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Karissa and Kristina Shannon Class Things Up

I thought it might be nice to finish off the day with a few shots of some really good looking twins, but all I could find were shots of Kristina and Karissa Shannon out on the town. They’re not exactly supermodels, but I happen to like trashy looking blonds who aren’t afraid to show off their Playboy bodies in classy outfits so they’ll do. I’ve also got a video of the girls learning to work the stripper pole. Like they’ve never worked the pole before. Please.

Hilary Duff Pregnancy Hotness

I didn’t really want to post these pictures of Hilary Duff , she’s not exactly doing anything special, but I figured I better get her up on the site while I still can. It won’t be too long before she’s just way too large for my taste. I mean she’s already big, she’s got a human growing in her gut, but she still manages to pull off the tight pants and sexy heels. Well done.

Elle Macpherson Sexy Supermodel Figure

I don’t know how old Elle Macpherson is now, way past the supermodel expiry date, but she still looks absolutely amazing. Here she is showing off her incredibly tight older bird body while enjoying a little time at the beach in her silly cowgirl hat, surfing, sunning herself and I’m sure giving more than a few gentlemen some awkward bathing suit erections.

Emily Sears Doubles Up The Hotness

It looks as though the folks over at Zoo magazine thought it might be a good idea if they, through the magic of photoshop, doubled up hottie Emily Spears for a little girl-on-girl action… I couldn’t agree more. Here she is playing with herself, sort of, in some sexy lingerie shots. I’m kind of confused by all this though, is it incest if she gets sexy with an exact copy of herself or is it just awesome? It thought so.

Ashley Tisdale’s Boots Were Made For Walking

I’ve never see F-me boots like this before but I really like them. I only I wish Ashley Tisdale would ditch the leggings underneath and show a little thigh because that would have completed my Ashley Tisdale Dominatrix fantasy. Actually, any chick in thigh high boots makes me want to bend over and get a spanking. Too much info? Did I mention I would be wearing woman’s panties?

JoJo Drops An Upskirt Shot

I think I must to be the only website that posts any pictures of this JoJo chick, I need to put an end to it, but if she keeps showing up in outfits like this I don’t really have a choice. Not to mention the fact that she thought it would be a good idea to send an upskirt picture my way. She knows what I like. It’s kind of weird that she decided to do it while doing an interview in what looks like some college kid’s basement rec room, but I’ll take it.

Victoria’s Secret Angels Sing Jingle Bells

I’m not a hundred percent sure this is a good idea, video of a bunch of Victoria’s Secret models singing Jingle Bells sounds like a good idea on paper, but the whole thing could blow up in your face with out of key hottie screams rattling our eardrums. Alright so I’ve watched it… It’s pretty bad, but it’s filled with giggling hot women bouncing up and down so I’m alright with it.

Vanessa Hudgens’ Pants Are Easy Access

I’m not cool with this, I thought we were done with the annoying dirty hippie look. Did those Occupy Wall Street people start this crap up again? Ugh. Here’s Vanessa Hudgens out the other day, with Ashley Tisdale, looking a little too tattered for my taste. They look like they’re going to butcher a cover of some Cheryl Crow song at an art house coffee shop. Sure I can see some skin, but I can also smell the patchouli oil. Not cool.

Ashley Tisdale Tweets Her Panties

It looks as though Ashley Tisdale has followed a number of nobodies’ leads and has decided to become the latest underwear Twitter model. Here she is showing off her panties in her latest profile pic. It’s alright I guess, I don’t really see all that much of the undies, but at least she’s making a sexy face. I’d hit it. She knows she’s not getting paid for this right?

Some Ashley Tisdale Leathery Hotness

How Ashley Tisdale is still relevant is beyond me, I don’t know what’s going on anymore. If a mousy chick like this can still get all this attention, the stripper who spent about two and a half hours on my lap last night should be a superstar. I love fake boobies. Anyhow, here she is in her little leather skirt showing off some skin. Not bad. She’s still not ready to work the pole, but it’s a start.