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Former Pussycat Doll Kaya Jones Has Huge Puppies

Obviously the only Pussycat Doll anybody knows or even cares about is Nicole Scherzinger , she was always the hottest one, but that might be about to change. Here’s someone named Kaya Jones showing us that she might actually be more than just a back up dancer. Alright so she’s not exactly the hottest woman we’ve ever seen, she kinda looks a little dude-ish, but she certainly seems to have a couple very large characteristics that I thoroughly enjoy. Keep reaching for that rainbow.

Hilary Duff’s New Mom Breasts Are Huge

I know that Hilary Duff just finished squeezing a human being out of her lady parts a few weeks, and it was probably too much to ask that her body bounce right back to it’s hot self, but this is a little frightening. Not because I’m slightly afraid of fat people, but because I don’t know if she’ll ever get that body back to it’s former glory and that scares me. At least her boobs are massive. Wow! She needs to get a breast pump or something on those things, they look like they’re about to burst. Nobody needs that.

Kendall Jenner Donkey Riding Bikini Pics

I don’t know how old Kendall Jenner is, I only research the purebred Kardashians, but I know she’s far too young to be posting pictures of her in a bikini riding a donkey…. Too late. Here she is in her bikini hamming it up in some Twitter pictures, flashing some gang signs with her bikini clad friends and of course riding a donkey in a bikini. That’s how you get infections down there… Ask your sisters.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Hot Cougar Cleavage

Jennifer Love Hewitt has really been working hard lately to get her hotness back on track, she slips up every now and again with some dumpy big ass pictures, but she’s definitely trending in the right direction. Here she is wrapped up in a few layers of Spanx and tucked into a sexy tight dress that really highlights her assets. I always forget that she’s more than just a big booty. #bigoldboobies

CoCo Austin Flashes Her Good Side

I like a big booty as much as the next guy, maybe a little more than the next guy, so these shots are working for me. Here’s Ice T’s wife CoCo looking good with her big breasts and massive posterior stuffed into a tight little dress. I don’t know how the material is able to contain that thing, it’s working so hard it’s almost see through. I like it. I’m just waiting for those big old boobies to come popping out. I’ve got all day.

Rita Rusic Lives On A Beach

I don’t remember what it is that this Rita Rusic cougar does for a living, I think she’s a rich old bird, but she seems to spend most of her days lounging on the beach trying to keep her giant breasts from falling out of her bikini. Tough life. All she’s missing is a frail wristed blogger by her side rubbing suntan lotion all over that leathery skin of hers. Skin cancer is a silent killer so I’ll make sure to really work the chest area.

Miranda Kerr’s Tight Supermodel Goodness

I get a lot of pictures of hotties and not so hotties heading to the gym in spandex yoga or pilates costumes, but rarely anything as hot as this. Here’s supermodel Miranda Kerr showing everyone what a yoga outfit is supposed to look like. Jesus! Obviously she’s a supermodel and this is what she gets paid to do, but come on. I know she doesn’t have giant breasts or anything, but she’s so damn skinny that they still look pretty impressive. Especially with the sun hitting them just right. Awesome.

Kelly Kelly Rocks Her Little Booty Shorts

If you thought that Maria Menousnos’ body was in good shape in the post I did earlier, you’re not going to believe this incredible hotness. Here’s wrestling hottie Kelly Kelly showing off her awesome physique in some spandex booty shorts. Amaze! Her face isn’t all that great, but with a body like this who gives a rat’s ass? I shouldn’t say that, I bet she could be the crap out of me. That kind of thing normally costs extra.

Maria Menounos’ Killer Tight Body

I kind of mentioned the other day that I thought Maria Menounos’ booty wasn’t as tight as I’d like it, I think she just had on some dumpy sweatpants, but it looks like the rest of her is certainly tight as hell. Here she is posing in her sexy little spandex pants and one of the smallest sports bras I’ve ever seen. This is more like it. If I take up ballroom dancing, will I get to snuggle up to hotties like this on patio furniture? I highly doubt it.

2012 Kids Choice Awards Pictures