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Jennifer Hudson Drops Some Cleavage

Now that Jennifer Hudson has lost all that fat chick weight eating nothing but mail-order food, delicious, she’s decided that it might be a good idea to at least attempt to drop some cleavage. Here she is at some party in her mustard colored dress showing off what her momma gave her. Or at least half of what her momma gave her, the other half is in some sort of Weight Watchers laboratory somewhere. Still works.

Christina Milian Unzips Some Cleavage

Christina Milian doesn’t make all that many appearances on the site, I don’t really know why, but when she does she always makes them memorable ones. Here she is at some event over the weekend looking really hot in an outfit that looks to be made out of a scuba diving suit. A little weird, but I like it. Mostly because she’s just one sexy zip away from being completely naked. Yes please.

Jessica Simpson Is A Huge Star

I know that Jessica Simpson is pregnant and all and, but I realy wasn’t expecting her to get THIS massive. She’s huge!!!! Here she is showing off that gigantic baby bump on the red carpet for something in a dress that really wasn’t designed for this kind of thing. I’m not sure this can really be called a baby bump anymore, maybe a baby mound or a baby explosion, but it’s definitely not a bump anymore. Are we sure she’s not having triplets? I think she’s overindulged with the corn dogs.

Kelly Kelly Nicely Toned Hotness

If you’re into wrestling chicks you’re going to love these shots. Here’s diva Kelly Kelly showing off her nicely toned body in a sweet bikini top. She’s definitely a fit little number. Look at those abs. I think I need to do some crunches or something, my masturbation workout clearly isn’t showing any results.

Maria Menounos Is A Tight Little Package

Maria Menounos has been doing a really good job lately getting her hotness a little more exposure than usual, hanging out in tiny little bikinis and now walking around in a skin tight dress for me. I like it. I’ve been in love with this hottie for years and always wondered why she wasn’t getting enough attention from the mainstream perverts like myself. Those days seem to be a thing of the past and hopefully we’ll be getting even more hot shots of the Greek Goddess as time goes by.

Victoria Silvstedt’s Top Heavy Bikini Pictures

I love that it seems all Victoria Silvstedt does all day is hang out in her little bikini on some rich dude’s dime, not that I mind, but I hardly ever see her doing anything else. It might be nice to see her doing something a little different once and a while, like jumping up and down on a trampoline or having a tickle fight with some hot asian chicks. Something. Until then I guess I’ll just have to make do with these shots of her massive chesticles falling out of her bikini. Poor me.

Sofia Vergara’s Undercover Hotness

It’s not very often we get shots of a hottie like latina super MILF Sofia Vergara out doing her own shopping wearing civilian clothes…. I don’t like it. Unless a chick is getting drunk in the sun at a baseball game, preferably with her breasts falling out of a tight fitting jersey, there’s no reason for her to be wearing a baseball cap. Not cool.

Irina Shayk Topless In Esquire

I don’t know anyone who still reads magazines anymore, but Esquire decided it might be a good idea to get supermodel superhottie Irina Shayk to pose for the cover of their latest issue. I agree. Not only do they get her all hot and bothered trying to rip her tank top off, but they convinced her it would be very artistic if she took her top off. Clever photographer. Unfortunately, Esquire is a family magazine and all the good bits are all covered up.

Mischa Barton’s Hairy Armpit In A Sloppy Bikini

Mischa Barton seemed to be doing so well, I don’t mean career wise, I mean she came out with a few decent shots of her in a bikini back at the end of December so this is a let down. Here she is back up to her old tricks in a stupid looking swimsuit/bikini/mom shorts. Gross. Not only does she ruin a good opportunity to get a little hottie attention, but she completely ruins the half chub I had with her hairy armpits. Double gross.

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