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Uma Thurman Preggo Bathing Suit Hose Down

Posted on March 29, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not sure if any of you were looking for pictures of a pregnant celebrity hosing herself down in a swimsuit, but this is happening. Here’s Uma Thurman on vacation on a yacht somewhere hosing herself down in a stretched out one piece bathing suit. I normally enjoy big old pregnancy boobs as much as the next guy, but this isn’t exactly my cup of tea. That being said, I know the internet is filled with people into all kinds of strange things so this is for them. Enjoy. I didn’t even know she was preggers… At least I hope she’s pregnant. Gross.

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Paris Hilton Works Her Weird Bathing Suit

Posted on March 29, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

After the pictures of a pregnant Uma Thurman hosing her belly down in a bathing suit, I was in desperate need for some sort of normal looking swimsuit pictures. These are close enough. Here’s Paris Hilton showing some skin in her tattered little bathing suit. That’s more like it. You would think that someone as rich as Paris would be able to afford a bathing suit without any holes in it. Ha! Show us your boobies.

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Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson Bikini Pictures

Posted on March 29, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We’ve gotten a boatload of pictures from the set of this crappy Spring Breakers movie over the last few weeks, but how many pictures of young hotties in bikinis can a man take? Obviously that was a trick question, you can never have too many pictures of hotties in bikinis. Here are Selena Gomez , Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson partying on the beach in their sexy little bathing suits. I especially like the shots with money stuffed into their bikini bottoms. Like strippers in training.

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CJ Picture Moment

Posted on March 28, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Hides The Big Old Booty

Posted on March 28, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I thought that Jennifer Love Hewitt’s hotness was on the rise, she had all those sexy lingerie photoshoots and was heading out on the town all tarted up in sexy outfits, so what the hell is this all about? Obviously she’s on the set of her crappy new Lifetime TV show, whatever it’s called, but I’m not understanding the old lady gown. I know she’s got to hide that big booty of hers, but wrap that thing up in a few layers of Spanx and get on with the hotness. #disappointedboner

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Imogen Thomas’ Breasts Get A Workout

Posted on March 28, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like to think that I’m up to date on today’s physical fitness trends, I down energy drinks and do my daily calisthenics, but I don’t know what’s going on here. Here’s a chick named Imogen Thomas doing some sort of workout that involves cleaning up old tires from a beach in a tank top. Where did the parachute come from? Obviously when I’m talking about calisthenics I’m referring to my daily masturbation sessions. Believe me, the way I do it… It’s quite a workout

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Ashley Tisdale Shows Off The Orange Legs

Posted on March 26, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve been saying for years that Ashley Tisdale is pretty hot, but a little too mousy looking for my taste…. This isn’t helping the situation. Here she is out last night wearing some Minnie Mouse ears like a real grown up. I don’t get it, if you’re going to dress up like Minnie Mouse , you wear the polka dot dress and leave the stupid ears at home. Anyhow, this is probably some sort of ironic hipster thing that I wouldn’t understand because I wear clothes that fit me and have a job. Why is she so orange?

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Kelly Brook Sweet See Through And Pink Booty

Posted on March 26, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve loved Kelly Brook for a long time now, how could you not, so getting pictures of her in a see through top is a nice little treat. I don’t know what I did to deserve this, but I’ll take it. Sure it’s not the greatest see through top you’ll ever see, but I’m getting a hint of cleavage under there so it counts. besides, pair the top with that sweet pink booty and we’re in business. I would take a delicious bite out of that thing if she’d let me. A gentle bite, I wouldn’t even leave a mark. Call me.

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Kendra Wilkinson Bikini Party Cover Up

Posted on March 25, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I enjoy a nice Playboy hottie as much as the next guy, but Kendra WIlkinson’s looks have gone downhill over the last few years. I guess squeezing out a baby will do that to a woman. Obviously she’s not known for the quality of her face, so I’m going to let it slide. Here she is at some bikini pool party in Vegas over the weekend showing off a decent amount of cleavage. I say decent because she’s a Playboy chick at a bikini party and I can barely see the damn bikini. What a rip! I thought these girls were supposed to be comfortable half naked?

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Kim Kardashian’s Tightly Wrapped Curves

Posted on March 22, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

People bitch at me all the time for saying this, but I think Kim Kardashian is really hot. I’m not afraid to admit it. They say that she’s phony and plastic and all sorts of garbage like that, I think they underestimate just how much of a superficial man I am, because those are things that I look for in a woman. Here she is all tightly packed into a sexy, Spanx riddled white dress showing off her awesome curves. I’d like to cut her out of that thing with those medical shears doctors use to cut off bandages. Booty first of course.

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