’m obviously never going to go see this The Lucky One movie, I’m a full grown man with at least one full grown testicle who doesn’t need to sit through romantic garbage anymore, but it looks like they got some huge stars at the premiere the other night. They had everyone from Audrina Patridge to Ashley Tisdale …. Did I say huge stars? I meant former reality TV stars. Anyhow, here’s ashley doing her best to drop a little perky cleavage. Decent.

Maria Menounos’ Hot Pink Posterior

After the shots of Sofia Vergara’s awesome denim booty, I thought I would post a few pictures of another international hottie’s posterior. Here’s Maria Menounos showing off her cute, I don’t know the Greek word for ass, in her hot pink dress. The outfit isn’t all that sexy really, it’s actually a little frumpy, but that booty definitely steals the show. Somebody drop some coins or walk a puppy by, we need to see that thing in action.

Audrina Patridge Ruins A See Through Top

Audrina Patridge must be doing something right these days, she keeps getting invited to parties and she gets her pictures posted on this site. That’s pretty much as high as her career can get. Here she is at the premier of The Lucky One last night showing off those long legs and nice fake breasts in a see through top. Alright so she ruins the top with a bra, but how is anyone going to take her seriously if her big perfect breasts are always exposed? That was a stupid question.

Jessica Sutta Makes Sexy Faces

I’m not a hundred percent on this, but I think this Jessica Sutta chick was one of the Pussycat Dolls at some point. I can’t keep track of these ladies. Anyhow, here she is making sexy faces as she performs in her sexy white jumpsuit. The woman looks like she’s pretty solid, I’m not sure but I think she could probably take me in a wrestling match. I have frail wrists, but I’m willing to give it a shot if she is. Call me.

Selena Gomez Loves Her Body

Here’s Selena Gomez on the cover of some latina edition of Cosmopolitan looking all airbrushed and sexy as hell. It looks like the title to the article is I Love My Body … Don’t worry princess, we all love your body. Unfortunately it’s a little more covered up than we like, they couldn’t convince you to slip into a bikini for a couple of shots? What a waste. If only I had a whole bunch of Selena Gomez bikini pictures just one click away. You’re welcome.

Rihanna Twitter Bikini Pictures

Here we go again with another round of celebrity Twitter bikini shots. I love it. This time it’s Rihanna’s turn to show off her hot bikini body in some classy shots at the beach. Looking good. I’m not sure that a denim bikini is the greatest choice when it comes to swimming, it’s just going to weigh her down, but it sure looks pretty damn good lounging in the sun. Keep up the good work.

Emma Watson In A Bra And Short Shorts!

I wouldn’t normally think of Emma Watson as the kind of woman who would prance around in nothing but some short shorts and a bra, but that seems to be exactly what’s happening here. I have to assume these are shots from the set of something she’s been working on, it doesn’t make sense otherwise, but that doesn’t take anything away from the hotness. I like it. I wouldn’t mind spending a little time in the hot tub with this hottie. Good times.

Rachel Bilson’s Hot Little Bikini Pictures

I’ve been in love with Rachel Bilson ever since we first locked eyes through the television when she was on that crappy TV show about rich people from the California suburbs, so whenever I get a chance to post picture of her in short shorts or in jeans and especially when she’s in a bikini, I’m all over it. Here she is rocking a hot little black bikini showing off her awesome figure at the beach the other day. I tried to crop out the Darth Vader Jr douche, but all the photoshop work in the world won’t change the fact that he gets to bang this hottie whenever he wants. Not fair.