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Kim Kardashian’s Tightly Wrapped Curves

People bitch at me all the time for saying this, but I think Kim Kardashian is really hot. I’m not afraid to admit it. They say that she’s phony and plastic and all sorts of garbage like that, I think they underestimate just how much of a superficial man I am, because those are things that I look for in a woman. Here she is all tightly packed into a sexy, Spanx riddled white dress showing off her awesome curves. I’d like to cut her out of that thing with those medical shears doctors use to cut off bandages. Booty first of course.

Kelly Brook Magical Cleavage

I’m not an expert when it comes to magic, but I think that this might be the best magic trick I’ve ever seen in my life. Here’s busty British hottie Kelly Brook pulling a sock or a scarf or something out of her beautiful cleavage. Alright so it’s not David Copperfield making the Statue Of Liberty disappear, but it’s still pretty damn impressive. I bet I can make something grow in my pants just by staring at those things… Tada!

Jennifer Lawrence Lets Her Breasts Fall Out

I’m not really sure what the deal is with this Hunger Games business, I think it’s a book and now movie for teenage girls, but I know some quality cleavage when I see it. Here’s Jennifer Lawrence dropping some perky boobage at a book signing for the thing. I find it a little odd that she’s signing copies of a book she didn’t write. Shouldn’t she be signing DVD’s or movie posters or something? I guess with this much breasts hanging out she can sign whatever the hell she wants.

Miley Cyrus Flashes Her Handicap-able Belly

Here’s Miley Cyrus flashing her tight little belly after a tough workout of rolling around on the floor in contorted positions at the pilates studio. I don’t get it, but whatever keeps that little body tight works for me. Not to mention I wouldn’t mind seeing a few shots of her all stretched out during her session, she’s probably all hot and sexy. I don’t get why she’s covering her face, probably because she doesn’t want to be caught parking in a handicapped parking spot… Again. Celebrities are the worst.

Beth Behrs In A Bikini

I try my best to be up to date with today’s hottest pieces of ass, whether they’re from the movies or television or just hanging onto some rich dude’s arm, but I had to look up this Beth Behrs chick. Apparently she’s on the show 2 Broke Girls , which I’ve obviously never seen, but she looks pretty damn good in a bikini. I did find it a little strange that Google’s auto search kept trying to point me towards ‘Beth Behrs Feet’…. Perverts.

Tonya Olson Picture Moment

Amy Childs And Her Big Beautiful Breasts

If you’re going to get someone to model your lingerie for you, you could go the beautiful skinny supermodel route with any number of Brazilian hotties, or you could go the busty British glamor model route and have your underwear featured here on this site. That’s exactly where Amy Childs comes in. Obviously I don’t know who makes the actual outfits, not that I really care, I just enjoy staring at those big beautiful breasts of hers. When do we get the video of those things bouncing around on a trampoline? You know she’s up for it.

Erin Heatherton Supermodel Bikini Twit Pic

Obviously you know how much I love Twitter , not because it helps bring people and ideas together or any of that crap, but because it gives hot women around the world a place where they can post pictures of themselves either naked or half naked or just in some sort of playfully hot pose. Here’s supermodel Erin Heatherton doing her thing in a sexy little bikini during a vacation down in Mexico. Perfection.

Carmen Electra’s Oral Fixation

Here’s Carmen Electra packed into a tight dress at some party in Vegas over the weekend. We don’t see as much of this hottie anymore, I guess she’s getting a little old, it’s almost time to send the old girl out to pasture with all the other washed up hot chicks. I hear they run free on a farm in upstate New York somewhere, pouting and making sexy faces all day. Sounds nice. I’ve also included a video of Carmen taking a tumble in a fancy dress on the catwalk, not for any reason in particular, I just like watching hot chicks fall down. Enjoy.

Maria Menounos Hot Stripper Belly Piercing

I’ve written enough posts about Maria Menounos walking in and out of the Dancing With The Stars studios that you should pretty much all know the drill by now. Hot booty in spandex pants pretty much sums it all up. But this time she decided to show a little more skin with an eighties inspires crop top. Nicely done lady. I want to suck that cheesy stripper belly button piercing out of her awesome tight tummy. Call me.